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The sequel to the acclaimed blockbuster "Taste of Lemon" https://eroticspace.info/story/2015-05-04/vkus-limona.html
Beautiful Roxy slowly recovered in the hot tropical sun. Consciousness slowly returned to her pretty head. In her delicate sensitive nose sharply struck the smell of smoke from a fire somewhere near. Opening her lovely eyes, she suddenly found herself crucified, lying on palm leaves surrounded by lemons. I tried to rise from this unusual fruit bed, but the vines tightly entangling her legs and arms did not allow her to even move. All she could do was raise her head a little to look around. The picture that presented her to a slightly clouded gaze terrified and made her whole body shudder with fear.
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Beautiful Roxy slowly recovered in the hot tropical sun. Consciousness slowly returned to her pretty head. In her delicate sensitive nose sharply struck the smell of smoke from a fire somewhere near. Opening her lovely eyes, she suddenly found herself crucified, lying on palm leaves surrounded by lemons. I tried to rise from this unusual fruit bed, but the vines tightly entangling her legs and arms did not allow her to even move. All she could do was raise her head a little to look around. The picture that presented her to a slightly clouded gaze terrified and made her whole body shudder with fear.
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The evening passed behind empty, meaningless conversations. Marina kept steadfastly, although there was some nervousness and tension in her actions. It seems that she was just beginning to understand what disastrous consequences this scuffle could have been, do not interfere so Kirov in time.
We got to sleep together, Marina without any comments or protests slipped under my blanket. I felt how tense she was, she was betrayed by an admitted laconic saying, quick breathing and a slight shiver. The girl is clearly ...
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We got to sleep together, Marina without any comments or protests slipped under my blanket. I felt how tense she was, she was betrayed by an admitted laconic saying, quick breathing and a slight shiver. The girl is clearly ...
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The persistent doorbell distracted me from the stove. “Marina, follow the macaroni,” I ordered, heading for the open. The girl has already managed to calm down, change into my dressing gown and relax on the couch.
Prudently looking into the peephole, open the door. In front of me there is a very young guy, loaded to the top with packages. - Delivery from the store! He declares, almost dropping the load. “I didn't order anything,” I try to slam ...
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Prudently looking into the peephole, open the door. In front of me there is a very young guy, loaded to the top with packages. - Delivery from the store! He declares, almost dropping the load. “I didn't order anything,” I try to slam ...
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Irishka sat on the bed and did not believe her happiness. Three weeks on a wonderful cruise ship, three weeks! No, not as a passenger - where does the student have money for such a cruise. But the dishwasher was required, and only incredible luck can explain that Irishka was taken to this unpretentious position. She examined the cabin and began to unpack things, but then she gave up and turned on the music. The laptop issued a random track - but from the very first bars she jumped out of the chair ...
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It was gentle July rain. I walked through the deserted Broadway. My road led me home ... In a lonely, bachelor apartment, no one waited for me. Recently, I quarreled with my former passion. It turned out that she needed only my money, not me. And I, dummy, did not immediately notice! How? Does it matter.
Rare lonely passers-by came across on my way. They were all with umbrellas. And my lay in the dryness and warmth in the back bag. No, it's not because I didn't want him ...
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Rare lonely passers-by came across on my way. They were all with umbrellas. And my lay in the dryness and warmth in the back bag. No, it's not because I didn't want him ...
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1. - Come, girls, to the seas, to the seas, to the seas, to the seaaaaaaa ... Fly over, girls, to the seaaaaa, for the sake of hot ёbaryaaaaa! ...- dancing in the rhythm of a pop song, a rather satisfied Katka sailed into my hall. Letting in my friend, I suddenly realized that I didn’t remember a single time, so that she would just humanly cross my threshold - forever with some kind of subvert. - And what do I have? - Meanwhile, an intriguing girlfriend sang while waving a colorful envelope in front of my nose: - Turrr ...
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- Phaeton, get ready to fly to Fungov. In addition to me in the crew will be Ambassador Kverk and officer Anastasia. Your sensors can identify her with General Minach, but this will be a mistake. Save it in your database as Anastasia. - Got it.
Soon, Anastasia and Querk flew almost simultaneously to Phaeton. I saw the Querk shuttle for the first time. An interesting design solution. But, as Minah said, take every civilization without comparing with your stereotypes ...
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Soon, Anastasia and Querk flew almost simultaneously to Phaeton. I saw the Querk shuttle for the first time. An interesting design solution. But, as Minah said, take every civilization without comparing with your stereotypes ...
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Among the vast Kansas steppe lived girl Ellie. Her father, farmer John, worked all day in the field, his mother Anna was busy with household chores.
They lived in a small van, removed from the wheels and put on the ground. The furnishings of the house were poor: “an iron stove, a wardrobe, a table, three chairs and two beds”. Near the house, near the door, was dug out "hurricane ...
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They lived in a small van, removed from the wheels and put on the ground. The furnishings of the house were poor: “an iron stove, a wardrobe, a table, three chairs and two beds”. Near the house, near the door, was dug out "hurricane ...
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Jumping out of the car, I hurriedly tried to open an umbrella. Not here it was! The castle finally did not want to obey, and I, having thrust an umbrella back into my bag, jumped, jumping over puddles, towards the airport building.
“Well,” I thought with annoyance, “I wanted to be irresistible, and now I’m going to be a kind of wood louse with tangled hair.”
Come on, where did ours not disappear ?! In the end, nothing can not be returned ... Yes, I am now going to see off my ex-husband. Former ... Husband ... Strange phrase ... If the former, then you are no longer a husband ...
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“Well,” I thought with annoyance, “I wanted to be irresistible, and now I’m going to be a kind of wood louse with tangled hair.”
Come on, where did ours not disappear ?! In the end, nothing can not be returned ... Yes, I am now going to see off my ex-husband. Former ... Husband ... Strange phrase ... If the former, then you are no longer a husband ...
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Oil lamps cast fancy shadows on visitors to the tavern. In the corner of the restaurant, the company of lizards was lively arguing, spitting viciously at his mouth, now pouring his throat with fair amounts of alcohol, as if trying to get more drunk and find new evidence of his innocence. Nearby, the elf is slowly tasting wine and the man looks at the noisy squabble of the neighbors with displeasure. Here the waitresses are scurrying around carrying drinks and food and flaunting such curvaceous forms that the visitors to the restaurant immediately start to get drunk should they ...
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