Oil lamps cast fancy shadows on visitors to the tavern. In the corner of the restaurant, the company of lizards was lively arguing, now hissing viciously, now pouring throats with fair amounts of alcohol, as if trying to get more drunk and find new evidence of its correctness. Nearby, the elf and the man slowly squeeze the wine and the man looks at the noisy squabble of the neighbors with displeasure. Here and there, the waitresses are scurrying around, carrying drinks and food, and flaunting such curvaceous forms that the visitors of the establishment immediately begin to hop when they just look at their slightly covered milk breasts. Representatives of different races came to the tavern to properly drink, relax, gawk at the girls, or even discuss grand business.

Here and the fair-haired girl with long hair and a magnificent figure, dressed in a simple, rustic dress sat at the bar and absorbed a lot of alcohol.

- No, well, I can not, how are you, bitch, all the time biting me, well, explain!

The owner of the institution poured another cup of foam beer and set it in front of her companion.

- I accept any appearance, change my behavior, how can you calculate me !? - the beauty was not appeased. She gulped down half the mug and stared at the owner of the tavern. Pig sighed, scratched his bristly chin and said:

- Well, if I reveal all my secrets, it will be boring, will it not?

- I will not be bored, Rocky, well, enter my position, I am now so crappy!

- But only because of your spiritual experiences! Pig leaned over the girl's ear and whispered softly:

- Not all habits you manage to get rid of.

The blonde snorted, sat more evenly on the chair and thought, tapping her fingers on the wooden surface. Having finished the rest of the beer, she shouted:

- Pour something stronger, I'll have time to grow old, until I get to the condition!

- Yes, no question, just enough already to harass yourself, well, you gave this high priestess of myelina!

- Actually dalas! In addition, I still can not understand why that water made me take my native appearance. In general, one garbage! - sniffed the girl and stretched for a new portion of booze.

- And who is easy now, Miriya ?! - philosophically remarked the pig. Here I have recently had a chance. Several bulls came and began to soar my brain about author names and rights! They say it is not a matter of calling my tavern “Prancing pony”, there is already such a name.

- Well, what are you doing?

- Well, of course, I nakostylyal them properly and threw out, but the name still decided to change. Now my baby is called "Prancing pig."

- Ahah, great, Rocky, for a new name you need to drink, pour more! Today I want to get to the rattle!

The girl looked around and fixed her gaze on the stately elf sitting next to the lizards. Actually, you can not only get drunk, but also to have fun, Miriya decided! A cute young elf could not be better suited for this purpose. The girl confidently got up and gathered to go to the object of momentary lust, but a drunken dork, who unexpectedly blocked the road, unexpectedly blocked her way. A big big guy had a clumsy facial features, and greasy pants and a scuffed shirt gave him a hereditary miller or stove-set.

- Can I ... treat such a ... good woman ... a glass of beer? - squeezed out a drunken cavalier.

“Where did you get this one from,” the girl quietly nodded. - No, no, thanks! - she tried to circumvent the stranger, but he moved and blocked her way.

“Me, this is ... A riot is called,” he peeked at his friends sitting at a distance, “as if gaining courage.” - And I, well, looked at you for a long time! You are like ... like ...

“How is the most beautiful rose growing in a wondrous garden?” - prompted Rocky.

- Oh how, exactly, it says! The man peered happily, pointing a finger at the pig.

Miriya was about to send both to hell and get carried away on the drunken wings of love for her fair elf, as she realized that the latter was already gone.

- Oh, both of you to hell, well, what do you want, eh? She cried, to the peasant.

- Well, that, that ...

“Okay, let's go and talk, get to know each other better,” Miriya instantly humbled her anger at the mercy. As they say on bezelfie and oklep elf, - the girl thought.

She took the keys from the upper room from the pig and led her chosen one. Okloep immediately cheered up, feeling a decent continuation of dating. After some short and clumsy preludes, Miriya leaned on the bed, ready to receive the gentleman. But the continuation was not, and the gentleman, like an angry hedgehog, puffed loudly from behind.

- Okloep, are you there soon?

- Right now, shcha, shcha everything will be!

But time passed, and nothing happened. The girl turned around and realized that the little friend Oklep is more dead than alive. I did not want to reanimate the injured Miriya, but she was eager to get pleasure. Therefore, after observing the sad picture, the girl confidently said:

- Turn around, I have something that can be very pleasant!

- BUT? - Rivet stared blankly at her.

- Ass turn to me, I tell you! - snapped Miriya.

The man did not argue and meekly turned to her bare ass. The girl deftly pulled a small box out of the bag and took out several small worms.

- Lie down on your stomach! - she ordered Akolep.

He lay down on the bed and parted his buttocks, she threw the worms at a place that in a decent society is not called. Those immediately began to move and quickly began to move inside.

- This is what kind of garbage! - cried Okloep. He jerked and tried to rise, but Miriya lay on his back, crushing two weighty breasts.

- Shhh, my good, all is well.

- Yes, what is it !? - shouted a man.

“Nornus Acenticus or simply chinworms.”

- And where did they go !?

- How where? In the ass vestimo! Yes, you do not worry, they are a good tool, clean, disinfect, smear, as they are fed up they will disappear. They are not from your world.

Obklep panicked and twitched his hands, trying to reach his buttocks, he touched the heated trunk with his hands.

- Mama! - a long and wistful man cried out.

Miriya lay down on Oklep and her full breasts pressed hard against his back. A member of a girl with a squish went into the guy's anus ...

After half an hour the girl went downstairs and went to Rocky:

- Everything, I return you the keys.

- What about the betrothed?

“Ehh,” Miriya waved her hand. Better give me something to drink with you, I'll go for a walk.

- Will there be enough ale box?

- Yeah, come on! - Miriya paid off and took out a small bag, it grew in size and allowed to put all the hop drinks in itself without any problems, then returned to its original form, allowing the girl to put it in her pocket. Come, do not be disheartened! She shouted to her old friend.

- And you often visit.

Staggering, Miriya left the tavern and fell into the darkness of the night. The girl wandered along the dusty road away from the institution of Rocky. Soon, noisy voices fell silent, and later she left the small village altogether and found herself in a captivity of a wheat field. The night was hot and Miriya wanted to cool off, she abruptly turned off the road and dived into a long, half meter high, yellow forest of stems. The captured ale came in handy too ...

Morning. Beautiful sunny morning in the fragrant wheat and the monotonous tenink of the penikoy chiffchaff. Everything would be fine if it were not for weakness in the body, a terrible headache and such colic in the intestines that you want to die. However, it was not these wonderful feelings that awakened Miriya, but a loud voice.

- Demonitsa, now you will appear before the court of the Order of the Holy Inquisition!

Miriya made a painful movement and lifted herself, the dress that served her as a blanket fell off and exposed the body that some pretty village woman could have. Milky-white skin, bulk breasts paraded. The stranger's speech faltered a bit: ...