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Sam stared Zenko and found that after moving to a new level he had no weapons left. - In, no shit myself! - he raised his huge fists and shook them. - And cho, am I supposed to blame everyone with this?
Not, of course, he did not complain about the size and strength of his fists, but let's say ...
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Not, of course, he did not complain about the size and strength of his fists, but let's say ...
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- Zhiirnaya! - Oksana tried to stretch this insulting word. - What are you a pig!
The girl folded her arms over her chest, lifted her nose and looked down at her in front of her: - What is this fat on your sides? And the belly, are you pregnant? Cow! What the fuck, nothing to say?
Having stood still a little before a mirror, Oksana, at last, stopped self-flagellation. There was not much sense, everything was also painfully hungry. Need to hold on! The second week of the diet, the apples are already sick, and ...
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The girl folded her arms over her chest, lifted her nose and looked down at her in front of her: - What is this fat on your sides? And the belly, are you pregnant? Cow! What the fuck, nothing to say?
Having stood still a little before a mirror, Oksana, at last, stopped self-flagellation. There was not much sense, everything was also painfully hungry. Need to hold on! The second week of the diet, the apples are already sick, and ...
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Money is good. Money is great! But how difficult it is to earn them ...
The shift came to an end, and I went to the last lap. Another hour - two, drive Fiat in the depot and on the side. On the street it was already dark, I am sure that my less motivated comrades finished the work a long time ago, but I decided to make an extra circle. Money is not big, but if every time in a circle, then in a month it will drop enough. Although, I was worried not so much money as ... However, it does not matter.
I almost dislocated ...
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The shift came to an end, and I went to the last lap. Another hour - two, drive Fiat in the depot and on the side. On the street it was already dark, I am sure that my less motivated comrades finished the work a long time ago, but I decided to make an extra circle. Money is not big, but if every time in a circle, then in a month it will drop enough. Although, I was worried not so much money as ... However, it does not matter.
I almost dislocated ...
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In the old, ancient times, a boy named Sergio was born in an Italian village. He was born an unusual boy. He had an unusual penis. And the penis had his miraculous properties, he could cure various diseases, toothache, hemorrhoids, etc. And most importantly, he could make happy those who truly love him. Many girls were looking for their happiness here, but Sergio was not inclined. And Sergio learned that for three nine lands, there lives an unwritten beauty of a girl ...
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Eugene woke up feeling that he was not alone in his apartment. I lay down, listening to the nightly emptiness, and realized that I was not mistaken. Someone was in the hall - cautious steps were clearly heard. Trying not to creak a bed, he quietly got up and slunk off into the hall. The idea of crime did not even enter his head. Evgeni was not at all afraid, but acted simply on a whim, out of sheer curiosity.
Yes, the robber here did not smell - I understood ...
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Yes, the robber here did not smell - I understood ...
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The next morning I was sure that Marina would sleep at least until lunch. The benefit of the previous day turned out to be troublesome, and she also sat behind the laptop until late. However, the girl crawled out from under the blanket right behind me and sat down next to me while I was brushing my teeth.
In the bathroom there was a noticeable increase in various jars, boxes and tubes. Marina even dragged her toothbrush with bees on the handle.
With one hand, I hugged the girl by the waist, and with the other I brushed my teeth. It's quite unusual to do this together ...
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In the bathroom there was a noticeable increase in various jars, boxes and tubes. Marina even dragged her toothbrush with bees on the handle.
With one hand, I hugged the girl by the waist, and with the other I brushed my teeth. It's quite unusual to do this together ...
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I often got sick and so I went to school very late. In the 10th grade I was already 18 years old. After graduating from school, I didn’t rush into the army, but left a year later not with my call, but that’s another story ...
Fate was pleased to mix me, and twice! Here is the villain! While serving a real child's duty as a kindergarten pupil, during a medical examination of the whole kindergarten I had something in the liver, in the kidneys, or in the stomach. Therefore, a few days before the first ...
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Fate was pleased to mix me, and twice! Here is the villain! While serving a real child's duty as a kindergarten pupil, during a medical examination of the whole kindergarten I had something in the liver, in the kidneys, or in the stomach. Therefore, a few days before the first ...
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- Katka, you ubiiiiytsa! Where is the dress, damn it ?! - And mine? Are you not yet ... Fuck, damn it! I finally can go nuts ... - Girls, girls! Well, what a vocabulary, ë-ëë!
Everything in the Oblzhansky house was not only mixed up, but also shoveled, and turned upside down: Sandra and Mariabel Oblzhansky gathered for a great event, which was anticipated for the whole month. All this time, it was savored, thought over, discussed in every way - and despite the fact that the charges still began at the last moment.
All over the house were scattered ...
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Everything in the Oblzhansky house was not only mixed up, but also shoveled, and turned upside down: Sandra and Mariabel Oblzhansky gathered for a great event, which was anticipated for the whole month. All this time, it was savored, thought over, discussed in every way - and despite the fact that the charges still began at the last moment.
All over the house were scattered ...
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Warnings: Halloween horror story. Are you feeling Do you smell that smell of mysticism, dismemberment and bad humor, which I am trying to pass off as black humor?)) If this does not frighten you - welcome; but do not say that I did not warn.
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Throughout his life, Kiruha hated the expression "rain by the wall." That was how pizza delivery men and girls who were late for a date were justified. So his mother scolded: when Kirill was so wet her feet as a child, she put her hand on a steep thigh and exclaimed: "You are sick ...
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Throughout his life, Kiruha hated the expression "rain by the wall." That was how pizza delivery men and girls who were late for a date were justified. So his mother scolded: when Kirill was so wet her feet as a child, she put her hand on a steep thigh and exclaimed: "You are sick ...
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