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- Well, what, Goshenka, - the lender asked, - when will you bring denyuzhki? Tiktachut watches, tomorrow the percentages will run, and in a month I will throw you into the asphalt! “I promise no later than the day after the day,” Goshenka puffed out his wild head.
Coming out of the ill-fated restaurant, the young man went in search of ... treasures, perhaps?
Where he had to take such a lot of money that he had long given for an apartment? There were only two options. First: jump off ...
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Coming out of the ill-fated restaurant, the young man went in search of ... treasures, perhaps?
Where he had to take such a lot of money that he had long given for an apartment? There were only two options. First: jump off ...
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I was out of work. Rejoicing and not rejoicing. Rest is such a bad thing that you get used to it quickly. But I was not given to get used to. The phone rang. A place was made in the sewing workshop, and since I was a jack of all trades, I was invited there. Blowing up from his seat after half an hour was there. A new unexplored profession spat before me. I wanted to become an indispensable expert in it. I went there like a love date.
An elderly man in his forties, having seen me, is very ...
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An elderly man in his forties, having seen me, is very ...
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I resolutely pressed a rectangular key marked with a cross, and all the text I had fought over for the last forty minutes disappeared from the laptop screen in a split second. However, the speed of destruction of anything - be it books, cities, or food on the holiday table - never surprised me. So what is it - what is it, and in this, humanity, like a genie from Arabian fairy tales, has reached unprecedented heights, and should I, his humble representative, yield to him in this art? ..
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A new couple sends them a bird-destiny. Nina does not follow her speech, Alice speaks out about her connection with Yuri. The “disassembly” between the mother and Alice reveals the lesbian nuances in the lives of three women.
Yura relaxed, only watched the state of Alice, who began to fall asleep from fatigue and heat. Suddenly, the horse snorted strongly, began to shake its ears, and tapped its hoof angrily. Aigul understood that a stranger was hiding somewhere. She covered the shame with a towel and went after the disturbing horse. AT...
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Yura relaxed, only watched the state of Alice, who began to fall asleep from fatigue and heat. Suddenly, the horse snorted strongly, began to shake its ears, and tapped its hoof angrily. Aigul understood that a stranger was hiding somewhere. She covered the shame with a towel and went after the disturbing horse. AT...
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Alpha Bert Tuhas and Theta ips Drayit were sent to the distant past. Their primary task was to fertilize the chosen people given them the Great Torsche of the future. The female had to be fertilized. The greatest creations of scientists seventy-five thousand years before your era wanted to change the history of the future - their present. And no matter how he resisted the genius to invent time machines, relying on the wisdom of the ancients, he was forced to. Within a month, two robots were created, no different from human bodies. The body of the man was filled with viviparous fluid to five percent of the total. In his assignment to fertilize, neither more nor less, and six hundred thirty-four women.
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Two days after the memorable meeting in the city hall, Otto Hingard went to visit his friend Fabio Mascanni. The Italian had been living in Wadenburg for 25 years and was the owner of a very good, well-maintained hotel.Together with his family, he lived in the left wing of the building, and the central part and the entire right wing were allocated to hotel rooms. In addition, two cafes adjoined the hotel directly: winter and summer, also owned by Fabio.
The burgomaster came to ...
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The burgomaster came to ...
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“What did the savings bank decide with the robbery?” - The case is entrusted to the Fools - What other “fools” ?, - the general for the first time looked away from the folder lying in front of him and looked menacingly at the speaker over his glasses. “So we have the best operative-investigation team among us, comrade major general.” By the first letters of the names. Major Durov, captain Raskatov, our best operative and expert Kiparisova Larisa Pavlovna. "Fools" is obtained. - In your...
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INSTEAD OF PROLOGUE.
Dear friends! On the eve of the new year I want to give you this light ironic parody on the theme of the well-known film, without which, perhaps, not a single New Year's Eve can do, for many years in a row. It was not just my competitive forum work, but also a modest tribute to the memory of a great director. I hope he would not be too offended by this so free interpretation of the cinema masterpiece. I tried as much as possible to keep a pleasant irony and lyrical plot motifs in ...
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Dear friends! On the eve of the new year I want to give you this light ironic parody on the theme of the well-known film, without which, perhaps, not a single New Year's Eve can do, for many years in a row. It was not just my competitive forum work, but also a modest tribute to the memory of a great director. I hope he would not be too offended by this so free interpretation of the cinema masterpiece. I tried as much as possible to keep a pleasant irony and lyrical plot motifs in ...
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A man who does not know how to fry potatoes - and not a man at all. Surprised? But not me! First you need to clean its skin. Remove outerwear. This is not always possible. Potato slips out of hand, rolls on the floor, hiding in places where you can find it. Any girl is not always ready to undress in front of a guy, especially if this is her first time.
Potatoes do not want to part with their skin. Because in her she is warm and comfortable and she does not blacken in the air. Any virgin is not ready to allow ...
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Potatoes do not want to part with their skin. Because in her she is warm and comfortable and she does not blacken in the air. Any virgin is not ready to allow ...
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Damn frost. Everything froze well just through. Eomae, the impression that even the hair on his legs turned into tiny icicles. Petrovich tried not to think about his gastronomic set for a bachelor's dinner: two eggs and a sausage (metaphor). And if possible, move in such a way as not to hurt the place, suddenly hears a ringing sound. Although then, in principle, everything, and you can die in this frost. Life is over.
So thinking about the impermanence of life, Petrovich swam across the ocean ...
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So thinking about the impermanence of life, Petrovich swam across the ocean ...
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