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Probably, sooner or later, such books are in the hands of every woman. Something from the series “To the point of a damn about how to bring a man to an orgasmic syncope,” well, or something like “How to win that one. Author's course on naively guru of all Russia on female orgasm. ” My husband for such a matter of pulp sniffs contemptuously from the high bell tower, so I wisely decided to postpone the experiments until his next trip.
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Eronic fantasy
A WARNING. Names and names for better perception is recommended to say out loud :))
1. Prelude or Brief introduction to fantasy
"On the dusty paths of distant planets will remain our footprints!"
(From one song)
The liner was landing at the port of the planet Sik-Steen-Ain. The passengers were a little worried. It was the first tourist flight from Earth.
Among the lucky pioneers of the new route were: an elderly American multi-billionaire Zilber Gold with his young wife Ero Naomi ...
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A WARNING. Names and names for better perception is recommended to say out loud :))
1. Prelude or Brief introduction to fantasy
"On the dusty paths of distant planets will remain our footprints!"
(From one song)
The liner was landing at the port of the planet Sik-Steen-Ain. The passengers were a little worried. It was the first tourist flight from Earth.
Among the lucky pioneers of the new route were: an elderly American multi-billionaire Zilber Gold with his young wife Ero Naomi ...
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So her name was Malvina. Thanks to parents. And she really had blue hair. But this is already thanks to him, Ivan Abramych.
Ivan Abramych did not think that this would happen. He came to the party that his new neighbors, the Mironenki, had arranged. Was in shock, joking. And Malva said to Mironenko, a fair-haired, unbearably tender and rosy girl who stared at him all evening: - What kind of Malvina are you? Where are the blue hair? BUT? It is said after all - “a girl with blue hair ...
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Ivan Abramych did not think that this would happen. He came to the party that his new neighbors, the Mironenki, had arranged. Was in shock, joking. And Malva said to Mironenko, a fair-haired, unbearably tender and rosy girl who stared at him all evening: - What kind of Malvina are you? Where are the blue hair? BUT? It is said after all - “a girl with blue hair ...
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Not Fisting - Tom, helicopter pose 5 in the 1st, as in the cartoon "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
I remember one of the stories of Tamara’s friend, a story of how someone from her construction workers invited the hostels to the hostel, where, by the way, both of my favorite guys lived. Evening, it got dark 4 guys in a small room and one of Toma was not at all shy of the abundance of men. A table with open canned fish such as a tourist breakfast, several bottles of vodka and a loaf of bread, sliced with thin plastics, on our institute newspaper. Word by word I pour, they drink, and then Gosh as a senior suggests ...
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Heel stuck tightly. Once again, without much hope, I tried my leg and tried to look around at least one clean piece of flooring. Useless. Thanks to the local public utilities, or to whom else, for leaving a wide strip of land left without asphalt in front of the bridge, which turned into a sticky yellow puddle under the pouring rain. It is impossible to jump over, so the passersby dragged this dirty trick onto the wooden flooring of the bridge.
Well, what a black streak I started yesterday! First, the institute pulled a purse with ...
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Well, what a black streak I started yesterday! First, the institute pulled a purse with ...
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Andrew, as usual, was sitting at the computer. He flipped through page after page. Here, like nothing like that. The woman on the monitor screen was in his taste, something like Aunt Tanya, about 35 years old, brown-haired, and her ass is as lush, the very thing. And the eyes, like Aunt Sveta’s blue, and her lips, are plump. And her hairstyle is similar to Aunt Natasha, only Aunt Natasha has darker hair.
Andrei’s mother, Marina, went on a business trip to Japan for half a year.
Look after the overgrown son, asked her school friend ...
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Andrei’s mother, Marina, went on a business trip to Japan for half a year.
Look after the overgrown son, asked her school friend ...
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Oh! Damn, be careful? - I moaned irritably. Damn, I stole to read this ad. Curiosity killed the cat, as people say, and my indefatigable curiosity and thirst for new adventures brought this to them - oh. I do not like to get a haircut, fluffy and shaggy I like to walk much more. But no, I am lying here on my back, spreading my legs wide apart and scolding my husband for nothing. Her husband, of course, on the heroic torment of his wife according to FIG. He planted under my ...
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In a past life, Vova was a spender. He was aware of this, but he liked the image of a “golden boy” who could allow himself almost everything. When parents started a conversation for money, Vova strongly denied and argued that he spends no more than a typical teenager. Talk of Vovin spending usually ended in a scandal, but for all that, his father did not stop supplying his son with money. Expensive elite taxi, small gifts for girls, going to the cinema, cafes, restaurants - all this was ...
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For some, the New Year is a wonderful holiday, when you can gather in a circle of relatives and friends, whom you have not seen for a long time, although you sleep in the same bed and have breakfast at the same table, but for someone it is the most ordinary day in the next week, the next month of the next year.
That was the day for Dima. The new job has a lot of unfinished business that Dima wanted to close, and no one was waiting for him at home, so there was no point in rushing. Go to an empty apartment with an empty fridge ...
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That was the day for Dima. The new job has a lot of unfinished business that Dima wanted to close, and no one was waiting for him at home, so there was no point in rushing. Go to an empty apartment with an empty fridge ...
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- Come on, dear, come again, dear! Again. Two hundred and fortieth! Come on!. - Well, where already ?! - breathing hard in Stella Davydovna’s ear, Vasily Yuryevich whispered excitedly. - See, he no longer shrinks. He feels when it is all. - And if, remove this damn hand and try to hand? - Stella Davydovna did not let up, a woman of a very appetizing look and looking at forty-five to all fifty. - Well ...
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