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a member. A member of sticking panties, and his master was thinking about something, looking to the side.
- Fucking, - thought Svetka. - From here it is even more attractive, even though the photo is in a porn magazine. And what is he so excited? What did he see? It was not the cows who aroused him.
- Sveta, will you handle the hands on a half-naked man for a long time? - cheekily asked Yurich.
“No,” the milkmaid hesitated, “I just looked, and I felt bad.
- And fit, I suppose, even twist her panties - did not believe her Vasily Yuryevich. - Tell someone else.
- Well, I admired your fair figure, - Sveta answered with embarrassment, - well, she could not stand it so that she wouldn't put her hand under her skirt. And what not? - already bolder, in her manner spoke Light.
“And I imagined how I fucked you in my mouth,” said Yurich directly, too. - So he got up with me.
- Aah, and I thought, on Snowball, - the milkmaid already boldly spoke at all.
- We should calm down, but soon Stela will come. Go already. Don't move your lips here, - Vasily Yuryevich suggested half in jest.
- But on purpose I will not leave. And not only do not stop talking, but also take off the panties. They hurt me nowhere, the girl mischievous woke up in the Light.
“I’m thinking,” said Vasily Yuryevich seriously, “I’ve got out of here, but how can I get back down?” I gave this cap.
- And how was she there? And anyway, where are your clothes? - surprised asked Stveta.
- Why, we were spinning near Snowballs, hoping that she would give at least a little more milk. And she suddenly impatient and she shat on me at the moment when I walked around it. Then he asked Stela to wash me with the hoses. It was like a blow to the whole pressure, where the cap went off. Clothes torn nafig.
Sveta hardly believed the story, laughed loudly.
- Maybe you take off the telpher? - asked, appeared, finally, Stela. - I've been thinking, thinking ...
- Something you have long thought. It is cool and draft. I will not hold the hook in my hands. He is slippery. It's like I jump from here ... and break my legs. There is a mounting belt. Raise it with a telpher, I will wear it, fasten it, and you will lower me.
- Lana, what did he get up in his th? - Stella asked in a half-whisper, looking like a member in dry shorts instead of a free vis, took up an almost horizontal position.
- I went in, and he stands and pisses, - the Light lied. - Probably impatient. And as he saw me, he got excited, - the young milkmaid could not help but add points to herself. He says that the breast is very exciting, if you see it from above.
- Though I didn’t start to jerk off, otherwise I won’t lose it? - Stella asked enviously.
- Well, of course, in no hurry to hide ...
“Let's teach him a lesson,” Stela's friend interrupted. - Run for the belt.
- Will you consult for a long time? - Vasily Yuryevich impatiently interrupted women
- Now Lana will bring. And what are you so excited?
- If you look at such gorgeous women from above, will you not get excited? - the moderator got stuck.
Rattling with chains, Svetlana appeared, carrying an assembly belt. At this time, Stela tried half-toned telpher. "Right", "left", "up", "down" - directions could hardly be read. Pressing the "right" button, Stela began to approach him to Vasily Yuryevich. Having telfer in front of the operator, she pressed the stop button ..
“Now down,” the cheerful Vasily commanded.
The hook began to descend slowly and, reaching the hands of Sveta, stopped. Belt hooked and raised to Vasily Yuryevich. He immediately fastened the belt around the waist and hooked it onto the hook of the hoist.
“Now, a little upwards and drive off to the left, where there are no structures,” instructed Yugoslavsky ... “Then you will start lowering slowly.”
- Well, Vasily Yurievich, - Stela pressed the button up.Yuryevich's legs broke away from the support, and he was immediately folded in half, like a lamb, depicted not in the Golden Fleece emblem. His face turned red.
- Hurry up! He shouted. - A little more, and I cranks!
The stele from excitement pressed not “to the left”, but “to the right”.
- Where? - cried usually calm Vasily Yuryevich
Stela moved her finger, with a grief in half reached to a clean platform and began to descend.
Basil, contriving, clutched at the cable with his hands and began to take an upright position. The transferred liver was no longer sore and the face had a normal appearance. Seeing this, Stela Denisovna suspended the descent.
- Light, bring matches.
- What for? - puzzled asked Sveta getting the matches out of her pocket. She sometimes smoked herself, on the sly, but everyone knew about it.
- Wait, you see.
Stela began to lower Yurevich. A meter and a half to the floor, she stopped again
- And now let's tickle him, Lanochka! - and without waiting for an answer, I ran my hands into panties. - For all! For his bullying and harassment !.
Yurich began to laugh and, jerking his legs, to fight back. He could not release his hands from the cable, otherwise he would pass the liver again. Through laughter, he tried to say something, but he didn’t succeed.
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Milkmaids noisy troop moved through the farm.
- And now here's your BDSM! - loudly announced Stela. - Depilation! - Stela screamed a match.
The match caught fire, and in a second, Vasily Yuryevich’s battered satin panties, flashing, burned like poplar fluff. Milkmaids did not even have time to breathe, as they saw the dark hair on the pussy and testicles of the moderator.
- Lower it! - loudly screamed Vasily Yuryevich. - Stela, bl-d! I do not know what to do!
Stele pushed the hoist up.
- Do you want to hang here? Or will you promise that you will not be harmed anymore?
- I will not promise anything, but I can not hang here! My hands will last two more minutes ...
“Let him go, Stela,” some of the milkmaids began to ask. - What did he do to you?
- Let him tell.
“I won't say anything, you can do whatever you want,” the operator said in a hoarse, hoarse voice.
“On, Lana, do what you want, and I ran,” Stella said as she took out the activated charcoal, while walking to the toilet. Her lush ass, funny jumping up and down to the beat of the run, could not make it.
The weakened Vasily Yuryevich was lowered to the ground. In his shoes and black socks, he didn’t look sexy at all. Someone's female hands handed him a handkerchief to cover the smack.
“Now he’ll definitely never be on his stela,” the milkmaids whispered malevolently.
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Very funny. Especially at the beginning, and the end of the story somehow turned out sadly. Therefore, 9.
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Thank you.))) It’s harder to write about human flocks more fun than about animals))
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Merry story!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Right comedy! I personally did not notice sadness here - they just taught a little man a little))))))))))))
Ten definitely.
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Thank you very much!))) You will inspire anyone with your comments - even a semi-literate man who has studied Russian as an optional language)))
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https://eroticspace.info/forum/threads/367/page-30#post-59793- and here is an advertising picture from me)
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The picture is better than the story)))
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Do not cry the blues!))) Picture - the result of the story.
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I'm afraid that if this is a photo of Snowball, then Vasily Yuryevich will not hold)))
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Ma la dez!
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It means not very much, yes?)
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Yes, why would such a conclusion? Great thing.
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thank)))
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10!!!
Dyuzhe funny story about rural life.
Without embellishment and equivocation. Kanesh not all deushkam like. But as the hero used to say of the famous American movie: “Ladies don't fart”
Fun and outrageous. A little sorry for the muzhak. With me, this did not happen, but the victim of mad maidens happened. True, I myself liked the execution of my own strap, and shoby with matches - I saved myself from this)))
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Thanks Yura)))
Why do girls think that they do not fart? Maybe they think that they are not engaged in sex?)))
And the ending I came out as always crumpled. Hurried. And on the forum promised to burn panties on the body of the hero. So I ruined my “borsch” (((
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Yes, everything is fine! I love humorous stories, because the humorist himself)))
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Why is a cow called Snowball? I haven’t finished reading it to the end yet, and there are already questions. I hope Roxie cows in your story no?
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Hotel Snow was when the first snow fell - that was what they called it. There are different cows - but Roxy is not
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Thank God!
I already read it. Well, okontsokok, as promised, scorched scrotum GG and hanging from the ceiling. Super. I will not regret for you 10s.
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Thanks Roksolana))) I tried to fulfill all the conditions that I promised you. For me, your assessment is the most important. Even if it was expressed it was used and not at all a number. For anyone, I know that I have not reached your level, but I will try.))) Thanks again.
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Oh, how about our level. I beg you. I was just surprised that the plot revolves around the farm. As a city, I am far from cows and other things :))
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I, too, to the cows at the same distance as you to Madame Steel)))
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Here the experts said that the story was about rural life, but I did not notice such a choi here.
1) “In the direct responsibilities of the fifty-year-old operator of the vehicle fleet Vassil Yuryevich Yugoslovskoy entered only the inclusion and repair of the do-it-your carrier. Repair of the equipment and the instrument on the dairy farm. "
In this world, everything is complicated and, at the same time, simple. And the simplest thing is to write truthfully, or at least believable.
“The operator of the milking machine” - it only sounds proudly, but in reality it’s just a MILLER (milker). And that's all.
If your hero was working as a fitter on a farm, you should write like that. And there is nothing to cast a shadow on the fence. It would not have affected the essence of the story, but the story would have been plausible. Bachite difference, the recipient of tens and advances?
2) - Who else has it to sleep? Can she need to blow? It can, to the bull bring together a pair of times, - he thought away from the hellfire of Vasily. "
Vasiliy may not understand zoophilia, but, while working at his position, zootechny understands it in various ways. They drive a heifer or cow to the bull when they are in the hunt (although they have not been led for a long time, this is the work of the inseminating technician). And the separation of the first-calves is carried out after the first calving. As you can see, these are completely different processes. I don’t know how you are humanly depraved, but in a bestial you obviously swim.
3) "Even on the shoulders of a penny, where he laid down his glasses, was fully before the edge."
This is already at the level of the second-responder, there is no such word "lozhil".
Now about the essence of the story, about the plot. I have always considered and believe that eroticism, sexuality are inseparable from the word "joy", but in no way combined with the word "abomination."
I believe that humor should cause laughter and pleasure, and not disgust.
Given the above, the story pulls on 6-7 points, no more.
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Eugene, I will object to you on the 3rd point. Yes, according to the rules of the verb "to lay down" no) But! In the literature there are cases when the "lay down" is more appropriate. For example,
Marina Tsvetaeva: “How many of you, Egorok,
Neither went
To the ground. ”(“ Crying mother for the recruit ”)
Cyrus Bulycheva: "- Where is the sofa? ... - Next to you, go there and lay down." “(“ Death on the floor below ”);
from Vladimir Voinovich: “... I bathed in a trough, and laid a hot water bottle on my stomach when he was ill” (“Life and the extraordinary adventures of the soldier Ivan Chonkin”). Examples can continue.
So do not need so much to drop the author. In colloquial speech, this word is more common. And in the story conveyed color colloquial speech. In any case, the author tried to convey this. And if you follow the rules, then savory frazochki such as "eb-na in the mouth" should also be deleted.
And in general, V.I. Dahl "loit" respected)))))
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Thank you my lawyer)))
If it is scrupulous to follow a literary language, high morality and ethics, then ... of course I could write a libel on the subject of this story, where all kinds of “fucked. On the mouth "will be replaced by" Blowjob ", and" fucking. l "on" woman of easy virtue ")))
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I answer in order
1. In our world everything must be clearly regulated, but everywhere the rules are violated. And that is precisely the truth. The fact that Yuryevich was listed as a milkman, and was a mechanic - is quite vital. Locksmith at the rate, and the milker from making. The management knows better what responsibilities the main character should perform.
2. Indeed, children also know that cows are inseminated artificially. That is the merit of Vasily, that he understood that a cow with small yields protests against falsehood. She wants a healthy, lively sex.
3. Villagers in that area put glasses, pens, and notebooks in their pockets, rather than putting them. Well, they have such a local accent ... So that the reader understands who he is dealing with, he senses the atmosphere of that environment, I did not begin to change the phraseology.
Judging from life stories, and not from the films and books of authors who are far from the life, sex does not always bring a positive. Even beauty and mind sometimes bring trouble. This is a paradox. If I were just as romantic as you, Eugene, I wouldn’t have described such disgusting too, which is very often in the vast expanses of the former USSR.
Thanks for the high score.)))
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Are all options in bulk? But at a discount.)))
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Read it. What to say? Okay tailored, Vitaly! But Che somehow somehow started for health, and finished for the rest. I put 8. Filed a bit with the final.
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Skroil in a short time)))
And where to pull the end? - everyone had to milk the cows)))
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Really ... Someone single here. And poh. The main thing that Badun and I liked :)))
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