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1. Prelude or Brief introduction to fantasy

"On the dusty paths of distant planets will remain our footprints!"
(From one song)

The liner was landing at the port of the planet Sik-Steen-Ain. The passengers were a little worried. It was the first tourist flight from Earth.
Among the lucky pioneers of the new route were: an old American multimillionaire Silber Gold with his young wife Hérault Naomi Tika, movie star Mini Pentis, two young scions of blue bloods - Duke Yopsky Hugo and Stupidly background Trahshteyn, three Russian deputies Prokhor Hodovsky, Leon Smooth and Yevsei Ivanov, and the former mayor of the provincial Paulburg, Elvira Poimello.

The hereditary princes Hugo Jope and Tupo von Trachstein were, in the spirit of the best traditions, sent by porphyron-bearing ancestors on a long journey in order to head the kingdom's aerospace forces upon arrival from one of them. First of all, the erotic ticking hugo and stupidly fucked young Ero Tiku, who was hanging alone in the liner, as Zilber Gold spent all his days away from the computer, stripping the naive stockbrokers of the Earth. My languishing young wife had a headache and it was difficult to fall asleep ...
However, having received an intelligible explanation from Gladky and Ivanov that they themselves need Erotica Tika, and in addition a little bit on the tinsel, the offspring, having drunk schnapps and whiskey, switched to the star Pantis. But the star of their sexual pursuit was up to the star, she was going to rest from the intense sexual filming in nine films at once. She wanted impressions that were not related to work. Fee allowed.

Khodovsky flew in the recent elections and went on a long tour to lick up the spiritual wounds and calm the nervous trembling from the intent and promising glances of the victorious diumvirate. He sat all the way in his super suite, hiccupping and drinking a cocktail of brandy, motherwort and valerian.

Elvira Poimello also rushed as far as possible from her native aspens. Amazing even for worldly-wise Russians, her shameless hapuzhnichestvo almost went sideways when the angry population of Paulburg, pulling the VIP-person out of the bentley, really decided to assign her short neck to the aspen branch by means of a well-soaped shchertik ... Yes, the case helped: just at that moment, the media announced their victory in the champion league of the Paulburg Nadir.
The youngsters Hugo and Stupidly attracted Elvira, who gradually recovered her spirit away from the nightmarish trees. Madame Poimello lured crown princes to her, who adore the beautiful, promises to show the amazing works of art from the Paulburg museums, donated by the grateful people of the city that had done her good. Viewing was delayed for three days. Getting out of the cabin of the mayor, the princes, transparent as shadows, barely crawled along the wall to their doors. Nobody could get them for two days.

Lyonya Gladkyy and Yevsei Ivanov, deprived of parliamentary immunity for their unwillingness to share, did not wait until the domestic Themis began to swing the sword, and vdrylis in running.
In general, the contingent got close combat, decisive ...

2. The lifestyle of the planet Sic-Steen-Ain

What is natural is not without an orgasm!
(Popular wisdom of the planet Sik-Steen-Ain)

The aborigines of the planet looked exactly like earthlings.
- Greetings, dear guests, on the voluptuous planet Sic-Steen-Ain! - I met a white-toothed black man, dressed in a tight-fitting golden suit, a hat with ostrich feathers and with a short thick dirk, or something. The thin fabric of the costume did not hide the relief of the mighty genitals of the Negro. On his shoulders he had something like a shoulder strap with embroidered black silk with broad swords intersecting with large guards.The black man, with a broad smile, made an indecent motion with his pelvis and said:

- Let me introduce myself, the main erector of the empire F-Kin-ger.
He bowed, and some of the dear guests looked at the embroidery on his shoulder straps. These were not swords, but standing members!
Russian tourists did not see anything. They did not even notice the negro himself, because right on the eve of the landing, they noted their happy deliverance from earthly problems with excessive abundant libation.
The passengers passed behind the chief erector to the hall with a huge video screen.
- Gentlemen, settle down, now you will get acquainted with the great culture and sacred traditions of our Voluptuous Empire.

The light in the hall faded. A pair of aborigines appeared on the screen - a man and a woman. Their outfits differed from the clothing of Fa-Kin-Hera only in silver and the insignia on the uniform. Well, they had no fat dirks. The man members were red and the size of one and a half times smaller than that of a negro. The woman on the hooded little pink vagina glittered wetly.
The Russians, who “got some impressions”, as soon as the lights went out in the hall, overcame a drunken dream.
The others heard amazing things from the pair on the screen.
On the planet Sik-Steen-ain, an absolute monarchy has been standing for nine thousand seven hundred and thirteen years. The current dynasty is only the second since the unification of all the peoples of the planet under the mighty erection of Emperor Pe-H-isa First, who ruled for seventy-four years, eleven months and nine days. His Great Erection Pe-N-I was deigned to go to the Land of Eternal Orgasm in the one hundred and thirteenth year of life.
Since the founding of the empire, the Sistine people have lived freely, merrily and happily, without knowing the bloody battles and unrest, making love, not war.

Now the reigning emperor Su-Nha-yu XCVII (ninety-seventh) bears the title: His Cosmic Erection, the Great and Mighty Steady Phallus, Fertilizing the Flowering Empire and the Sucking Earth, Generously Giving the Seed to the Lower and Highest, Seductive Honey Sperm Giving Charm Orgasmic Pleasure. Crowned spouse of the emperor - Her Cosmic 6lyadstva, the Sweetest and Most Tender Vagina of the Empire, Enjoying the Great And Mighty Inflexible Phallus, Host Honey Sperm, Giving Orgasmic Pleasure to the Loyal, the Empress O-Tso-si.
Appeal to the emperor in the daily life: Your Eternal Inflexibility, your Cosmic Erection; to the empress O-Tso-si: Your Sweet Womb, Your Cosmic 6lyadstvo.

This somewhat unusual information for earthlings was accompanied by the display of Their Orgasmic Majesties, the heir to the throne of His Rising Highness the Prince-Ejaculant She-H-ist, the grand dukes and princesses.
A further excursion into the life of the empire showed life in the cities and villages of the Voluptuous, spread out on the sun-kissed by both continents of the planet. Life was very similar to the earth, but without the atrocities of war, without poverty and stagnation, without cold and snow, without the soot of factories and cars.
But the main difference was completely free and joyful, no framework for the limited cultivation of sex in all its details. Everyday sex, festive sex, sex for rest and honors, premium sex. Classic sex, oral and anal sex, sex blue and pink, monosex and groupsex. Monuments and sculptural compositions on the streets of cities, wall paintings of buildings, even cutting of trees and bushes - all somehow represented the main driving force of the empire.

Hugo Jopsky and Stupidly von Trachstein felt a lot of pressure in their trousers. Young Ero Tika, running a hand under her short skirt, finished for the sixth time in a session. Her husband, by contrast, was disappointed by the lack of business opportunities and yawned politely. Pornstar Mini Pantis snikla, feeling like again on the set ...
Russian tourists peacefully snoring ...
In conclusion, the Aborigines told that on their planet is not accepted.

It turned out that it is extremely indecent to engage in politics in any form, this shameful depraved act is universally despised. The law, however, is rather soft to the libertines. They are given no more than 9 years of solitary ...