copying newspapers plus 5 forced orgasms daily. In case the convict is not able to reach all five, he is helped by electrical discharges. However, the law punishes the distribution of politicography, the shooting of politicographic films, the provision of political services more strictly. Such perverts are already waiting for 15 to 25 years of correspondence and daily eight-time forced masturbation. But who is being punished mercilessly, by twelve times forced daily masturbation and life-long correspondence of the same newspaper, these are distributors of children's politicography and those who involve minors in politics!
Russian tourists peacefully snoring ...

3. Interview

Finally, the imperial anthem thundered, and the presentation ended. A new aborigine in a light-green, tight-fitting suit with green members on shoulder straps entered the hall.
- Gentlemen, I am the senior guard of erection. You have to fill out forms. Please answer questions frankly.
Tourists, including Russians after yawning after a sweet dream, began to shuffle paper with concentration.
- Thank you, dear guests! - The senior erection guard collected the completed questionnaires. - Now you will be taken to the best metropolitan hotel "Hospitable Lono". You will rest, and after two and a half hours, preparations will begin for a solemn reception at the Defender of Condescension and the Guarantor of Orgasmic Su Su-Nghu-y XSVII, and grant him heavenly divine ejaculation. A reception was appointed on the occasion of the first visit of the inhabitants of the immensely distant and infinitely respected planet of The-M-la! Please do not be offended by small formalities, but after reviewing your application forms, you may need to have an interview with some of the honored guests!

The interview did take.
Chin with green members on shoulder straps knocked on the actress’s room.
- Madam, I have one question. Explain what a “porn star” is?
Amazed Mini blurted out:
- And you still ask?
-? - raised his eyebrows official.
- Sorry. Pornstar - a woman who is removed in porn movies.
- Madame, then explain what the word "porn" means?
- Yes, you have the same porn at every step! This is an image of intercourse ...
- And what, you have to pay for Ze-M-le? !! - Astonishment of the rank with the members knew no bounds!
- And they pay very well! Said Miss Pantis proudly. - True, not everyone ...
- Why?
- Well, how would you explain ... The fact is that we consider it extremely indecent to discuss publicly, and even more so to demonstrate sexual intercourse ...

The official was stunned to hear.
“What's the big deal?” Oh, I understand ... Is this something like politicography?
- We have politicians - dear people, they, in fact, manage countries.
- To go crazy ... - the senior guard shook his head sadly. - Perverts in power ...
He stood at attention, squeezed his genitals with his palm, and when the erection was clearly marked, he solemnly declared:
- Dear Ms. Mini Pantis! Officially, I convey to you the highest invitation to receive His Eternal Inflexibility of Su-Nghu-Xsu XCVII, but his phallus is forever and ever!

The interview with Zilber Gold was brief.
- Mr. Gold, what are “stock exchange transactions”?
The billionaire began to explain. But since the speculations were not included in the terms of the Aboriginal concepts, the senior erection guard did not accept anything from his explanations. He interrupted the financial tycoon:
- I wish you a good rest, Mr. Gold! I will send the erector of the tourist bureau to you.
“What about my wife?”
- Mrs. Herault Naomi Tika was awarded the highest invitation to a reception to His Eternal Inflexibility of Su-Nghu-Xvii XCII, yes worth his phallus for ever and ever! - Of course, the official said this phrase, after encouraging the genital organ.
- One, without me?
- Such is the will of His Emperor's Cosmic Erection!

Returning to the office, the official called the secretary-erector.
“Babe, quickly give me information on the politicography,” he ordered the freshly breast girl in a light green one, on whose shoulders the green drovers were decorated with moist shiny pink loins. - I am wondering what these special perverts are: democrats, liberals, presidents, communists, mayors ... deputies. Yes, and how they make these ... how their ... choices! What is parliament? Is this the place where they arrange orgies? Wait ... Here's another kind of abomination ...
The senior erection guard looked into the questionnaire.
- Gu-ber-on-tor ... Ugh, you break your tongue! Come on, quick!

After reviewing the materials, the senior guard did not consider it befitting to visit the perverts himself, but called them en masse to the office.
Tourists entered. The official did not even invite them to sit down. But he himself rose from the table.
Yevsei Ivanov straightened the chain with a finger thick on his neck and began to bend his fingers:
- What are you, in kind, green? Borzeesh? So real guys do not appeal to the deputies! Need to grind, so go into the room. Nakatim, we will crack, we will solve questions ... If anything ... - Ivanov expressively waved a puffy wallet.

The senior erection officer calmly replied:
- I invited you, gentlemen, to tell you the most unpleasant news! You, as politicians, are in our voluptuous empire under official supervision!
- This is unheard of! This is undemocratic! - Russians zagaldeli. - You pursue us for political views! This is Stalinism of some kind! You will drive us to the camps again! We demand a meeting with the deputies of your parliament and media representatives!
- With members of parliament, speak?
The official pressed a button on the table.
“The secretary-erector,” he addressed the logging girl, “our guests overslept the introductory presentation.” Take them to the viewing room and turn on the recording.

4. Reception at the Defender of Lust and the Guarantor of Orgasmic Pleasure

The palace shone. Thundered chorus
Singers at the sound of flutes and lire.
Queen voice and gaze
His magnificent revived feast;
Hearts rushed to her throne ...
(A. S. Pushkin)

The palace shone ... In the imperial palace, everything was ready for a small reception.
Earthlings — the hereditary princes and both ladies — proceeded after the chief erector of the empire, Fa-Kin-ger, into the small throne room. This time, Fa-Kin-ger was dressed in a white, gold-embroidered short uniform — barely below the waist. On the golden epaulettes there were not embroidered, but crossed members standing above their planes, each the size of a little finger. At the harness, it was heavy that the guests took the fat dagger in the port. It was not a dirk, but in detail, to the smallest vein, a sophisticated white metal phallus with a handle decorated with pearls. But the most surprising in the dress of the chief erector was the order, strewn with diamonds and rubies along the edge. The order was the size of a good saucer. The precious bezel was bordered on the screen, and on the screen in non-stop mode was shown the interconnection of Fa-Kin-Ger himself with Her Cosmic Dominion O-Tso-si Empress in the highest presence of His Cosmic Erection Su-Nghu-y XCVII and the heir to the throne of the Prince Ejaculan -N-ista.

Noticing the fleeting glances of earthlings, the chief erector proudly explained:
- The highest award of the empire - the Order of the Grant of the Orgasmic Pleasure of the first degree! And this is the Honorary Phallus - an exact replica of a life-size august member! From pure platinum!
“Fuck ...” and only managed to say Mini Pantis.
All invited served high glasses with a sparkling drink.
“I beg you, esteemed guests, drink it to the bottom,” suggested Fa-Kin-ger and drained his glass.
Along the hall lined up two dozen guests of both sexes. There was a sound of a gong and the court orgasmeister announced the exit of the imperial couple.

The earthlings immediately felt a rapidly growing love for the august ladies and the strongest sexual arousal, which surprised them even more than the incredible Order of Fa-Kin-Ger!
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