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; - Dimon, today is October 23! Sunday! Output! - Kostya said, brushing his jeans off pieces of human flesh.
“I am so glad that I am now happy with happiness!” When did you last work?
- Yes, behold, 3 weeks ago, in early October, he worked.
- Do not have time to relax something?
- No, you know, somehow it was not possible. All once, and I sleep badly. All sorts of thoughts in my head foolish climb.
- Strange. It seems the weather is good ...
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“I am so glad that I am now happy with happiness!” When did you last work?
- Yes, behold, 3 weeks ago, in early October, he worked.
- Do not have time to relax something?
- No, you know, somehow it was not possible. All once, and I sleep badly. All sorts of thoughts in my head foolish climb.
- Strange. It seems the weather is good ...
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Dear readers! In this story there is profanity. If it shocks you or if you don’t like it, and if you are not yet eighteen years old, then I ask you not to read this story, but to go on to read those that are permissible to you.
Before the jump, they tried again to contact the Earthmen’s flagship, but Violetta did not answer. Phaeton with Kronos jumped into three-dimensional space. To notice their appearance was impossible. Invisible Kronos covered not only herself, but also clinging to ...
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Before the jump, they tried again to contact the Earthmen’s flagship, but Violetta did not answer. Phaeton with Kronos jumped into three-dimensional space. To notice their appearance was impossible. Invisible Kronos covered not only herself, but also clinging to ...
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“Can I rely on you?” - Sergey Aleksandrovich stretches a book to Jeanne. The rarest copy is the 1906 edition. As in a nightmare, she accepts an offering — an expression of the young teacher’s personal confidence in a freshman student. “Yes, of course,” she murmurs, pressing the folio to her chest. Bust she basically does not wear, nipples imprinted with pimples on a beige turtleneck. Black stretch jeans are wrapped around a chiseled figure. Jeanne is adored and desired ...
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It was no longer possible to postpone. Where else if a statement to the registrar filed? Pasha hasn’t earned his car yet, and he didn’t want to look like a beggar after Natasha’s parents, so we took a taxi. Her parents lived outside the city, in their home, and, judging by the photos they had seen, it was not at all in a modest house. Pasha knew that the father of his bride used to have a rather big business, but recently he retired and now with his wife, Natasha's mother ...
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Here you are everything to me here taldychite about the eyes, and I tell you that the main thing in a woman is an ass. No matter what - small, large, medium, like a nut, the one that asks for a sin, flat-sank ... Of course, I would like to round it up, but since I got this, I chose it myself. Necha to spoil the fate, if no brains. It was necessary to watch what you take. Not in the eyes, but in the ass. Because the ass is the most important tool in family life. Even more important than the chest. Do not believe you are incredulous ...
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Maria, Maria ... simplemente Maria! ... Everyone remembers this dirty teeth series of the mid-90s. But few people saw the first series, ruthlessly thrown out during the final editing of the motion picture. And I saw! And I will tell you, dear readers, how the formation of the legend actually began.
- Mary, are you sleeping? - in the darkness boyish voice rang out.
A gas lamp standing on a wicker bedside table caught fire. A beautiful black-haired, black-eyed girl, in a white nightie, half covered ...
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- Mary, are you sleeping? - in the darkness boyish voice rang out.
A gas lamp standing on a wicker bedside table caught fire. A beautiful black-haired, black-eyed girl, in a white nightie, half covered ...
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Body art festival is a very special thing. Especially if you're not on it any viewer, but a real model. One thing is that you, such a neat woman who was afraid to dirty her finger, are painted right on the living, and you endure and smile around everyone, and everyone looks at you like an overseas miracle, because you are not quite you ... Brush smears you with paint, like a fence or a bench, and your body is blackening like coal, and what is going on on your face - it's terrible to think ...
But the most ...
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Deep night long ago fell on the small town of Lazerville, but its inhabitants could not sleep. The square near the old church is full of people. Despite this, dead silence reigned around. No one dared to make the slightest sound. There was confusion on the faces of the townspeople. It seemed even the air around was soaked with anxiety. All eyes are riveted on a tear-stained girl with her hands tied behind her back and a man in a gold embroidered coat that stood on a wooden platform in the center.
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Lyuba and Lena - girlfriends from kindergarten. They were similar, they were sometimes confused, calling them sisters. Actually, their friendship was quite reminiscent of a relative. The girls were like two boots - a pair. Read the same book. They liked the same films ...
Lyuba surrendered to the shackles of matrimony a year earlier than Lena, but did not give up hope to find the bridegroom named sister. And found. It turned out to be Sergei, a friend of her husband. Lyubanka’s husband, the affectionately called her so affectionately, was also called Sergei. Lenuska, not ...
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Lyuba surrendered to the shackles of matrimony a year earlier than Lena, but did not give up hope to find the bridegroom named sister. And found. It turned out to be Sergei, a friend of her husband. Lyubanka’s husband, the affectionately called her so affectionately, was also called Sergei. Lenuska, not ...
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