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Chirping, babbling and crackling gently tickled the brain of the sleeper. When the sleeper awoke, he heard a languid, insinuating voice — a strip of the ship’s brain: “We are on the way, Captain!” After three periods of time we will load into the atmosphere of the planet. - What the hell are the segments? Speak a little stripy, ”the striptonian snapped. “In short, three hours in the Nashen way,” the little brain-loudly laughed. - Stop the car! Give off the moorings! - gave...
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I am a loser and that says it all! And now you can start laughing. At school, the guys called me a loser. I was flooded from the institute because I didn’t commit anything reprehensible, but in the opinion of others it turned out that I did. But that’s another story, maybe I’ll ever tell it.
On that rainy, autumn day, I returned from work. Even in the bus I was scared to pee. So always: itch at the most inopportune moment. I crossed my legs, made horrible faces, half-squatting or nearly ...
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On that rainy, autumn day, I returned from work. Even in the bus I was scared to pee. So always: itch at the most inopportune moment. I crossed my legs, made horrible faces, half-squatting or nearly ...
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I woke up well - caught the girl on the hot. She was just trying to slip away unnoticed when I opened my eyes. - This is not what you thought! - What did I think? - I'm just used to sleeping with a teddy bear! I have a hefty, almost human size, they gave it to me for my birthday, - Marina rattled off in embarrassment, Marina. - I fell asleep and forgot that I was not at home! - Yeah, of course. - It's true!
I just shook ...
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"Grandma flew off the coils" - flashes panic thought.
Prokhorov persistently drags me along, I resist weakly, go down with her to the second floor and enter the apartment. - Do you need help? - I ask timidly, trying not to look at the hunting shotgun on the wall. - Something to move? “I don’t need anything from you,” Prokhorov waves aside, drags him to the window and holds out heavy army binoculars. - Look! Yes, not there, over the bushes!
I put the binoculars to my eyes and really hope ...
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Prokhorov persistently drags me along, I resist weakly, go down with her to the second floor and enter the apartment. - Do you need help? - I ask timidly, trying not to look at the hunting shotgun on the wall. - Something to move? “I don’t need anything from you,” Prokhorov waves aside, drags him to the window and holds out heavy army binoculars. - Look! Yes, not there, over the bushes!
I put the binoculars to my eyes and really hope ...
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Lisa Kanavkina could not say that she had no luck in life. That life, in fact, was only eighteen years old, but during that time quite a few important things happened.
First, Lisa was born. Secondly, she entered an elite school with an intensive English course. Thirdly, she finished with brilliance.
Both that, and the other, and the third happened before the time: Lisa jumped out of her mother in the ninth month, entered school at six, and finished it, respectively, at seventeen. She wanted to school so much ...
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First, Lisa was born. Secondly, she entered an elite school with an intensive English course. Thirdly, she finished with brilliance.
Both that, and the other, and the third happened before the time: Lisa jumped out of her mother in the ninth month, entered school at six, and finished it, respectively, at seventeen. She wanted to school so much ...
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What can you desire from a dream? You came up with it, you found it, you achieved it with your perseverance and feeling. Now you are the chosen one, which is cool for a kid student, you can be with her, a dream, very close and even take her in your arms. Hold it tight, like a well-deserved gift for the waiting time.
But the dream still wants the smallest.
Sex
I knew that from the moment I saw Maya.
... The first day of the first year of the first university in my life. I sat down in the audience and started ...
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But the dream still wants the smallest.
Sex
I knew that from the moment I saw Maya.
... The first day of the first year of the first university in my life. I sat down in the audience and started ...
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The sprawling city of Beynok spread out in front of John like a cancerous tumor, slowly devouring the countryside. Hunter's scornful glance fell on a crowded road disappearing into the city. He was not one of them. It was an obvious fact for anyone who would pay attention to him now. John stood to the side with a tuft of claws hanging from his belt and a dagger conveniently located on his thigh ...
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To you: Dear readers, this story is not an inexhaustible source of erotic scenes. And for self-satisfaction is not suitable. But, if you are interested in reading the travel history of the forum squad, and plunge into the magical world of simplicity and piquancy, then we embrace and invite. We also hope these pages, you read with ease, and be sure to leave your review.
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Kingdom Forumland: Help from Above.
Written in collaboration with the angel: Eva Prostoeva
These characters are prototypes ...
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Kingdom Forumland: Help from Above.
Written in collaboration with the angel: Eva Prostoeva
These characters are prototypes ...
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The capital was buried in flowers, each shop, each shop was decorated with a festive wreath or bouquet. In the taverns and squares poured free wine, toasts were heard to the new ruler and his knights. The country that lost the war was euphoric. The tyrant fell, the oppressor fell, that for decades he drank the blood of the common people.
The victorious warriors marched along the main street, the stone pavement trembled under their mighty walk. City guards with difficulty pushed aside the townspeople who lined up along the street ...
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The victorious warriors marched along the main street, the stone pavement trembled under their mighty walk. City guards with difficulty pushed aside the townspeople who lined up along the street ...
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Baba Nadia had sagging boobs. Once she woke up, and her cat has already managed to tag sneakers. But on this series of failures was just beginning, since going out into the street she was missing a single goose. Her large cans telepalsy, as she basically did not wear a lyphone. Suddenly from a distance she noticed an approaching car. When she stopped at her gate, some pi3dyukas came out of her and asked to call her grandson. Baba Nadia entered her grandson’s room and was stunned, he was watching porn ...
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