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The hero of this series is called ... but let Batyr be a normal name for people of his nationality, which, in Russian, would seem to mean a hero. Naturally, our character has the appropriate appearance - under two meters tall, oblique sazhen in shoulders, black hair of a horse's tail, eyes dark as darkness itself. A sort of mighty and cool handsome jock with dense vegetation and manly torso. Chest wheel ... in the opposite direction ... Well, to be honest, I think you can describe it simple and modest ...
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In the evening, in the library of a provincial town, the door opened, creaking. Aunt Masha, the cleaning lady, entered the room. She put a wet cloth on a mop, wiped the floor and slowly walked away. There was a rattle of a key in the door lock. After a moment, shuffling sounds were heard. And as soon as the steps subsided, a girlish voice rang out in the silence of the library. - Phew, gone. Come on, tell me, ”Cinderella said impatiently. - Okay...
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Cadet Yip wearily scratched his neck.
It is good that there is no tracking in the hygienic compartment, and Teacher Ln will not see it in a moment of weakness. Scratching the scruff of the neck, pulling the scales, nervously twitching the tip of the tail, etc., are habits unworthy of the cadet of the Great Y, from whom Type is almost unaccustomed
And all these damned bipeds! A squeamish kind of grimaced: it seemed to him that this terrible smell had penetrated here too. Not only stink like a cesspool, so also stubborn, stupid creatures, not wanting to do what ...
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It is good that there is no tracking in the hygienic compartment, and Teacher Ln will not see it in a moment of weakness. Scratching the scruff of the neck, pulling the scales, nervously twitching the tip of the tail, etc., are habits unworthy of the cadet of the Great Y, from whom Type is almost unaccustomed
And all these damned bipeds! A squeamish kind of grimaced: it seemed to him that this terrible smell had penetrated here too. Not only stink like a cesspool, so also stubborn, stupid creatures, not wanting to do what ...
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The film ended, I sat in the kitchen and smoked. Funny movie turned out to be. It was called "Blinded by desires." I knew the actor, he starred in “Mummies”, but I forgot how to call. The actress, who played the role of the main character and part-time devil, could only be forgotten by the most stale of lovers. Liz Hurley is just awesome, just super!
Scrolling through the cinema in my head, I smiled to myself, that’s a fool, is it possible to be so stupidly dispelled by desires? Okay, for the first time set foot with ...
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Scrolling through the cinema in my head, I smiled to myself, that’s a fool, is it possible to be so stupidly dispelled by desires? Okay, for the first time set foot with ...
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The car caused stormy delight at Marina. The girl comfortably settled in the passenger seat and examined the salon with curiosity. She was interested in every button, every lever. I had to give her a plump guide - let him read.
While Marina was studying all the possibilities of our vehicle, I drove into the navigator the right address. The area was not familiar to me, but in general, the route was clear. In the absence of traffic jams, it can be reached in less than half an hour.
To look presentable, I put on my ...
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While Marina was studying all the possibilities of our vehicle, I drove into the navigator the right address. The area was not familiar to me, but in general, the route was clear. In the absence of traffic jams, it can be reached in less than half an hour.
To look presentable, I put on my ...
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The day for Inspector Horse began in the most preparativny way. First, Lyubka, a mistress, refused to have morning sex, thus avenging him on yesterday's football on TV, in exchange for her coveted series. On the way to work, I got stuck in traffic again, I was late for work and received a neck from the bosses for that. And so the morning coffee did not have time to cool down, when a big-bellied and frightened client tumbled into the office, judging by the shifty eyes - a quiet scoundrel caught in a binder.The horse's insight did not deceive ...
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“I would like a holiday, courage, extravaganza, men with big dicks and a box of tequila,” Nonka was telling her friend Natasha, shaking the ashes from a cigarette into a glass ashtray.
At the same time her bosom walked with a shake, her eyes burned with a red flame, like a gin with stupefaction, and sneakers with feathers, either of chicken, or of a turkey boy, rocked nervously at the end of a slender and silk leg from depilation. - Look at yourself, or at me. Ours with you is the eternal role of elderly chicks. This is karma ...
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At the same time her bosom walked with a shake, her eyes burned with a red flame, like a gin with stupefaction, and sneakers with feathers, either of chicken, or of a turkey boy, rocked nervously at the end of a slender and silk leg from depilation. - Look at yourself, or at me. Ours with you is the eternal role of elderly chicks. This is karma ...
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My eyes opened, habitually inspecting the familiar walls of my kitchen. Everything was in its place, like Petrovich, sitting opposite me. Although the interior still has new details. The table was decorated with a large and dusty bottle with a clear liquid, surrounded by some snacks. “Ivan Nikolayevich, I allowed myself some liberties here,” he circled around with food on the table, “it seemed to me that this would now be appropriate.” Pour?
I nodded silently. A faceted glass to me, filled with ...
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I nodded silently. A faceted glass to me, filled with ...
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Don't hate the player - hate the game!
Booker T.
Instead of entry.
In this work it is necessary to make an introduction, since you, the reader, can not understand what it is about, and for what, and who is who. First, I want to immediately say that it was not me who invented it all. This story is compiled on scraps ...
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Booker T.
Instead of entry.
In this work it is necessary to make an introduction, since you, the reader, can not understand what it is about, and for what, and who is who. First, I want to immediately say that it was not me who invented it all. This story is compiled on scraps ...
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She was very tired today. I ordered her a taxi from work to me to see her again as soon as possible, otherwise her journey with transfers could take more than an hour, which I didn’t want, given the later time and her condition. I went to the parking lot to meet her. It was already a quarter to midnight, on the street somewhere - 5, not so scary, if not all-pervading, icy, restless, almost carnivorous wind, which manages to blow all the time in the face, no matter how you turn and wherever you are. ..
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