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“Vaska, Vaska, come back,” the mother barely managed to catch Vasyan at the shirt, “where?”
Vasyan tried to escape, but without success: - Yes, on the pond, with the boys. - What is the pond? - he was dragged away from the door, - and help his father? No pond until you help your father with the hen house. - Ma, yes, Dad can handle it himself, he let me go.
The mother stared at her son doubtfully: “You're lying, come on.” - No, ask yourself.
Coming from the veranda, the mother ordered him ...
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Vasyan tried to escape, but without success: - Yes, on the pond, with the boys. - What is the pond? - he was dragged away from the door, - and help his father? No pond until you help your father with the hen house. - Ma, yes, Dad can handle it himself, he let me go.
The mother stared at her son doubtfully: “You're lying, come on.” - No, ask yourself.
Coming from the veranda, the mother ordered him ...
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Damn, well, what she was still terrible. I looked at her and could not believe what I got into. Well, wih, well done. He cooed with Lena on the adjacent armchairs. Helen was a sweetheart. Face, hair, figure, just from the picture. Why, who will tell me why pretty ladies always have scary girlfriends? What would look like stars on their background? I do not know, Helen and without her ugly (God, ugly, fearful!) Girlfriend could shine Aki sun. Maybe beauties ...
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In ancient times there lived the great and kind Sultan Shahraman. He relied on the laws, no one in his country was offended, so he was loved and respected by the people. With his neighbors, Shahraman lived in the world, being known as a peace-loving and wise ruler. In his declining years, he decided to marry his only son, the heir of Jamal [1], so that he could continue the dynasty and, like a father, live in happiness. The young man entered the very time and was as beautiful as a cypress, as strong as a lion, and as clever as a serpent. Shahraman called his son and said ...
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Today I fucked. For real.
Mamaaaaaaaaaa.
For the first time, by the way.
So I am already a woman.
Cool. And you feel the same way.
***
So, it is necessary to describe, and then you forget. All the same such a day.
In general, everything went like that. And how else can this be a bot? !!
In short, I was zadolbalo be a virgin. At eighteen years old then. Girl model appearance, the first Lala in the class, and in the university is clearly not the last if not ...
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Mamaaaaaaaaaa.
For the first time, by the way.
So I am already a woman.
Cool. And you feel the same way.
***
So, it is necessary to describe, and then you forget. All the same such a day.
In general, everything went like that. And how else can this be a bot? !!
In short, I was zadolbalo be a virgin. At eighteen years old then. Girl model appearance, the first Lala in the class, and in the university is clearly not the last if not ...
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And then I already had it in the light! ... I squeezed, squeezed and licked her like happiness, because I did not believe that she had returned. And ... Yes, my young friend, I figured it out as a man! I did not stand on ceremony with her! I loved her with my drin all the way to the navel! I made her girlish buns so that they were as red as grenades! I made her howl and roll on the bed, like a red cat, and scratch my back, and drool of happiness! I showed her what a real man is! She twisted my worm! She was moaning in ecstasy at my feet! She was my submissive slave! I have her ... I have her ...
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Gene never thought that he would again be in the children's clinic, which he was familiar to pain.
Every corner of it awakened in him a long-standing fear of injections and a desire to face the mother. Mom had rested in the next world for many years, and the shots no longer threatened his ass, reborn in a new status: Gena came here to sign an agreement on the supply of syringes.
The head, Larisa Vyavna Klyokoshapskaya, as usual, was late, and Gene had to wait for her along with the little patients and their mothers, who were gradually filling the corridor ...
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Every corner of it awakened in him a long-standing fear of injections and a desire to face the mother. Mom had rested in the next world for many years, and the shots no longer threatened his ass, reborn in a new status: Gena came here to sign an agreement on the supply of syringes.
The head, Larisa Vyavna Klyokoshapskaya, as usual, was late, and Gene had to wait for her along with the little patients and their mothers, who were gradually filling the corridor ...
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Sasha was in a hurry, pushing the accelerator pedal and overtaking other cars, slowly driving along the highway on this fine Sunday evening.
And how not to rush when it was necessary to bring my wife and daughter home from the dacha, and before that pick up the key from his second apartment, which he kindly borrowed for the next meeting to his friend Gosha.
He usually rented an apartment, but this time the lodgers moved out early, and the forever anxious womanizer Gosh, knowing this from Sasha himself, tearfully asked temporarily ...
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And how not to rush when it was necessary to bring my wife and daughter home from the dacha, and before that pick up the key from his second apartment, which he kindly borrowed for the next meeting to his friend Gosha.
He usually rented an apartment, but this time the lodgers moved out early, and the forever anxious womanizer Gosh, knowing this from Sasha himself, tearfully asked temporarily ...
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When I was 23 years old, I left my hometown in the Volga region and there we formed a small company of six people involved in the sport. We constantly talked, went to watch movies, go to theaters, went to relax together at resorts.
The company had three guys and three girls. All of them were so far from the realities of life that I felt like a forty-year-old lady there. But I had fun with them and, over time, strong friendships arose between us. Two of the company were a couple, the rest ...
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The company had three guys and three girls. All of them were so far from the realities of life that I felt like a forty-year-old lady there. But I had fun with them and, over time, strong friendships arose between us. Two of the company were a couple, the rest ...
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I'll report it to you, it was a real ass. With a capital letter! Eh, yes that there with a capital letter, all the letters in this word, looking at this miracle, were capitalized - BACKGROUND! No more and no less. What else are there asses, buns and other rubbish, or whatever they call this part of the body in conversation? Looking at the forms that swayed in front of me, I was worried no worse than these agitated pillows covered with sports leotards. Wow! And I did not want to go a fool. Now I’ll be skating with Seryoga all week. But...
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