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Hello dear readers! Perhaps someone this work seems blasphemous, in advance I offer my deepest apologies for the abuse of childhood memories. :) I would be interested to hear your feedback in order to understand whether I should continue these notes of a madman. :) And please, do not take this too seriously, because this is a fairy tale, if not for children. But a happy ending will, of course. :) Diego Holmes.
Once upon a time in a town on the Mediterranean coast lived ...
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Once upon a time in a town on the Mediterranean coast lived ...
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I hope you have not forgotten Lyudochka Zashchkina, who studied in the faculty of applied history (I think you just could not forget me so quickly, because you took the vulgar Latin exam in three different ways and I still can not forget myself! ). Perhaps you will be interested to learn that after graduating from university, your student decided to fully devote herself to scientific studies. Unfortunately, this was not at all easy. However, having applied the entire arsenal of tools that I gained on your exams, I was finally able to get no less than what I received (of course, I had to work hard on all levels) in the Silvio Berlusconi Foundation for writing a work on the theme “Dialogue of medieval cultures”. With honestly earned money, I immediately went to Rome for a single day to continue my research. In Italy, I continued to work as I was used to at university, that is, with full dedication. Days and nights flew by.
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- For us beautiful, for them - horned! - cheerfully saluted me with an open bottle of cognac, the already “cushy” Katka burst into my apartment at the beginning of the tenth evening. Slipping off with another lover, she decided that drinking alone was a sign of alcoholism, and therefore, knowing that my husband had gone on a business trip, she came to me in search of moral support and complicity in the aggravation of alcohol.
Spree in my evening plans were not included, I met a girlfriend, being already in ...
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Spree in my evening plans were not included, I met a girlfriend, being already in ...
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Natasha found the blanket and threw Miranda. - In the bath! - she ordered
Serko stood with his face pressed against the stall parallel bars and looked at Miranda. - We will find you another. You see what a confusion could happen: you would have fucked a girl and it is not known yet what it would have turned out? What if she would have turned into a miracle yodu and devoured you? - I stroked it.
Serko stumbled and stepped over - Thanks a lot, the prince thanks to the fact that he saved the innocent of the dead man ...
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Serko stood with his face pressed against the stall parallel bars and looked at Miranda. - We will find you another. You see what a confusion could happen: you would have fucked a girl and it is not known yet what it would have turned out? What if she would have turned into a miracle yodu and devoured you? - I stroked it.
Serko stumbled and stepped over - Thanks a lot, the prince thanks to the fact that he saved the innocent of the dead man ...
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Our parents are our children for them all the time and they make the decisions themselves. And so it happened to me! The parents made the decision, and I had to go dry, but to agree - they decided to move to Zaporizhia, exchanging apartments. Like, I was born there, my hometown, there is the same institute, I will not need to live in a hostel. But, most importantly, my grandmother left them her house by will. Very good, by the way, even though he is “a hundred years old at lunch.” Red brick, three rooms, huge kitchen ...
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It was the beginning of July. Finally graduated. I applied to universities, all that now remains is just to wait.
I have always been a rather self-sufficient person, my views on things have never been criticized, my parents did not torment with such moral teachings as “it must be so!”, I used to answer for my actions myself. Therefore, as you understand, I matured quite early. A concomitant fact was that recently I turned eighteen and I finally started living alone ...
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I have always been a rather self-sufficient person, my views on things have never been criticized, my parents did not torment with such moral teachings as “it must be so!”, I used to answer for my actions myself. Therefore, as you understand, I matured quite early. A concomitant fact was that recently I turned eighteen and I finally started living alone ...
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The forty-year-old blue-eyed, pompous, curly-haired blonde, Colonel Marya Nikolaevna Kopalskaya looked at her daughter's neck with interest, sitting opposite the table and blowing hot coffee.
- You again substituted the neck of this bastard Borka? - a strict mother ominously moved her eyebrows.
- I did not set up anything. He himself, - fourteen-year-old Lyuska started to make excuses, but her mother immediately interrupted her:
- Not blind. I see what kind of hickey he left ...
- Mom ?! Already you can not kiss ...
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- You again substituted the neck of this bastard Borka? - a strict mother ominously moved her eyebrows.
- I did not set up anything. He himself, - fourteen-year-old Lyuska started to make excuses, but her mother immediately interrupted her:
- Not blind. I see what kind of hickey he left ...
- Mom ?! Already you can not kiss ...
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