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I was already falling asleep, when suddenly there were blows. Standing in the corner and a long broken clock suddenly began to beat midnight. The blows were strange, as if they were heard only in my head, and the husband sleeping next to me did not even move.
“It started again,” suddenly surfaced in my brain.
With the last, twelfth, blow, there was a rustle. I listened. There was an impression that in the next room someone ...
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“It started again,” suddenly surfaced in my brain.
With the last, twelfth, blow, there was a rustle. I listened. There was an impression that in the next room someone ...
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Reaching into a closet under the stairs, Buratina splashed on the floor near the leg of the chair. In the wooden head turned the experiences of today. She did not know what Papa Carlo was doing to her, which was why it was so nice between the legs. Although the thumb of the moustached policeman clarified the situation a bit, and now Buratina realized that Carlo also inserted his finger into it, only he had it even longer and thicker. At the bottom of the tummy nicely tickled. - What else would you think of this? Do not forget that Pinocchio ...
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My wife and I can be said to be happy people. Consider everything we have for this: an apartment, a job, a bunch of friends and pals, normal caring relatives. Machines, however, no. Yes, and fuck it is needed if no one knows how to drive? And if you buy, then hang around all my life in traffic jams and be nervous? No, we're better on the bus.
But the main thing is not this, the main thing is love. And not just love, but LOVE from big beeches. My name is Ninka, she works as a janitor ...
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But the main thing is not this, the main thing is love. And not just love, but LOVE from big beeches. My name is Ninka, she works as a janitor ...
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A short woman without a desire to go to the doctor for examination. She did not like this office with a helicopter chair. But if it is necessary, it means it is necessary! Reluctantly opening the door of the gynecologist's office, the woman stopped, rooted to the spot. Directly in front of her in a white coat, a sporty-looking man sat with a short haircut and a charming smile. It was ... her favorite actor George Clooney. - George, is that you? “I,” the man calmly replied. - Is it true you? - True. - ABOUT...
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The summer rain fun pounded on the roofs, on the leaves of the trees and on the asphalt, still warm from the sun. He suddenly rushed, as befits a summer rain, refreshing the streets after the heat. The people who rushed to where, to hide under the visors of houses, to the entrances, wherever possible. I, too, rushed into the first doorway, stopping in the arch between two small houses. Recklessly thundered thunder, as if mocking people trying to hide from the shower. But summer rain is not long and after ten - ...
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The sun, caressing by rays the happiest country in the world, strove for peace to the horizon. The evening, warm and a little stuffy, stirred blood with exciting fantasies. In the bedroom were happy people who were legally married, who received the right to temporary — for the time being — residence in a blessed country and enjoying this right. The woman was a miracle how good is ...
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Vova fiercely peeled potatoes. He had to do it twice a year. On March 8th and November 16th. Another so hated herring was waiting for him.She also had to be cleaned twice a year. After bandaging the second cut finger, the man again began to engage in so hated him. The phone rang sharply. The cleaner, jumping off the stool, stumbled on the kitchen bucket. That overturned backwards, scattering around itself cleaning and a shell of boiled eggs. Slipping on ...
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I had a chance to visit and in those countries the customs and morals of which caused my bewilderment, bordering on disgust. For example, a country whose name does not tell you anything surprised me with the following customs. First of all, when meeting men, they shake hands, not penises, with each other. I was very struck when the conductor singled out on my outstretched hand looked in amazement and, taking her by the wrist, led me to her crotch. I lifted the apron and put my hand on my penis. At first I thought that he ...
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That's strange - time passed, many memories are erased from memory, but this episode, a little funny, was clearly imprinted ... I remember it to the smallest details ... It was a bit strange, but so cool and so unexpected ...
... Sometimes, when during the lectures I strongly press into the toilet (there’s nothing for an idiot, that is, I hang out in the morning with beer), then you will be asked to go out and go ahead - to fly to the saving abode. But this time I was crushed right at the entrance to the audience, and I, sharply turning ...
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... Sometimes, when during the lectures I strongly press into the toilet (there’s nothing for an idiot, that is, I hang out in the morning with beer), then you will be asked to go out and go ahead - to fly to the saving abode. But this time I was crushed right at the entrance to the audience, and I, sharply turning ...
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