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I tiredly leaned back in my chair, and my long, silvery hair fell chaotically on my shoulders. Finally, everything was ready for the ritual. How, after all, it is good that there exists a parallel dimension apart from hell. It's quiet here. You can relax. And at home one continuous tension. I wear my favorite pants with a snake badge, and my torso was without top. Feeling something slippery on my hand, I smiled. It has long been used to this when my friend crawls over her ... - Ness-calmly you ...
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Buratina woke up early in the morning. The sun crept into the bedroom through a narrow window and now a tender cat licked the sleeping nose of the sleeping Piero. Heard the cheerful singing of birds. A girl with luxurious eyelashes for the night managed to twist so much that now she was head in Buratina's legs. Her knees, wrapped in thin arms, rested on her chin, the round ass looked tenderly and innocently, like juicy peaches on the window, and the rosette between her legs blossomed and smelled, and even small droplets on it ...
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- Where are you going? Yes, in this form? - I looked at my wife, barely restraining from jealousy.
She stood in front of the mirror, tinting sponge. Beautiful, feminine and sexy in her short skirt, opening slender long legs above the middle of the thigh, in a slightly spacious sleeveless blouse, emphasizing the elastic high chest, which, as far as I saw, was not restrained by a bra, on tall heels. She turned to me a sweet face, raised a graceful eyebrow and ...
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She stood in front of the mirror, tinting sponge. Beautiful, feminine and sexy in her short skirt, opening slender long legs above the middle of the thigh, in a slightly spacious sleeveless blouse, emphasizing the elastic high chest, which, as far as I saw, was not restrained by a bra, on tall heels. She turned to me a sweet face, raised a graceful eyebrow and ...
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Money is good. Money is great! But how difficult it is to earn them ...
The shift came to an end, and I went to the last lap. Another hour - two, drive Fiat in the depot and on the side. On the street it was already dark, I am sure that my less motivated comrades finished the work a long time ago, but I decided to make an extra circle. Money is not big, but if every time in a circle, then in a month it will drop enough. Although, I was worried not so much money as ... However, it does not matter.
I almost dislocated ...
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The shift came to an end, and I went to the last lap. Another hour - two, drive Fiat in the depot and on the side. On the street it was already dark, I am sure that my less motivated comrades finished the work a long time ago, but I decided to make an extra circle. Money is not big, but if every time in a circle, then in a month it will drop enough. Although, I was worried not so much money as ... However, it does not matter.
I almost dislocated ...
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On a flat sixty-inch screen, a passionate Hispanic handsome man caressed a moaning blonde with a huge bust. The girl's cute face glowed with pleasure. A close-up camera took plump pink sponges when the next one flashed from the speakers:
- Oh, yes. More! More! Fuck me! Fuck me faster!
The sweaty bodies of an athletically built man and a beautiful girl for an hour and a half continued to give out the well-known popular product - porn.
- An abomination, - with a touch of envy, summarize ...
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- Oh, yes. More! More! Fuck me! Fuck me faster!
The sweaty bodies of an athletically built man and a beautiful girl for an hour and a half continued to give out the well-known popular product - porn.
- An abomination, - with a touch of envy, summarize ...
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Senior Lieutenant Sidorov was still sharp-witted and quick-witted at the police school. For which he was appreciated by the authorities. Free attachment to high professional qualities was a colorful appearance of a pronounced Romanesque type. Together with broad shoulders, lieutenant shoulder straps and a polished cockade, the senior lieutenant made a completely destructive impression on the opposite sex. Than did not hesitate to use shamelessly.
And now Andryusha Sidorov, just changed from ...
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And now Andryusha Sidorov, just changed from ...
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I had a chance to visit and in those countries the customs and morals of which caused my bewilderment, bordering on disgust. For example, a country whose name does not tell you anything surprised me with the following customs. First of all, when meeting men, they shake hands, not penises, with each other. I was very struck when the conductor singled out on my outstretched hand looked in amazement and, taking her by the wrist, led me to her crotch. I lifted the apron and put my hand on my penis. At first I thought that he ...
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On this warm summer day, the sun was still high, but the evening was approaching inexorably. Almost like a falling sword of Damocles. Mr. Ivanoff once again threw a dreary look out of the window, and, following the advice of a psychologist, tried to dispel his embarrassing thoughts. He visited the psychologist once in every two weeks, as was required by the law on immigrants. In the first week - myself, in the second to ...
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Heel stuck tightly. Once again, without much hope, I tried my leg and tried to look around at least one clean piece of flooring. Useless. Thanks to the local public utilities, or to whom else, for leaving a wide strip of land left without asphalt in front of the bridge, which turned into a sticky yellow puddle under the pouring rain. It is impossible to jump over, so the passersby dragged this dirty trick onto the wooden flooring of the bridge.
Well, what a black streak I started yesterday! First, the institute pulled a purse with ...
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Well, what a black streak I started yesterday! First, the institute pulled a purse with ...
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Andrew, as usual, was sitting at the computer. He flipped through page after page. Here, like nothing like that. The woman on the monitor screen was in his taste, something like that of Aunt Tanya, 35, brown-haired, and her ass is as lush, the very thing. And the eyes, like Aunt Sveta’s blue, and her lips, are plump. And her hairstyle is similar to Aunt Natasha, only Aunt Natasha has darker hair.
Andrei’s mother, Marina, went on a business trip to Japan for half a year.
Look after the overgrown son, asked her school friend ...
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Andrei’s mother, Marina, went on a business trip to Japan for half a year.
Look after the overgrown son, asked her school friend ...
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