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Nonka distributed her money, earned by the self-sacrifice of the body, as a real economist. No, she did not buy brunettes, did not scatter on black velvet, and did not gallop naked across the glittering black sky with a scattering of stars. This is a miracle device for demons. She ranked herself as middle-class, and therefore was modest in fantasy. Part of it was given to the bank, send an invoice to the account for the account, the other one was spent on a whim.
This time I decided to go to the country with the beautiful name Iceland. But...
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This time I decided to go to the country with the beautiful name Iceland. But...
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- Phaeton, get ready to fly to Fungov. In addition to me in the crew will be Ambassador Kverk and officer Anastasia. Your sensors can identify her with General Minach, but this will be a mistake. Save it in your database as Anastasia. - Got it.
Soon, Anastasia and Querk flew almost simultaneously to Phaeton. I saw the Querk shuttle for the first time. An interesting design solution. But, as Minah said, take every civilization without comparing with your stereotypes ...
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Soon, Anastasia and Querk flew almost simultaneously to Phaeton. I saw the Querk shuttle for the first time. An interesting design solution. But, as Minah said, take every civilization without comparing with your stereotypes ...
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It was painful and insulting. Although, to be absolutely frank, now, when the bruises had disappeared, it was only insulting. How could she do that? Oleg angrily glanced at his mobile phone, but more decided not to call. Everything. Stop humiliation.
After that night, when their sexual experiment ended in complete fiasco, Irina called him only once to report that she was throwing him. No explanation, no details. She no longer answered calls.
Without losing hope, Oleg tried ...
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After that night, when their sexual experiment ended in complete fiasco, Irina called him only once to report that she was throwing him. No explanation, no details. She no longer answered calls.
Without losing hope, Oleg tried ...
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My friend and classmate Vitya Korotich was very pragmatic, unlike me. We studied at the full-time department. At his suggestion, we switched to correspondence - (they say, we’ll gain experience and don’t suffer in money), we agreed that it would be better, especially since when our wives recently told us that there was an almost 100% chance of getting an apartment in a new house. He offered us to work with him in the brigade on the corps. Indeed, in those days at the senior position ...
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Deep night long ago fell on the small town of Lazerville, but its inhabitants could not sleep. The square near the old church is full of people. Despite this, dead silence reigned around. No one dared to make the slightest sound. There was confusion on the faces of the townspeople. It seemed even the air around was soaked with anxiety. All eyes are riveted on a tear-stained girl with her hands tied behind her back and a man in a gold embroidered coat that stood on a wooden platform in the center.
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Good that I appeared in the kitchen. In the movie it was different, the hero returned to different places after desires. And good, because I was hungry. Even more than angry. On the table was all the food that appeared after my first super desire. But there was no grappa, you can see I finished everything while I was gone.
I did not seem to disappear, I just closed my eyes, survived another mess, and here I am again in my chair in my house, assuming, of course, my guest.
The guest was busy. Petrovich was left without a jacket ...
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I did not seem to disappear, I just closed my eyes, survived another mess, and here I am again in my chair in my house, assuming, of course, my guest.
The guest was busy. Petrovich was left without a jacket ...
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“I would like a holiday, courage, extravaganza, men with big dicks and a box of tequila,” Nonka was telling her friend Natasha, shaking the ashes from a cigarette into a glass ashtray.
At the same time her bosom walked with a shake, her eyes burned with a red flame, like a gin with stupefaction, and sneakers with feathers, either of chicken, or of a turkey boy, rocked nervously at the end of a slender and silk leg from depilation. - Look at yourself, or at me. Ours with you is the eternal role of elderly chicks. This is karma ...
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At the same time her bosom walked with a shake, her eyes burned with a red flame, like a gin with stupefaction, and sneakers with feathers, either of chicken, or of a turkey boy, rocked nervously at the end of a slender and silk leg from depilation. - Look at yourself, or at me. Ours with you is the eternal role of elderly chicks. This is karma ...
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I often got sick and so I went to school very late. In the 10th grade I was already 18 years old. After graduating from school, I didn’t rush into the army, but left a year later not with my call, but that’s another story ...
Fate was pleased to mix me, and twice! Here is the villain! While serving a real child's duty as a kindergarten pupil, during a medical examination of the whole kindergarten I had something in the liver, in the kidneys, or in the stomach. Therefore, a few days before the first ...
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Fate was pleased to mix me, and twice! Here is the villain! While serving a real child's duty as a kindergarten pupil, during a medical examination of the whole kindergarten I had something in the liver, in the kidneys, or in the stomach. Therefore, a few days before the first ...
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Nepruha's luckless haunted Regina. Harmful ticket taker on the bus flashed his eyes with lightning speed, predatory glance around, looking for passengers who were not yet healed. - Well, soon? - contemptuously pursing her lips, she asked, - you are not alone here. I still need to cover the others. “You see, the lock broke,” the maiden said.
Damned lock on a new handbag is not conceived to open, zazhevav fabric. Angry Regina strongly pulled a harmful dog and ...
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Damned lock on a new handbag is not conceived to open, zazhevav fabric. Angry Regina strongly pulled a harmful dog and ...
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Any test group is risky people, so as not to be tested on them. There are tests of new products, drugs, cosmetics, dietary supplements or many other things, but in any case these are always risks. Why did I start with this listing? It's simple! We are with my boyfriend in this group !!!
After the tests we carried out earlier, more than two months passed, for which I returned to normal, more precisely to the old boring life. My chest and crotch, however, have not changed, all the same ...
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Any test group is risky people, so as not to be tested on them. There are tests of new products, drugs, cosmetics, dietary supplements or many other things, but in any case these are always risks. Why did I start with this listing? It's simple! We are with my boyfriend in this group !!!
After the tests we carried out earlier, more than two months passed, for which I returned to normal, more precisely to the old boring life. My chest and crotch, however, have not changed, all the same ...
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