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Probably, sooner or later, such books are in the hands of every woman. Something from the series “To the point of a damn about how to bring a man to an orgasmic syncope,” well, or something like “How to win that one. Author's course on naively guru of all Russia on female orgasm. ” My husband for such a matter of pulp sniffs contemptuously from the high bell tower, so I wisely decided to postpone the experiments until his next trip.
Why would I be interested in such books ...
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Why would I be interested in such books ...
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It was gentle July rain. I walked through the deserted Broadway. My road led me home ... In a lonely, bachelor apartment, no one waited for me. Recently, I quarreled with my former passion. It turned out that she needed only my money, not me. And I, dummy, did not immediately notice! How? Does it matter.
Rare lonely passers-by came across on my way. They were all with umbrellas. And my lay in the dryness and warmth in the back bag. No, it's not because I didn't want him ...
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Rare lonely passers-by came across on my way. They were all with umbrellas. And my lay in the dryness and warmth in the back bag. No, it's not because I didn't want him ...
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A new couple sends them a bird-destiny. Nina does not follow her speech, Alice speaks out about her connection with Yuri. The “disassembly” between the mother and Alice reveals the lesbian nuances in the lives of three women.
Yura relaxed, only watched the state of Alice, who began to fall asleep from fatigue and heat. Suddenly, the horse snorted strongly, began to shake its ears, and tapped its hoof angrily. Aigul understood that a stranger was hiding somewhere. She covered the shame with a towel and went after the disturbing horse. AT...
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Yura relaxed, only watched the state of Alice, who began to fall asleep from fatigue and heat. Suddenly, the horse snorted strongly, began to shake its ears, and tapped its hoof angrily. Aigul understood that a stranger was hiding somewhere. She covered the shame with a towel and went after the disturbing horse. AT...
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The persistent doorbell distracted me from the stove. “Marina, follow the macaroni,” I ordered, heading for the open. The girl has already managed to calm down, change into my dressing gown and relax on the couch.
Prudently looking into the peephole, open the door. In front of me there is a very young guy, loaded to the top with packages. - Delivery from the store! He declares, almost dropping the load. “I didn't order anything,” I try to slam ...
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Prudently looking into the peephole, open the door. In front of me there is a very young guy, loaded to the top with packages. - Delivery from the store! He declares, almost dropping the load. “I didn't order anything,” I try to slam ...
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GROOPING CUT
(gerontozooofilskaya tale with incest and Femdom for older children with gay)
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother, and they had a granddaughter, Polinka-Dominka. And the girl - bisexual and zoofilki, had three girlfriends: bitch Tuff, cat Lizoshka and ...
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(gerontozooofilskaya tale with incest and Femdom for older children with gay)
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and grandmother, and they had a granddaughter, Polinka-Dominka. And the girl - bisexual and zoofilki, had three girlfriends: bitch Tuff, cat Lizoshka and ...
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So her name was Malvina. Thanks to parents. And she really had blue hair. But this is already thanks to him, Ivan Abramych.
Ivan Abramych did not think that this would happen. He came to the party that his new neighbors, the Mironenki, had arranged. Was in shock, joking. And Malva said to Mironenko, a fair-haired, unbearably tender and rosy girl, who stared at him all evening: - What Malvina are you? Where are the blue hair? BUT? It is said after all - “a girl with blue hair ...
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Ivan Abramych did not think that this would happen. He came to the party that his new neighbors, the Mironenki, had arranged. Was in shock, joking. And Malva said to Mironenko, a fair-haired, unbearably tender and rosy girl, who stared at him all evening: - What Malvina are you? Where are the blue hair? BUT? It is said after all - “a girl with blue hair ...
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Yes ... In the morning I was waiting for a dentist visit. This is just a nightmare of some kind. Since childhood I have been afraid of dentists. Here are all sorts of touches with iron sticks to the teeth, and even more so when drilled. And here he launched a tooth - nowhere to go. I went to the clinic in the morning.
This clinic ...
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This clinic ...
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