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Gene never thought that he would again be in the children's clinic, which he was familiar to pain.
Every corner of it awakened in him a long-standing fear of injections and a desire to face the mother. Mom had rested in the next world for many years, and the shots no longer threatened his ass, reborn in a new status: Gena came here to sign an agreement on the supply of syringes.
The head, Larisa Vyavna Klyokoshapskaya, as usual, was late, and Gene had to wait for her along with the little patients and their mothers, who were gradually filling the corridor ...
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Every corner of it awakened in him a long-standing fear of injections and a desire to face the mother. Mom had rested in the next world for many years, and the shots no longer threatened his ass, reborn in a new status: Gena came here to sign an agreement on the supply of syringes.
The head, Larisa Vyavna Klyokoshapskaya, as usual, was late, and Gene had to wait for her along with the little patients and their mothers, who were gradually filling the corridor ...
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Jumping out of the car, I hurriedly tried to open an umbrella. Not here it was! The castle finally did not want to obey, and I, having thrust an umbrella back into my bag, jumped, jumping over puddles, towards the airport building.
“Well,” I thought with annoyance, “I wanted to be irresistible, and now I’m going to be a kind of wood louse with tangled hair.
Come on, where did ours not disappear ?! In the end, nothing can not be returned ... Yes, I am now going to see off my ex-husband. Former ... Husband ... Strange phrase ... If the former, then you are no longer a husband ...
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“Well,” I thought with annoyance, “I wanted to be irresistible, and now I’m going to be a kind of wood louse with tangled hair.
Come on, where did ours not disappear ?! In the end, nothing can not be returned ... Yes, I am now going to see off my ex-husband. Former ... Husband ... Strange phrase ... If the former, then you are no longer a husband ...
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Your wisdom!
I report that the myths that have come down to us from time immemorial are not unfounded. The world order of the planet, where I was directed by your all-wise will, is truly distinguished by an extreme originality.
People on this planet (in one of the local dialects, her name is “Earth”, and I, with your permission, will call her that) - people on Earth are biologically identical to the Langians. However, besides man, another type of rational organisms lives on Earth. In general, it coincides with the person; the few differences, however, are significant and concern the internal organs, the genocode,
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I report that the myths that have come down to us from time immemorial are not unfounded. The world order of the planet, where I was directed by your all-wise will, is truly distinguished by an extreme originality.
People on this planet (in one of the local dialects, her name is “Earth”, and I, with your permission, will call her that) - people on Earth are biologically identical to the Langians. However, besides man, another type of rational organisms lives on Earth. In general, it coincides with the person; the few differences, however, are significant and concern the internal organs, the genocode,
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The capital was buried in flowers, each shop, each shop was decorated with a festive wreath or bouquet. In the taverns and squares poured free wine, toasts were heard to the new ruler and his knights. The country that lost the war was euphoric. The tyrant fell, the oppressor fell, that for decades he drank the blood of the common people.
The victorious warriors marched along the main street, the stone pavement trembled under their mighty walk. City guards with difficulty pushed aside the townspeople who lined up along the street ...
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The victorious warriors marched along the main street, the stone pavement trembled under their mighty walk. City guards with difficulty pushed aside the townspeople who lined up along the street ...
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And then I already had it in the light! ... I squeezed, squeezed and licked her like happiness, because I did not believe that she had returned. And ... Yes, my young friend, I figured it out as a man! I did not stand on ceremony with her! I loved her with my drin all the way to the navel! I made her girlish buns so that they were as red as grenades! I made her howl and roll on the bed, like a red cat, and scratch my back, and drool of happiness! I showed herWhat is a real man! She twisted my worm! She was moaning in ecstasy at my feet! She was my submissive slave! I have her ... I have her ...
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Center.
Left alone. All communications are lost, all turnouts are failed,
The radio operator works for the Gestapo.
Pastor Schlag is too old. At work in the Reich Chancellery melancholy.
Outside the window is the decline of the empire. Blew it all to hell yes live hunting.
I will wait for the landing.
Password is old ...
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Center.
Left alone. All communications are lost, all turnouts are failed,
The radio operator works for the Gestapo.
Pastor Schlag is too old. At work in the Reich Chancellery melancholy.
Outside the window is the decline of the empire. Blew it all to hell yes live hunting.
I will wait for the landing.
Password is old ...
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- Katka, you ubiiiiytsa! Where is the dress, damn it ?! - And mine? Are you not yet ... Fuck, damn it! I finally can go nuts ... - Girls, girls! Well, what a vocabulary, ë-ëë!
Everything in the Oblzhansky house was not only mixed up, but also shoveled, and turned upside down: Sandra and Mariabel Oblzhansky gathered for a great event, which was anticipated for the whole month. All this time, it was savored, thought over, discussed in every way - and despite the fact that the charges still began at the last moment.
All over the house were scattered ...
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Everything in the Oblzhansky house was not only mixed up, but also shoveled, and turned upside down: Sandra and Mariabel Oblzhansky gathered for a great event, which was anticipated for the whole month. All this time, it was savored, thought over, discussed in every way - and despite the fact that the charges still began at the last moment.
All over the house were scattered ...
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Timothy Collins made his way to the concert hall through the crowd, thick as a jungle. Damn these impresarios: why not schedule concerts for the weekend? On weekdays, Chicago is like an anthill, if you shove a shovel at it. Six in the evening, and he slipped all his shoes ...
- The devil! - He cursed when another heel collapsed on his foot. - What are you, boy ... - and stopped short when he saw that the culprit had suffered himself.
An old woman with glasses was screwed into the crowd, pushing left and right, and from e ...
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- The devil! - He cursed when another heel collapsed on his foot. - What are you, boy ... - and stopped short when he saw that the culprit had suffered himself.
An old woman with glasses was screwed into the crowd, pushing left and right, and from e ...
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Brain: - Opanki! Look, what a chick!
Member (phlegmatic): - Where?
Brain: - Yes, there, out!
Member (sluggish): - And ... Yes ... Nitsche so.
Brain (indignant): - What do you mean, "Nitsche so?" Yes, you see what boobs! A swell ass, so delicious ... Urgent need to glue!
Member: - Go ahead, glue! Just not as in ...
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Member (phlegmatic): - Where?
Brain: - Yes, there, out!
Member (sluggish): - And ... Yes ... Nitsche so.
Brain (indignant): - What do you mean, "Nitsche so?" Yes, you see what boobs! A swell ass, so delicious ... Urgent need to glue!
Member: - Go ahead, glue! Just not as in ...
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Erotic stories "Humorous"
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