1.

Probably, sooner or later, such books are in the hands of every woman. Something from the series “To the point of a damn about how to bring a man to an orgasmic syncope,” well, or something like “How to win that one. Author's course on naively guru of all Russia on female orgasm. ” My husband for such a matter of pulp sniffs contemptuously from the high bell tower, so I wisely decided to postpone the experiments until his next trip.

Why would I be interested in such books? First, whatever one may say, but for several years in a marriage make themselves known, and marital relations are absorbed by the routine. Secondly, the demon constantly reads me notations about the need for internal emancipation and recognition of their femininity and sexuality ... I remember that in our first meeting, he said to me: “From you, a mile and a half uninspired woman pulls”. That is, if you fuck me, he will no longer be interested?

I'm a coward. Of those married ladies whose frankly intestine is to commit purposeful adultery. Apparently, this is why the lustful demon chose me as his target. Hand on heart, during his visits, the demon did something with me that, in spite of the torments of conscience, I would very much like to repeat it. He even managed to get me into a “threesome” with my girlfriend Katka! Katka really decided that she dreamed all this after a brandy libation, but I did not dare to open her eyes to the truth. Incubus followed me even to the seashore, where in an honest head-on collision he beat off the boyfriend who had been condemned by Katka.

And yet, I made an attempt to get rid of the horned lover. Incubus did not remain in debt, and I organized such a dream in reality that I almost turned gray. Let him and the lowest demon, adrenaline, I grabbed for the most do not indulge. True, Incubus has not appeared since. Already a few months have passed, and his cloven hooves did not cross the threshold of my bedroom. I wonder where this horny rabbit got lost? Not otherwise found someone pappetny.

Well, fool with him! Once I decided to make an upgrade of my sexuality, I will do it! Right now, I'll start! In the morning, the spouse left for work, and in the evening they would go on a train on a business trip to open a new production site. Judging by the time, the husband should be on his way to the train station. Missing the faithful will be a week, then it's time to start experiments on self-development.

To tell you the truth, I did not read anything new in the books. Ideas are as old as the world - “buy underwear”, “meditate-visualize”, “take initiative” ... Bought. Long climbed on the sites of sex shops and finally acquired. The package arrived ten days later, and I had to hide it in the depths of the cabinet for the time being. I had already arranged tricks with underwear before, but they didn’t bring much variety to the intimate life. Yes, the spouse ignited with desire, but further everything went according to the usual scenario. Maybe it's because he is a techie? They have the same way - there is a certain algorithm and not hell experiment with a streamlined technological process. And how can I introduce innovations with this approach?

She went into the shower, put the marafet in the intimate area, getting rid of the fur. She took out a new dress from the sex shop - a frivolous set of watercolor colors with ruffles and satin bows. The panties were left open to the slit, and the bra bowls had savory longitudinal slits for nipples. Put on, went to the mirror. Breasts seductively raised, forming a spectacular split, nipples swollen and sticking up.Under the triangle of panties were visible naked shameless lips. Well, what to say, everything is in size and, in general, a very sexy image. I usually do not wear such underwear, so I decided that I should get used to it. I went to the kitchen, took a banana, put the kettle on, went back and climbed onto the bed in order to continue studying the material. This reading is not the ultimate truth, but sometimes it is quite entertaining.

The kettle whistled. Putting the book aside, I went to the kitchen. Along the way, I decided that organizing my favorite dinner in bed was a good idea. I fished out the ceremonial apron with hearts, tied it back to the bow and took up the fried eggs. Three eggs were fried in a teflon pan when someone coughing came from the bedroom. Turning down the fire and grabbing the paddle, I set off for the sound.

2.

The bed was taken. Lying on the bed with goat horns at the foot of the foot, Incubus was amused by the fact that, according to the instructions in the book, he tried to push a banana into the throat; the fruit is half hidden in his throat, but the demon has definitely been tuned to the maximum result. With a banana in his mouth, the devil squinted his eyes in a book, referring to the algorithm. I did not wait for him to choke, walked over to the bed and, after snatching an exotic fruit, pulled it out.

- Kha !!! Khe-khe-kha! - Bes instantly crawled to tears.

- Be kind, do not translate products, - instead of a greeting, I began to chastise the horned bird, - and take the hooves off the pillow!

“Wicked you are,” the devil kheknul, continuing to hold on to his throat and trying to catch his breath: “I am visiting her with all my soul, and she ...”

“I don’t recall a doorbell asking for permission to enter,” I said. - He collapsed, as if he was going home, folded his legs on a pillow, fucked up my dessert ...

“Yeah, so I believed in tales about diet snacks,” the demon chuckled raspyly. - Banana something exactly with my dick size will be! Especially chose, or unconsciously? - Then he looked up at me and gasped: - Fuck you in all holes! - Incubus' slutty slanted eyes flashed like a child at the sight of a coveted doll: - A goat in a gift wrapper! - demon already sobbed. - Go quickly to my daddy! ... I'll tear you into bows! ..

“I'm already running and my hair is back,” I snorted, deftly dodging his paws. - I have dinner on the stove, so you will manage! - Proudly turning around, I set off to the kitchen. Immediately, behind the back, there was a roar - a hasty attempt of the demon to start low from the bed got entangled in a knotted sheet.

3.

Knock-shkryab, knock-shkryab, knock-shkryab ...

What is he doing there? Turned around. It is clear on his knees crawling. The hip and knees of Incubus are male, while below it are goat legs, covered with curly stiff hair. So the reason for the sounds - hoof slipping on the laminate. He will ruin all the floors with his demonstrative repentance ...

- Stop breaking comedy, - turning off the burner, I put the eggs on the plate.

“I want to eat,” blew the plaintive horny, looking faithfully into the eyes. I was wary: the demon was suspiciously appeasable, and in fact he did not put a finger in his mouth, he chop off his shoulder. He got closer, sat down at my feet. A long tail with a swept tip willy-nilly waving from side to side.

- Why would I feed you? - I asked suspiciously. “I admit, I made a fuss last time.” First it was necessary to explain. But you are also to blame! I almost didn’t stay in gray Then you walked where it was for so much time, and it appeared on you. He wants to eat! Well you did not eat the holy spirit this time? Probably, I found a better bird feeder? So they drank to her! ..

“Goat, forgive me,” the devil frankly began to fawn, bumping the base of the horns into my apron. - Blood is hot, extracts a single gram. Well, my heart stuck to your pussy, and you scribbled the turn for me with incense from the gate. I boiled over, for I was stung in the best feelings!

- And then the feelings? - I snorted. - You go to me like a restaurant.

- Favorite restaurant, - Incubus portrayed puppy eyes, swallowing in anticipation of saliva.I missed the moment, letting him clasp his thighs, and now the devil was carefully picking his hands up to my ass. - I am a true fan of your juicy slits!

- And where did you eat this time? - With arms folded under my chest, I continued zealous interrogation. - On the starving, it is clearly not like!

Incubus drooped and sneered guiltily:

- Immature nymphets interrupted, - reluctantly confessed the demon, tightly squeezing my hips.

- What?! ...