1.

- Come, girls, to the seas, to the seas, to the seas, to the seaaaaaaaa ... Fly, girls, to the seaaaaa, for the sake of a hot ёbaryaaaaa! Letting in my friend, I suddenly realized that I didn’t remember a single time, so that she would just humanly cross my threshold - forever with some kind of subvert. - And what do I have? - meanwhile, an intriguing girlfriend sang while waving a colorful envelope in front of my nose: - Turrr burns into the land of magnolias, where the sea whispers so gently! ... As many as two people!

“And where, let me find out, have your second person gone?” I sarcastically asked, closing the door behind my friend.

- Where-where, on the mountain Kudykinu leaned, - Katka snorted and immediately clarified: - On the dick, he sent me, he, you see, the family is more expensive. Well, nothing, ”she breathed as she walked into the living room, and flopped into a chair,“ decided his advice to follow: come off, rest, I will send a magnet to this idiot ... themed!

- Is the voucher a compensation? - I guessed.

“Like that,” she confirmed. - They say that when fate closes one door in front of you, there is always a chance to open another. So let's use the key, - looking meaningfully at me, shook the envelope Katka. - By the way, it doesn’t hurt you to get a tan too, and then she completely unbelted, the moth is pale.

- This is all great, of course, - I scratched my head, - only I have a vacation on schedule only two months later ...

“Oh, come on,” said the girlfriend, “we know these graphics!” Nothing, they will interrupt without you somehow two weeks - nowhere will your papers go anywhere. Marsh statement roll!

- And if the general ... - I began.

- And if you do not sign, I will personally draw up a labor report for him! - katuk interrupted her. - What would I know, how to offend valuable workers!

2.

Strangely enough, with the release of problems did not arise, and after a couple of days, a comfortable bus rushed off with a friend to the hospitable Black Sea coast. From the side of her husband, by the way, there were no special objections either, although he does not digest Katka, for her dismissive attitude towards him and for her frivolous lifestyle. On the other hand, when she once again threatened Igor that he would find me a peasant with money and a body in a more textured way, my husband only skeptically snorted and waved us a pen. Despite the fact that it was their duty skirmish, for some reason, his reaction makes him feel a tiny but sharply scratching claw in his chest - can he really? Or does he think that after several years of marriage, I a priori will not go anywhere? By golly, it is already insulting, if only a bit jealous.

My friend and I were waiting for a comfortable double room in a small hotel in one of the resort villages on the coast. Everything is as it should be: downstairs a restaurant, a swimming pool, a small fitness room, and, literally a ten-minute walk, a pebble beach. From the window of the room there was a view of a forested mountainous landscape with buildings of a fashionable sanatorium, an aqua park and a small dolphinarium, where morning performances could be observed directly from the window, since the third floor allowed it.

As soon as we got off the bus, Katka immediately spread out splendidly against the background of the flower bed, forcing me to make a couple of her photos for Instagram; Then there was a series of selfies, where she carefully squeezed my neck against the background of the bus, hotel, pool, reception and everything else that caught her attention. Only an hour later, we finally safely settled in the room.

Leaving me to disassemble the suitcases, the enthusiastic friend of the girl quickly reeled off to scout. Katka returned two hours later, pleased as a walked-up cat, and we went to dinner at a restaurant:

- So, reporting, “rolling a cauliflower in batter, she started to tell her friend,” in the fitness room, the fucking yoga trainer is all flexible, fit, enlightened, ready to help in the tantric sessions on opening the lower chakra to release the kundalini forces from coccyx limits.

- In the sense for your money to fuck you in the ass, after tying a sea knot? - I translated.

“Somewhere it is,” Katka snapped in response and rolled with laughter. “By the way, I signed up,” she praised, “tomorrow at six in the morning I’ll go to the beach the pre-dawn mantras are going to wear up.”

“You have nothing to do,” I snorted. - And something less exotic, but more usable, you yourself have not looked after?

“Not only looked after her, but also staked me out,” the girlfriend looked at me triumphantly. - Owner of own small, but prosperous business. I came to rest with my friend and part-time partner, so you, girlfriend, will also get something! - Katka was definitely pleased with herself. - In short, after lunch on the beach, and in the evening we are waiting for a restaurant and a pleasant male society.

3.

For the upcoming event, Katka put on a frankly low-necked top, a low-set mini-skirt and bright, massive jewelry - bracelets and earrings. Everything in her image indicated that the young lady had gone on a hunt (although, as for me, it was more likely that she was in a state of hunting — moreover, permanently and hopelessly). I opted for a light summer white dress in a small blue flower with sleeves-lanterns and lacing on a round neckline.

- Well, you're just like a very decent - Katka faked me, looking at the mirror.

- This is so that you do not accidentally overshadow, - I retorted. - If I say that the bra is not dressed, you leave me alone? - To tell the truth, I didn’t have the mood to meet anyone.

“What about cowards?” - the girlfriend was not appeased.

“As usual,” I reported, “front doors with a fleece.”

- Yah you! - Katka sneered and went to the bathroom to paint.

I do not know by what criteria Katka finds men for herself, I was definitely not pleased with her choice. Two subjects are well over forty. One - a kind of master of life - in bermuda shorts, with a golden wide chain on a hairy chest with gray hair, once trained, but already underwent torso. As soon as we approached, he possessed Katka possessively by the thigh and, smacking his fingers in his exposed cheek, patted his ass like a mare. What I got was a far less self-assured copy of the first — a silent one, with short plump fingers, oily eyes, and wheezing like a hedgehog.

We settled on the terrace of the restaurant and made an order. Our satellites immediately decided on alcohol in favor of brandy. Katka to the pleasure of men supported their choice, I stopped at a dry red. At the table, Katkin was the main soloist, telling about the difficulties in the field of supplies and tricks in terms of cajoling various instances. His friend Tolik was mostly silent, occasionally poddakival and leaned on brandy, clutching his knee with a sweaty hand. Katka listened to her speaker, glowing with a light bulb of Ilyich, but, frankly, I didn’t understand what I was doing there, thinking about possible ways of retreat.

Suddenly a waiter came up to us and put a decorated orange slice and a red highball cherry with a bright cocktail in front of me.

- What the hell is this? - Tolik woke up, staring at the guy with reddening eyes.

- Cocktail "Sex on the beach", - without batting an eye, the waiter enlightened. “For a charming young lady, from the man behind the bar.”

The evening at once lost its languor. Naturally, we all turned to the bar.On a high stool there was a stunning fatal handsome man in light linen trousers, a stylish light shirt with spectacularly unbuttoned top buttons, a pile of tar curls and a painfully familiar lecherous grin - incubus, in person. Just think, I am at the resort the first day, and the demon has already appeared in my soul. Or rather, not quite like this: my soul still interests him as a last resort — the incubus hunts for the body.

I did not have time to get a cocktail - my cavalier grabbed a glass and defiantly poured out its contents ...