1.

“Once at the Epiphany evening, the girls were guessing.” Well, let's say not in Epiphany, before Epiphany, as before China on all fours, summer is in the yard. July sixth, to be exact, is ahead of Kupala night. Standing on the outskirts of the forest house, rocking on the unevenness of a country road, Niva Chevrolet carefully rolled. Who's there brought hard? The car stopped in front of a solid wooden house: the motor stalled, after a small hitch the doors opened and into the light of God, groaning and kneading the muscles that had become sore on the road, three very colorful young ladies got out. The one that was driving, in flowered trousers, with a disheveled red beam on her head and stylish sunglasses, having assessed the structure with the look of a hardened realtor, rendered a verdict:

- A niche so little house, I like it. I myself mentally hut painted in these ebeney. And here, I see, there is where to turn. Convenience I understand in the yard?

“In the courtyard,” her friend echoed, trying to get a hefty bag from the backseat at that moment. The girl rummaged in the cabin, putting out her spectacular ass in ultrashort denim shorts.

The third beauty in a light summer sundress and a wide-brimmed hat simply twisted her head around and refrained from commenting.

The owner of the shorts pulled a bunch of keys from her bag pocket and headed to unlock the house. So it looks like he will have guests today.

For a while, the young ladies spent on unlocking doors, shutters, carrying things. Junk with a notable dragged, apparently not for a couple of days were. Snooping different, too, stocked up pretty, pot-bellied packages that look at the seams burst.

- In short, babonki, while Alik on his Maldives ass sunbathes, the house at our disposal. We will sort the little items, let us rest a bit, and then we will flood the bathhouse, since the instructions for the brother have left me a popular one.

- And where is the bath? - asked the one in the sundress.

“In the back,” Alikova, the sister, briefly indicated. - There is a little lake, and on the bank there is a bathhouse, so that from the steam room and immediately into the water.

- Oooooh! - draws real estate agent. - How are you all here thought out, not huhra-mukhra!

- And then! - Kicked into goods in shorts. - You are not there! ..

Evaluating the depth of the last thought, the girls began to unpack things.

The owner did not regret the funds, so in the house, as they say, there were all the conditions: both furniture and household appliances. Accordingly, no one had to run to the lake with a yoke - the pump regularly pumped water for all needs. Toward evening, following Alik’s instructions, the ladies flooded the bath.

In the process of observation, it turned out that Alik's second cousin, who had arrived, was called Svetlana, a red-haired realtor, obviously with a touch of southern blood — Chesanna, and an intelligent blonde in a sundress was called Tatyana.

The pair warmed up and the ladies went for the first call. Actually, nothing interesting, - they rinsed, steamed, the cosmetics bags were unpacked with masks-scrubs, - they were smeared with all this good, they settled down on shelves. Then, having washed off, we went to the waiting room for tea. After a rest, repeat the procedure.

It has long been dark, and razomlevshie beauties did not hurry to leave - baited baits, boasted pictures.

- Ladies! - with hints of solemnity in her voice, Chesanna gazed at her friends intently. “Do you know what day it is?”

“July sixth,” her friends looked at each other in bewilderment, checking their smartphone display, “but what?”

“What-what,” Chesanna mocked, funny shaking her shaggy bun at the top of her head, “Kupalovskaya night!” As my late grandmother used to say - God rest her soul - today is one of those days when a special connection is established between heaven and earth.

“I don’t drag myself behind ferns to the forest,” Tatyana immediately decided. “The mosquitoes will eat us alive there.”

“I will not go either,” supported Svetka’s friend, “with my inborn topographical cretinism, it will be a miracle if then we will find mushroom pickers and bring us to people.” No, no, no, and do not persuade!

- Yes, what have the mushroom pickers with ferns! - Chesana flashed her eyes. - I say you need to guess today, asking about fate! Think big! ..

- Aaaaa, - Sveta stretched understandingly, - cool! Well, you did not immediately warned, I would have taken a boot. Were thrown through the gate, you see, and hurt anyone. And so, I have only slaps with me, yes tennis slippers, and felt boots are not seasonally somehow.

- And who are you going here with the felt boot? Not a soul around, ”Tanya’s lips tightened skeptically. - Anyway, nonsense is all contrary to the concept of modern science.

- Fie on you, Tanya! - Chesanna grimaced. - I’m completely stuck my brains on my pulpit. In short, "the realtor slapped the table," since we are in the bath, we will guess accordingly. Come on, I'm still driving into the house for the supportive, and you, our clever one, hammer on your concept and google the instructions. Right now we will have fun! ..

2.

The time was nearing midnight, through the tiny window, it was possible to make out the moon that had risen. Sitting on a heated lime shelf, he inhaled the perfume scent of a steam room and listened to the voices in the waiting room. The girls have already rolled far not one; judging by the drunken giggle, the Internet offered them a very rich choice of events for the evening. They put out the light and lit the candles for the appropriate atmosphere.

- ABOUT! And let's get this! ..

- Pfff! Oh you, what nonsense! ..

- No, well, what? ..

- No, oh come on! ..

- Come on!..

Behind the door was heard the approaching unsteady slapping of bare feet, interspersed with a quiet squeak. The door opened ...

- Damn, I feel myself a fool, - a girlish voice muffled in a rustling voice, - well, in fact, there is no one there! ..

- Come on, do not drift, Tanya! Then we will try with Svetka ...

A naked female handle tentatively stuck into the gap that had formed, first at the elbow, then to the shoulder.

He grinned: out of what they thought, decided to tease a bannik. Well, why not? He slid silently from the shelf and approached the door. Get ready, okay, learn your fate ...

Leaning down, bannik blew on his arms.

- Ay! - Tanya squealed and her well-groomed handle immediately dived back out the door.

- What are you ?! - in one voice howled girlfriend.

“It blew me!” Tanechka complained.

- Ugh, on you, Tanya! - relief breathed companions. “We were really scared! ..”

The girls went back to the table and sipped some more liqueurs.

- So it will not work, - Sveta reasoned, - it was clearly written there - a bannik should touch the bare part of the body and by what hand touched, one can judge the quality of the suitors.

“So I slipped it to him,” Tanya started to justify herself.

“Only a draft has encroached upon you,” Chesana finished, and knocked over the contents of another pile. - Let me try now!

He waited patiently outside the door. This time, a swarthy female leg thrust into the steam room. Already more interesting. To see, he completely missed the little bit of moonlight that penetrated from the street. Assessing the grace and beauty of the lines, the bannik lightly struck with his fingertips along the rounded knee. The leg twitched, but did not disappear. Wow, what a brave!

- Well, what is it? - again cautiously rustled out the door.

“Someone seems to have touched,” Chesana responded with a clear tremor in her voice.

- And the hand? What hand? - girlfriends were not appealing.

- Wait, you, I did not understand ...

The door opened slightly wider, and the leg shoved further, revealing itself almost to the very impossible. So this is how it is! Without becoming restrained, he firmly stroked his thigh.

- Ay !!! - the girl with a scream, rushed back to the waiting room. - He grabbed me !!!

- Who, Sanka? - Svetka rolled with laughter. - Well, who grabbed you there, there is no one there! ... It is good to play the fool already!

- I'm not fooling around! - offended Chesana. - Here go yourself and find out! ..

- And here I go! - svetaharilas Sveta. Slammed liqueurs and, swaying, went to the door of the steam room: ...