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Buratina woke up early in the morning. The sun crept into the bedroom through a narrow window and now a tender cat licked the sleeping nose of the sleeping Piero. Heard the cheerful singing of birds. A girl with luxurious eyelashes for the night managed to twist so much that now she was head in Buratina's legs. Her knees, wrapped in thin arms, rested on her chin, the round ass looked tenderly and innocently, like juicy peaches on the window, and the rosette between her legs blossomed and smelled, and even small droplets on it ...
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After studying for ten years at school, I realized that I could not bear it any longer and decided to go to work. But they didn't take me! Did not take, and everything! Were needed at least some documents about education. I had to first graduate. At worst, the technical school or even the worst - the school. Having chosen the middle option, I ended up at a technical school. And not on the electronic faculty, but on the plumbing. Revealed a health problem: "Unsuitable for high-altitude work." Presenting your future as a kind of Athos.
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Dim yellow light gently enveloped the whole room, which smelled of pine and eucalyptus. Mark on the thermometer stood at 100 degrees Celsius. On the upper and lower shelves were men and talked about everything. - Listen to Andryukha, what a great fellow you are, that he has gathered us all together, - the tall black-haired guy says and pours a few more drops of eucalyptus on the hot stones in the corner. - Yes, these two blockheads I persuaded a week to go to the sauna to steam up ...
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Accompanied by the sounds of the night forest, a tall male figure in black stood right by the side of a huge black car right at the edge of a huge black car, and a female figure in vicious red leaned at the feet of a man - the skirt spread widely on asphalt - and made ancient rhythmic movements with its head. In the male figure, my driver could easily have guessed — a characteristic uniform, a cap, embroidered with “AT” on the lapels — and only Duchess Svarozhich could be a woman. I have already...
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On this warm summer day, the sun was still high, but the evening was approaching inexorably. Almost like a falling sword of Damocles. Mr. Ivanoff once again threw a dreary look out of the window, and, following the advice of a psychologist, tried to dispel his embarrassing thoughts. He visited the psychologist once in every two weeks, as was required by the law on immigrants. In the first week - myself, in the second to ...
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I woke up, languishing in some kind of premonition. “Strange,” I thought, opening my eyes and looking around the room.
Usually, waking up, could hardly overcome the bitterness.And what to rejoice at? Again one, ahead of the working day, "empty efforts" and the evening is no better. But today ... I looked at my watch - seven ... It's time to get up. I jerked and remembered - I have a day off! - Hooray! Three days of doing nothing.
And in ...
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Usually, waking up, could hardly overcome the bitterness.And what to rejoice at? Again one, ahead of the working day, "empty efforts" and the evening is no better. But today ... I looked at my watch - seven ... It's time to get up. I jerked and remembered - I have a day off! - Hooray! Three days of doing nothing.
And in ...
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The monotonous rumble was heard in my ears and it was so cozy around, warm and ... light? - Damn, did I forget to turn off the TV and turn off the TV? Again electricity will burn nemeryanno - you need to cut down: I thought and tried to open my eyes but could not, because a bright beam of light hit them and I closed them again for a moment, catching the sun "bunnies". After a couple of seconds, I made another attempt and it was a success, but what I saw was a little surprised me. Instead of the usual peeling ...
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A tall, slender man sat in a chair on the terrace of his own house. On the table in front of him stood a glass of iced tea and a plate of fruit pie. Lee was addicted to these cakes during the filming of "The Dead on Demand", but he still hoped that no one knew about his little weakness. On this pleasant summer evening, he was busy reading the script of the new series, where he was invited by his old friend, Brian Fuller.
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This story is entirely devoted to Lida and Sana'a, our best friends.
Once in mid-July, they were invited to our wedding (complete anonymity). By a strange, and maybe not quite, coincidence, they turned out to be a witness and a witness. The very description of the wedding in this story, we skip, since it does not play a big role. After this wedding, all invited (and not only) guests dispersed to where, allowing the newlyweds to be alone. I also want ...
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Once in mid-July, they were invited to our wedding (complete anonymity). By a strange, and maybe not quite, coincidence, they turned out to be a witness and a witness. The very description of the wedding in this story, we skip, since it does not play a big role. After this wedding, all invited (and not only) guests dispersed to where, allowing the newlyweds to be alone. I also want ...
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