Dim yellow light gently enveloped the whole room, which smelled of pine and eucalyptus. Mark on the thermometer stood at 100 degrees Celsius. On the upper and lower shelves were men and talked about everything.

- Listen to Andryukha, what a great fellow you are, that he has gathered us all together, - the tall black-haired guy says and pours a few more drops of eucalyptus on the hot stones in the corner.

“Yes, I persuaded these two blockheads to go to the sauna for a week,” Andrei replies, nodding at two young men on the top shelf, “and now they have climbed into the warmest places and do not want to slaz.

Dimon idly shows his middle finger and turns away, and Dan responds:

“My wife didn’t want to let me go, I’m always getting nasty with you like a beast, and you’ll be to blame for everything,” says Dan and pokes his white finger at Andrei.

- Yes, we know that you are a henpecked - Andrei laughs.

So the guys exchange a few more caustic remarks and amicably fall out of the room, taking turns shouting, diving into the pool. Cooled down, the guys sit on the couch, Dimon conjures over the music center, the rest pour beer into glasses and clean the fish.

After the guys discussed politics, work and their plans for vacation, they switched to their wives and girls. Yurts's wife waited for a child, for which the guys drank together, then switched to Dimona and Andrey, who went to the bachelors. Dan still could not calm down:

- Well, ok Dimon, he is constantly looking for adventures on his ass, but you are Andryukha! “He again pokes his white finger at him,” he became the boss, a serious man, but you continue to fuck married women, do you have few free chicks?

- Well, what have you got? - Andrei takes offense, - do you know how awesome sex is with her?

- Come on, come on, tell us everything, what is your sekas? - catches him on the word Dimon, he has already turned on the music center (played by the group Daft Punk) and sat down nearby.

- I have a better idea, - Andrei says, sipping his beer, I propose a dispute on a box of beer.

“Oh, well, I knew that,” Dan frowns, “you can't do without fads, and what is the point of the dispute?”

- Everyone talks about his most unusual sex, it may be an unusual place or circumstances. Who will have the coolest story, that buy a box of beer.

The guys look at each other, Yurets raises his glass and everyone else joins him.

“Then I start,” says Yurets.

History Yurtsa

Then with Oksankoy we have just met. We didn’t have our apartment, but we wanted to fuck. Then Oksanka thought up to rent a room in the resort village near our city. On the Internet, we found a couple of sites where you could come and have a good surf all weekend. The holiday season has long been over and we have cheaply rented a good room near the waterfront.

“Fucking in a hotel room, very original,” Dimon quips.

- Yes, shut up you cormorant, - throwing chips into it says Yurets, - listen to what will happen next.

All Saturday we fucked in the room, there was no time to even eat. On Sunday they decided to get out on the embankment. It was overcast and we brought along a blanket. We wandered along the beach, drove the seagulls. Then they bought a hot dog, found a free shop and sat down. On the contrary, foaming waves surge, gulls hover over them, almost no people. We sit sheltered blanket, admire the surf and eat hot dogs - beautiful.

I don’t know what Oksanka aroused, maybe the kind of sausage in a hot dog, but I feel how her hand got under my pants and starts to excite my dick. Then she gives me a bitten hot dog and asks to hold, and she dives under the rug.

An oil painting - I am sitting on a bench in the middle of a white day with two hot dogs in my hands, under the rug I hear the sound of an unbuttoned fly and feel how her mouth is swallowing my dick. The situation worsened when her head began to move up and down.

Guys choked on beer begin to laugh in chorus, while Yurets continues smiling.

I sit on the boom, turning my head around and see how an elderly lady walks in our direction with a dog. Oksana has already sold out not childish. A mound above my fly goes up and down faster and faster, but I can not stop it, the buzz has already gone. I take my hot dog and begin to chew it violently. It was probably a record of eating hot dogs, but after a couple of seconds he was gone and I was able to free one hand. In a hurry, I try to fix the blanket or at least pull it up so that it is not so noticeable.

Grandma is approaching with a dog and not to pass by, so the dog still stretches to pee on our bench. I close my eyes, trying to pretend to be asleep, and with my hands I press Oksanka's head so that she stops moving. Grandma gives me a suspicious look, it seems she even spat in my direction and pulls the dog away. I feel, as Oksana's claws pierced my foot, having recollected myself, I let go of her head. All in drooling and tears he jumps up and yells at me:

- What are you sick, put your penis right in my throat, I almost choked!

She is still shouting at me for a long time, but I am starting to laugh and cannot stop in any way. I tell her about her grandmother and Oksanka also starts to laugh, then looks around and dives again under the rug. In a couple of minutes I finished.

Yurets takes a breath and reports:

- Guys do not believe, every time I remember and rzhu. But sensations, I want to tell you - just a bomb!

Laughing guys clink glasses.

“Yes, you have a cool story,” says Dan, “but then I had probably the most unusual place.”

Dan's story

- Have you been in a children's park for a long time?

The guys shrug their shoulders.

- And in vain! There recently appeared an awesome attraction!

Our little all week long yelled to be taken to the zoo. It is clear that on Saturday we are going to a children's park with a friendly family. By the whole family, I mean not only Julia and the small, but also the mother-in-law with the test. In general, I went there without much mood.

In the zoo, a camel did not want to spit in my mother-in-law, as I did not ask him, and to top it all licked a giraffe. After the zoo, everyone was happy, small, Julia, mother-in-law with father-in-law and even a giraffe, all but me. I could barely wipe from his saliva.

Then we took the little one into the nursery with obstacles and left the mother-in-law to watch him, while we went to see the new rides. The new children's slide did not impress, but our attention was attracted by another attraction “The Road of Fear” and a sign 16+. Well, it’s just impossible to get past this. Julia and I immediately went to buy tickets. We go in the hall. There we were instructed: something about pregnant women, epileptics and other sick people. Then they sat in some sort of trolley and said to hold tight to the handrails.

We eat, it is dark as the president of the United States in the ass, then from different directions begins to groan, and howl, all kinds of skeletons, devils and ghosts begin to appear from the ground. Well, cool in general, but not very impressive.

I start to get bored and yawn, when suddenly I feel Julia's hand between my legs. I don’t know what I found on it, the darkness with a bunch of skeletons on it worked so hard, or the fact that we haven’t had sex for a week. But her soft grip is more insistently creeping into my pants and pulling my dick out. She squeezes it tightly with a pen and starts to drive smoothly up and down. Well, I'm not iron, I take Julia in an armful, lift from the seat and bend over with cancer. Zaduyu her skirt, panties and thrust into it my dick. It should be noted that I have not seen for a long time that Julia was so wet and excited, she doesn’t protest at all, but only spreads her legs wider and puffs out her ass to meet me. My dick walks in it so freely that I don't even feel it. My thighs slam into her soft ass, and around us the ghosts fly, something howls in the corner, the skulls on the stones blink and smoke — romance.

After a couple of minutes, the cart begins to shake violently. Julia and I are a little ...