The day for Inspector Horse began in the most preparativny way. First, Lyubka, a mistress, refused to have morning sex, thus avenging him on yesterday's football on TV, in exchange for her coveted series. On the way to work, I got stuck in traffic again, I was late for work and received a neck from the bosses for that. And so the morning coffee did not have time to cool down, when a big-bellied and frightened client tumbled into the office, judging by the shifty eyes - a quiet scoundrel caught in a binder. The insight of the Horse was not deceived: the scoundrel identified as I.I. Ivanov crumbled in apologies and for some reason began the conversation by mentioning the names of high-ranking officials who made up his protege.

- This is a very intimate story, I beg of you, so that no one but you and me - neither, not, nor ... - he began to ingeniously ask him in the end.

- I am Inspector Kon - the Horse calmed him down - and you can rely on my professionalism. The secret of the client for me is more sacred than personal sex life.

This reassured Ivanov I.I. a little, and he began his narration:

- You see, I am a high-ranking entrepreneur, I own several stores, the services of which you probably used ...

- Sex shops? - horse interrupted efficiently.

- No, no, that you. I am a bird of higher flight. But however it does not matter. The fact is that last night in one restaurant I had a deal with partners, and I was given a large amount of cash, which I put in my case. I would have to call security, and hand them over to the bank, but yesterday I got a little carried away with a feast, and only remembered money when I was driving home. Such know sometimes happens when often you deal with finance. On the way, I drove to my friends, pochaevnich them a little, and when I arrived home, it turned out that the money in the briefcase and the trace is gone ... Help me inspector, I beg you.

- Hmm. - The horse became thoughtful. - And actually, what should be my help?

- Well, of course. You must find the missing money.

- Now it is clear. From this it was necessary to begin. Is the amount big?

- One hundred thousand dollars.

- My fee?

- No, you ...

- Ok, I agree. So, let's begin. Question number one: who was aware of the upcoming meeting?

- Actually, I'm the only one. More people I met, otherwise they would not know where to find me. Yes, and also my secretary Dasha, she ordered us a table.

- Question number two: where did you put the money after you handed it to you?

- In my case, I did say.

- They were lying there in your place?

- No, they were folded in a large sealed plastic bag.

- It is important. From this I conclude that you have completely lost the entire amount, and not just some part, is not it?

- That is how it is.

- Question number three. In a restaurant, you did not accidentally pay money from this package?

- Of course not. And my partners paid for me.

- And where was the case while you were eating with them?

- All the time with me. And by the way, I have a habit of always closing it with a key. And the key is stored right here. - Ivanov pulled a small gilded key from his breast pocket for which several crumpled dollars were hooked. Ivanov shoved them back with explanations. - This is so on daily concerns.

- Very interesting. So the key you have in your pocket, but the money still disappeared. I think that we have almost solved this mystery. You just need to remember to whom you gave the key and the case yesterday, before you noticed the loss of money.

- The fact of the matter is that to anyone!

- Maybe someone stole your key while you were in the toilet, or drove the car?

- And in that and in another case, I did not take off my jacket.

- And in what case did you shoot it?

Ivanov sighed dejectedly:

- Lucy.

- Oh yes, I think I remember. You told how we stopped on the way home to some friends. Pochavnichat if my memory serves me.So these friends are called Lucy?

- Lucy. And Susanna.

- That is, two friends?

- Yes ... Not counting Veronica.

Inspector Horse jumped out of his chair and excitedly walked around the office:

- It completely changes the whole thing. Now we have new suspects. I ask you now to tell you in the smallest detail what happened next.

Ivanov AI rubbed his palms nervously and timidly began:

- You see, I am a creative person. Even if the financier. But the soul requires poetry. It's like an ATM vent hole — sometimes even the hardest heart will want to feel something else — poetic and sublime. My muse helps me to rise above the ossified one.

- You wanted to say that from time to time you fuck them - concluded Horse.

- In general - yes

- Do you usually take off your jacket during sex?

- Also - yes.

- And in what corner zashvyrivayut?

- I gently hang it on the hook near the door. All the same, Cardin as nothing.

- Really? Maybe I should try it too? - Horse thought for a moment. - Where do you leave the case?

- Yesterday I put it on the window sill.

- Can someone outside through the window? What floor is your muses apartment on?

- On the tenth.

- Then a specialist climber is possible. Try to remember, no suspicious persons appeared outside the window? Can a taut rope, or a tench with a hook at the end?

Ivanov sighed heavily:

- The window was completely closed. On the latch. Outside, there was only air.

“Okay, temporarily discard this version.” I already understood the most important thing: the key to the case with money was in one part of the room - in the pocket of the jacket hanging from a hook near the door, and the locked case was on the opposite side - by the window, but where were you at this moment?

- Actually ... well, on the bed naturally.

- Where is the bed?

- In the middle of the room if it is significant.

- That is, between the jacket and the case?

- In general, you correctly outlined the schematic positions.

“And at the same time, of course, you could not watch those and others.”

- Naturally. My eyes are not like that of flounder fish. But I assure you, Inspector, that during the entire process ..., let's call it - the process, either a jacket or a case was necessarily in my field of vision.

- Explain in more detail.

- You see, I have kidney failure. And the liver ... Age, what can you do. Therefore, I can only have sex in two positions - on the back, this is when the lady is on top, or vice versa - when the lady is lying under me, respectively. So, in the first case, I was always facing the door and could watch my jacket. And in the second, for my gaze the beauty of the sky outside the window and the case standing on the windowsill opened. So, I assure you, none of my friends approached a single step to the jacket or the case.

- Did not come near a single step while you could watch them - said Kon

- Exactly.

“But when you looked at the case, one of your girlfriends could spy on the key from the jacket.” And touched by another girlfriend on the background of the hanger, the other one at that moment could quite calmly open the coveted small suitcase with money. Is not it? You didn't fuck all three of them at the same time? I hope you have one member?

AI frowned out.

“That's good,” Horse concluded. - Otherwise, we would again be at an impasse. Now we are getting to the most important thing. Now you dear tell me in all details how these muses inspired you. Spicy nuances in the interests of the investigation, please do not omit.

- Um. Well, if you are so interested ... In general, I went into the room. The girls rushed to kiss me. You know, they adore me. Then I took off my jacket, hung it at the door, Cardin did, after all, and put a bill in my mouth. This is our tradition. They immediately threw off the door. I still have them in the mouth on the bill. They still dropped. Yes. Here it is. Well, I still mean them in the mouth ...

- You have them ...