- I am very pleased with your optimistic mood. Won't you be so kind as to remember what your third girlfriend was doing at this moment?

- Veronica? I do not remember. - AI embarrassed smiled. “By God, I don't remember.” Here everything seems to be told in spirit, but I don’t recall Veronichka in this act.

- Ok, go ahead.

- And then it was all over. On Luce. Or - in Luce, interpret this moment as you like. By the way, finally Veronica otchebuchila gorgeous blowjob. Usually, after completion, everyone starts to fade, but not when Veronica takes over. It’s even hard to imagine how this little mouth can hold so much. By the way, and her lips are thick. With a small mouth. Isn't it funny?

- Where were the others stationed?

- You're right. I got distracted. Lucy and Suzanka were ... God, I did not see them at that moment! They fidgeted somewhere in the area of ​​my case, and at that moment I was located on my back and could only see the jacket and sucking member Veronica. How I was blind. You believe that at this very moment ...

“I suppose you should tell your amoral essay to the end.” Until the moment you walked out the door and left this vile den! - Horse furiously jumped up and ran through the office. Then he twisted a conspiratorial smile and winked. - Sorry for the high tone, but I have to say so on duty. Suddenly we are overheard by more competent authorities?

- Yes, yes, of course! You're right again. I, I do not even know what to tell me now.

- Ah, say everything in order. What was there next? You were able to finish in the mouth of this person with thick lips?

- Unfortunately no. Age all the same. And I, finally fell. Even despite all the efforts of Veronica.

Ivanov smiled sadly and continued:

“And at the end I decided to photograph this fleeting vision.” I put Lyuska in the pose number six, on your slang - with cancer, and Lucy did some sort of vertical splits from the side ... Well, that's actually all.

- Can you show me this masterpiece?

- Yes of course. - AI got his phone the size of a large Soviet encyclopedia and obligingly put his horse under his nose.

- I look in the background the case lying on the windowsill is visible.

- Yes, yes for sure. But the ladies are busy posing.

- There are only two models here.

- Veronica unfortunately did not fit in the frame. You see, the thing is that Lucy ...

- You can not continue, I see everything. It is strange that there was a place in the frame for someone else besides this pig. This was a compliment by the way. And you should take care of a wide-angle lens.

Ivanov AI confusedly smiled:

- I'm just an amateur.

- Do not despair. The thing seems to have gotten off the ground. And by the way, I came up with one idea.

- I am ready for any of your ideas. Even the craziest.

“No, we haven't gotten to that yet.” But it never occurred to you that your girlfriends acted together. That is, by collusion.

- You want to say...

- I want to say that while Susanna was doing an exclusive blowjob, the key could have stolen Lyuska. And to transfer it afterwards we say ... what's the last bitch's name there? I mean the muse, sorry for the foul language.

- Excluded! - Ivanov's eyes flashed like two LEDs. - Absolutely excluded!

- Are you sure?

- Absolutely!

- But why such a hard syllable?

- You are not familiar with my girls.

- And believe me, I am very sorry about that.

- So, Lyuska is a lady from Konotop, with such know fluffy Russian sisyatymi forms, and owning percentages, that way in three Russian.

- My ideal - Horse sighed with envy

“Susanna is a radical Parisian.” Ses i'm spitting Mousia magazine. In Russian, she speaks exclusively in two words. Do you guess what?

- Hmm ... I think this is a satellite and a balalaika.Or am I wrong? This is what the official Internet statistics shout about. Or maybe Vodka? Like the Russian language there is nothing more to be proud of.

- You are mistaken. Russian language can be proud of the words dick and fucking. But we digress. Lucy, with a five percent vocabulary, and a Frenchwoman, Suzy, can only silently lick the erogenous zones with their tongues. Sign language is not available to them, because their hands are always busy. Like the mouth.

- And the third? Which is also a muse.

- Veronica. The third name is Veronica. I mean - Wong. She is from Africa.

- Negro woman?

- Why did everyone having heard the word Africa immediately remember the blacks !? - suddenly boiled AI

“What are you saying?” The Horse tried to calm him down. - Just an association absorbed with compulsory secondary education. I understand perfectly well that not only blacks live in Africa.

- She is a Negro. You're right. Belmarket is something African, so far no one has been able to translate what exactly. Sucks first-class member in the mouth, and she rattles rattles on the hips. Voodoo or something like that. In general, it should be seen from the side ... More questions?

The horse jumped out of his chair and walked around the office several times around the perimeter. Finally, he stopped in front of Ivanov and said thoughtfully:

- Do not pay attention to my got up. It’s just that after all you have told me, I have a very clear picture of the crime. I dare to assure you that I almost solved the mystery of this incident. But for now, I need your help.

- I am ready to help by any means - the AI ​​moaned sadly.

- In that case, I ask you to give the keys to the above apartment, and just in case three condoms. All the same, I am going on a dangerous task, how little can happen ...

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About three hours later, the door swung open, the triumphant Horse stumbled into the office and hoisted a big plastic bag on the table.

- This is it, this is it - Ivanov AI, who had seen all the pornographic films on Kon's computer, had anxiously begun to cry.

- Exactly ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ye. We will be mutually respected. I will not demand receipts from you.

- Did the scoundrel manage to spend only a hundred?

- Actually, it's me. For one exclusive girl. I could not restrain myself after everything I heard. And the condoms are not for nothing. But I think that I deserve this award.

- Of course, of course, without fail. You saved me from financial ruin. I do not even know how to thank you ... By the way, I can take it in my mouth.

- Not worth it. I already received the intellectual pleasure of solving this puzzle.

“But how, how did you manage to uncover the criminal?”

“Exceptionally thanks to your phenomenal memory.” You yourself told me everything no more than three hours ago. And if once again step by step to remember all the events, then any person with an IQ of about eighty units can easily calculate the thief.

- But how did you manage to do it?

The horse settled down more comfortably in the chair and puffed up with a cigarette:

- Well, listen and be surprised. First of all, I asked myself a question: where did the criminal come from, could he know exactly when he should make a raid on a case with money. Call this a number one question. Question number two: how could a criminal know that the key to the safe is stored in the breast pocket of your jacket? And the last question: the most trivial thing to eat: so who committed the theft?

The horse thoughtfully released a puff of smoke at the ceiling.

“So who stole a hundred bucks?” Let's start with question number two. How could a criminal find out that the key to the case is in the breast pocket of his jacket? You gave the answer yourself showing this key this morning. It is in this pocket that you keep money for your little fun, it was from there that you fed your girls' notes in the prologue of the whole story, and that is why almost certainly only three girls could repeatedly see and guess what lies behind the key in their favorite macho's pocket.

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