and I didn't notice them right away. Marina, Oksana and Olga looked at me with an indescribable mixture of curiosity, pity, anxiety and ...

- Just do not have to laugh! - I am sincerely indignant, but Olga and Oksana already literally roll around with laughter around me. My calm and cold sister laughs so that tears in her eyes came out.

Marina looks carefully and with a fair amount of jealousy is interested in:

- Who was that? Why was she hanging on you? Just answer honestly!

- It was a prostitute - as requested, I honestly answer. Marina is in a stupor, her eyes are like saucers, and her lips are trembling nervously. I hasten to explain. - I had nothing with her! Just sat together ...

- Well, in general, - Oksana sobs, choking with a laugh. - Sat ... Now I will tell everyone that I have to take after his release returned. Oh, I can not ...

- There was nothing at all? - specifies Marina. My appearance and the way I ended up in the precinct don't seem to care much about her, but she wants to know everything about Victoria right now. The girl is dressed up, and in the eyes of dangerous sparkles.

- Nothing! - I answer somewhat nervously, it’s not very pleasant when the closest people laugh at you in the voice.

- So, with the documents order, - Dimka approached us. - Let's go soon from here ...

I look at my friend with gratitude. Here is the human being - not laughing, not mocking. Be sure to thank him.

“And you won't be ashamed if you get caught near this frame,” this reptile instantly disappoints himself. - Igor, it smells so much from you ... can you get under your own power?

There are no words. And I call this man my best friend. For resentment caught his throat.

“Stop making fun of it,” my dear Marinochka wrinkled her nose in disgust, but she still stood up stoically and took my arm. “He had suffered so much, poor thing.”

It immediately became very warm in the shower, and I forgave everything to everyone. I stretch to my beloved lips to kiss, but Marina rests her palm on my chest:

- Igor, you wash yourself first. And then you really ... smell.

I pouted on them all the way to the house, refusing to answer questions and not reacting and jokes about my appearance. It's good that Maria Nikolaevna was taken home a long time ago, and she did not participate in my release. Although the audience and so lacked more than.

Oksana had to buy a bottle of water in order to stop laughing at least a little. Olga and Dimka made noises, citing offensive comparisons from her own practice. And Marina, making sure that I was safe and sound, giggled softly, listening to the tricks addressed to me. Absolutely unbelted.

When we got to the house, I wanted to quickly and quietly slip into the staircase, but did not have time.

- Igor, - Dima nodded at one of the courtyard shops. - There, it seems, signs give you.

And indeed, Prokhorova was stomping around the shop, writhing scary faces and whistling. With gestures she made it clear that she wanted to talk to me. Well, now I will express it all!

Leaving friends behind, I rush to the pensioner. The rage is still bursting from the inside, in preparation for attacking the culprit of my misadventures.

- Shut up! - Grandmother snapped, as soon as I got close enough. Surprise frozen with open mouth. - I see, I got out of the dungeons. You can not thank me.

- What to thank? - I ask on the machine.

- How's that for !? - indignant Prokhorov. You nearly flipped the operation on me, but I still secured you, straws spread.

- What straw? - I feel that the conversation is not going as planned.

- I talked with Grisha? - in the eyes of the old woman flashed cunning.

- Talked - I was completely taken aback.

- And then what do you ask? I specifically asked him to follow you so that he would not commit any abuse in the corner.

- Aah ... - I can not find the words.

“And I traced the guy behind the guy,” continued Prokhorova, as if nothing had happened. - All the addresses recorded, the names remembered.

- What are the addresses, what are the names? - Dimka came up interested. The girls, too, curiously listened to the conversation.

- And who are you to be interested in? - frowned Prokhorov.

“Dmitry Sokolov, Major of Justice,” flashed a crust.

Prokhorova respectfully looked at Dimka, then at the girls, at me. The pensioner immediately caught that all the attention was directed at her and swelled with pride:

“It’s not a matter of serious things to talk on the street,” she said importantly.

- Right, - Dima nodded. - Let's go to the apartment, put the teapot and talk.

- And Igor will wash himself, - Marina put in her five kopecks, which for some reason was very concerned about the cleanliness of my body.

“Well, no,” said Prokhorov unexpectedly stubbornly. - You are youth, go, have a rest, and I, as expected, will draw up a report, and, from morning, I will pass on to comrade major.

Argue with a pensioner is useless, I did not tal. The rest only shrugged their shoulders, they were still not aware of the whole story and did not take Prokhorov seriously.

Hardly crossed the threshold of the apartment, I rushed into the shower. Hot water caressed the body, relaxed the muscles and drove away bad thoughts. No, well, what day was it today? Changing clothes, snooping, chasing, and then a monkey. I do not recognize myself.

But after all, now explain everything to your friends. You giggle sitting in the room, probably discuss me.

I guessed, giggled at me. Rather over the report that prudent Dimka took from Sergeant Odintsov. Judging by the general merriment, nothing good was written about me there.

“Well, Igor,” my best friend shook his head with a note of respect. - Not expected. Vagrancy, an attack on a pensioner, vandalism in the women's toilet and a fight with law enforcement officials.

- Brother, you do not want to explain to us? - the sister starts to choke again with laughter.

- Maybe it was not worth such a notorious offender to take away from the site? - Olga asked thoughtfully.

And only my pitiful Marina comes to the defense:

- Enough for you! He's tired! - The girl carefully sits me on the sofa and pushes the vase with cookies. - It can not be that Igor on the pensioner attacked and wandered!

- And the remaining two points? - Dimka became interested.

“Well, he fought with Oleg and Vlad, which means he could with the police,” Marina began to reason. - And in the female toilet. - Then the girl turned red and lowered her eyes to the floor. - We still have nothing ... We have not ... Well, maybe he really needed to?

Deadly logic. Cookies fell across the throat.

- What are you looking at? - Marina is genuinely surprised, not understanding the stunned looks of others. - Igor, what are you doing !? Well, not for all the same !!! Ay! Ay!

Marina screamed when I, not at all embarrassed by my friends and sisters, threw her over my knee. Through clothes, of course, not that, but the feeling of shame because of the presence of outsiders strengthened the educational effect.

- I understand! - the girl managed to dodge and escape. - He has nothing to do with! He was slandered! Yes, Igor?

I nod graciously and clap my hand on the sofa. Marina, with some apprehension, sits beside her, but realizing that she no longer gets her ass, she presses herself with her whole body and begins to play around:

- Igor, tell me how it was. Why were you wearing women's clothes? It is interesting!

“I won't,” I sharply throw off everyone, but seeing frank bewilderment on their faces, I add. - Until I make coffee, I will not tell anything!

Silence reigned, my friends looked at each other for a while, then Olga shrugged:

- Well, go, prepare your coffee, why are you sitting then?

“And do it to me,” Dima threw out, not noticing my righteous indignation.

- And me! - Marina and Oksana gave the choir.

And I still counted not universal affection and care. Yeah, as many as ten times. I had to do everything myself, as always.

I needed to cheer up, so the recipe chose the appropriate. Mixed some honey, sugar and lemon juice, added water. The result was a yellow-brown drink with a pleasant sourness.

“Funny,” Oksana summed up when I finished the story.

“We need to solve something with this Kirill,” Olga said thoughtfully. - Dim sum?

“There are some thoughts,” my friend replied evasively. - In fact, show him nothing. He did not even threaten Igor.

“Then it may be late.”

- I need to think about everything, - Dimka wrinkled his forehead. - Let’s round up today, and tomorrow morning ...

- And if they break into an apartment at night? - Oksana got worried.

“I don’t think,” Dima shook his head. - Without a noise, the steel door will not be opened, and neither Igor nor Marina will open the door for strangers. On the street, too, it is better for them not to go out, at least, alone.

Marina practically did not take part in the conversation, she was dead and lost. I gently pushed her shoulder:

- Why are you so sour?

“This is all because of me,” Marina answered quietly, looking at the floor. - Oleg, Vlad, now also Kirill. I have to talk to them! I'll explain everything to them!

- First, not because of you, but because of your own stupidity. Nothing to slander! - Olga threw up.

- And, secondly, all this is somehow suspicious, - supported Oksana. - They are obviously not so much baked about you, how many benefits are looking for. But what?

“I don’t know,” Marina cheered up a little, the support of her friends noticeably encouraged her.

“You don’t need to meet with them yet,” Dima said. - You never know what they throw.

On this and decided. Oksana, Olga and Dimka zasobiralis back home. Before leaving, I asked Oksana not to tell my parents anything about today's and she reluctantly agreed.

I was so exhausted during the day that, despite drinking coffee, I wanted to sleep terribly, so I did not tighten up and quickly spread the sofa, turning it into a bed.

- Igor, - Marina habitually settled down next to her, teasing with her tight and hot body. - But this Victoria, did you like her?

- Yeah, - I almost fell asleep and answer reluctantly. - Clever woman.

- Igor, - Marina does not let up. - But she looks like you? After all, her chest is probably the second size.

“What are you,” I almost fall asleep. - What is the second? There is a third, or even closer to fourth.

- Yeah, considered means.

Marina was brought in beside me, somehow she twisted and ... Two hard girls' heels smashed me in the side with enormous force, throwing me off the bed.

- What are you doing ?! - I painfully plopped on the floor.

“Nothing,” the girl hissed angrily from under the blanket. - I do not want to sleep with you. It smells like you! Washed badly!

Cleaned up, I'm good, there is no doubt. It's not the smell that is to blame, but my long tongue. Tired, relaxed, did not think, so he blurted out.

“Marinochka, why are you,” I sit down on the edge of the bed.

Instead of answering, a pillow flies at me. To negotiate a girl is not configured.

Demonstratively shivering and shivering, showing how cold I am. I sigh sadly and settle on the floor. It was not possible to soften Marina, I had to be content with one pillow and an old rug.

Despite fatigue, I slept terribly, and then kept turning and waking up. I really wanted to hug someone warm and soft, but this someone proudly snuffled on the bed, from where I was brazenly expelled.

At some point, I heard Marina turn and wriggle off the bed, almost stepping on me. Without turning on the lights, the girl, moving awkwardly, left the room. A few minutes later I heard the sound of merging water in the toilet.

Without wasting time, I, like a boa, slipped into a bed under a warm blanket, where I hid, trying not to give myself away in any movement or sound.

Marina returned, like a somnambulist, sleepy and clumsy, stumbled over a rug that I left on the floor, and literally fell into bed. I didn’t have time to do anything when the girl unceremoniously buried her nose in my shoulder and brazenly threw a leg over me.

Now you can sleep normally.