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They sent us with Klyueva somehow on a business trip.
Klyueva Irina! Alas, it is sick to sit in one department with her, it’s not like going to other cities together. There’s nothing to chat with a girl about — a total mess, some clothes on her mind.
We sit, it means, in the train. What to do? The carriage is half empty. Georgians with ...
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Klyueva Irina! Alas, it is sick to sit in one department with her, it’s not like going to other cities together. There’s nothing to chat with a girl about — a total mess, some clothes on her mind.
We sit, it means, in the train. What to do? The carriage is half empty. Georgians with ...
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When you fall asleep in the evening, you so much want someone’s strong, powerful hands to hug you and press you to your chest. To his breath tickled your neck, and the hair felt the touch of his lips. And fall asleep, knowing that you are not alone, that there is one for whom you are everything ... at least here and ...
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The beast is a creature by human standards of a demonic warehouse, in fact it is a simple dragon. One of the last. As befits a dragon without moral and moral principles. He is a simple unpretentious dragon and he does not need the first beauty of the city once in a hundred years, he can be simpler, but much more often. The beast can not be identified immediately, a simple person will not see any fangs, no fire, no magic. The beast is like everyone, but its special signs are all women within a hundred kilometer radius obey only his will ...
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The beast is a creature by human standards of a demonic warehouse, but in fact it is a simple dragon. One of the last. As befits a dragon without moral and moral principles. He is a simple unpretentious dragon and he does not need the first beauty of the city once in a hundred years, he can be simpler, but much more often. The beast can not be identified immediately, a simple person will not see any fangs, no fire, no magic. The beast is like everyone else, but its special signs are all women within a hundred kilometer radius obey only him ...
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- Ding !!! - tearing eyes. The alarm clock is no longer ringing, but wheezing. I calm him down. After yesterday's Kumar, the head buzzes like a copper basin.
I don't remember any pussy. No Drugs. The whole operation HELL begins.
And what the fuck do? Turnip does not cook a dick, but you have to do it. Okay, break through and say ...
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I don't remember any pussy. No Drugs. The whole operation HELL begins.
And what the fuck do? Turnip does not cook a dick, but you have to do it. Okay, break through and say ...
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History - even in Playboy send. Under the heading "Piercing intimate places and its consequences." Piercing, as you understand, is not with me, my wife’s school friend wore rings, let's call her Nadia, and I had nothing to do with them either directly or figuratively. But all in order ...
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- Harry! Finally, Fred and George came up to Harry who entered the living room. - let's go, we want to show you our new invention. I'm sure you'll like it, ”said one of the twins, and they led Harry to the far table.
Fred laid a chessboard out of his bag on the table.- Have you decided to improve chess? Harry asked with a grin. - Exactly! You are right, our quick-witted friend, - answered George and laid out the board.
The board seemed to be ordinary, but here are the figures ...
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Fred laid a chessboard out of his bag on the table.- Have you decided to improve chess? Harry asked with a grin. - Exactly! You are right, our quick-witted friend, - answered George and laid out the board.
The board seemed to be ordinary, but here are the figures ...
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“I'm cold,” the boy complained. - Let's go to my place? - Yeah ...
They met about a month. The young couple looked very nice together. The dark brown-haired woman with green eyes is Alice, and the Blond with blue eyes is Misha. Going into the house, they took off their shoes and went to the kitchen to drink tea. Alice could not resist and began to tickle Mishka, he gave a response. Throwing it on his shoulders, he dragged her into the room and, falling on the bed, began to tickle. The girl shouted loudly and begged for mercy. Misha stopped to look ...
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They met about a month. The young couple looked very nice together. The dark brown-haired woman with green eyes is Alice, and the Blond with blue eyes is Misha. Going into the house, they took off their shoes and went to the kitchen to drink tea. Alice could not resist and began to tickle Mishka, he gave a response. Throwing it on his shoulders, he dragged her into the room and, falling on the bed, began to tickle. The girl shouted loudly and begged for mercy. Misha stopped to look ...
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