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New patient - Doctor, doctor! Screamed Eve, scattering toilet articles along the way. - What happened, my dear? - in astonishment, lifting his glasses from nose to eyes, asked Brülli. - We received a new patient ... I think he is dangerous. - So what? - calming down, the doctor asked, - we have enough aminazine and haloperidol. Insulin shock therapy will help him. And if not ... - lifting a finger up, said ...
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The door was opened by a woman standing on the threshold of a man, asked: - Did you call a plumber? - Yes, yes, uncle, come through, I'm waiting for you. I was recommended to you as a specialist who can eliminate the leakage.
The man carefully examined the lady - a heavily made-up face. Slanted eyes summed up in greenish shadows. The lips, painted in a bright color, seemed to be swollen, as if from a long kiss.
Stunted, more than a head shorter than a man, the hostess is wearing a short ...
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The man carefully examined the lady - a heavily made-up face. Slanted eyes summed up in greenish shadows. The lips, painted in a bright color, seemed to be swollen, as if from a long kiss.
Stunted, more than a head shorter than a man, the hostess is wearing a short ...
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Two girls, carried away by conversation, walked along a forest path. “And when Venta added magical magma to her invention, then it exploded so that the floor of the Loft laboratory smashed!” As he was furious, there would still be so much equipment, ”Sangia said with a laugh. - What is she funny, so she managed to find a suitable source of energy, reduce the size? - Well, how to say, at first its “Pyromus”, was the size of a good cart ... - & nbsp ...
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Eighteen years have passed a week ago, but the bitterness of a hangover has remained. The stomach fluttered from satiety goodies. Vodka did not have that pleasant aroma of morning freshness. Her smell seemed the most disgusting of all known. Even the smell of Shipr, who was squirting papahen, preparing to go to work, caused me to gag.
Having lit up the whitefish, I pulled my ass into the autumn whirlwind. Outside, the first snowball lay in an even layer. Glittering with their harmful sparkles, lashed at mine ...
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Having lit up the whitefish, I pulled my ass into the autumn whirlwind. Outside, the first snowball lay in an even layer. Glittering with their harmful sparkles, lashed at mine ...
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From the wall stuck the head of a deer. The absurdity of what is happening, was also in what she said! - Konstantin Ivanovich Petrov? - The horned subject has taken an interest. - In the morning, at least, they called me that, - looking askance at an open bottle of cognac, the individual of the male sex, aged fifteen years, mechanically answered.
The guy had no luck in life. His parents took off to celebrate New Year in America, giving the older child to two ...
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The guy had no luck in life. His parents took off to celebrate New Year in America, giving the older child to two ...
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Gosha had his birthday last year, and he turned 14 years old.
Attention; reader strained brains.
This year already knocked identity.
How old is Gaucher?
Some of the readers are spinning at the temple, someone thought - “What the fuck is this?”, And someone takes a piece of paper and makes an equation with two unknowns. He stares at the equation for a long time and, sighing, whispers doomedly: - he has no solution.
Now the first and second laugh at the last. And in vain. Smyottsa is the one who is the latest!
Our Yegoria this year ...
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Attention; reader strained brains.
This year already knocked identity.
How old is Gaucher?
Some of the readers are spinning at the temple, someone thought - “What the fuck is this?”, And someone takes a piece of paper and makes an equation with two unknowns. He stares at the equation for a long time and, sighing, whispers doomedly: - he has no solution.
Now the first and second laugh at the last. And in vain. Smyottsa is the one who is the latest!
Our Yegoria this year ...
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Attention!!! The collection presents three stories that were previously published on the site, but were finalized and edited.
FROG AND MISTER PERFECTION
I'm crazy, crazy, and a lot of crazy can be. For example, roll away to the south with a barely familiar company, but with a couple of thousand in your pocket. Anyway, it is unlikely that they will think about me worse, it’s simply worse than ever. Yes, and Mr. Perfection decided to marry. Let him marry, his right, but I will not participate in this farce. More precisely, I can not, I'm afraid ...
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FROG AND MISTER PERFECTION
I'm crazy, crazy, and a lot of crazy can be. For example, roll away to the south with a barely familiar company, but with a couple of thousand in your pocket. Anyway, it is unlikely that they will think about me worse, it’s simply worse than ever. Yes, and Mr. Perfection decided to marry. Let him marry, his right, but I will not participate in this farce. More precisely, I can not, I'm afraid ...
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