beer gas hissed and ...

Dad squinted at the light of flashes: there was nobody in the room!

Walking on stiff legs to the door, he tried to get an iPhone out of his mantle pocket, shaking hands.

Christ said that he would first visit the Russian, who had Taduhela. But it was ... no, not a lie! The Lord does not lie and is not deceiving. It was a plan carefully prepared by Ra-Mary: right down to the texts and the sequence of actions. And for each act, Christ was given time, calculated to a second. But why did Christ change the sequence of events? Why, having evaporated from the amber room, he materialized at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem?

Do not you guess?

Then read the chapter again carefully first ...

Do you understand?

Isn't it?

I'll have to tell me.

““ Chert! ”- flashed through him” ”- this, uttered by the Pope to himself, made adjustments to the sequence of actions of Christ.

“He is a Liar and the Father of Lie! When he speaks Lies speaks his own! ”

The Pope, without knowing it, appealed to Satan and Christ had to change the plan on the fly in order to confuse the cards and cover their tracks.

Twelve people were crying at the Wailing Wall.

Christ looked at the bowed backs and quivering shoulders. His eyes were moistened.

- Abba, Father! He whispered, and the twelve weeping disappeared!

A group of Russian tourists standing nearby looked dumbfounded at the Wailing Wall!

One of them, a gray-haired old man with a medal strap on his jacket, knelt down and began to pray.

- Abba, Father! - and the praying veteran has disappeared!

The rest, screaming, rushed away!

- Come on, Ra-Mary! - Christ said loudly and on the place where, just now, there were tourists, a group of thirteen people appeared. They looked around, squinting at the bright sun, they looked at the Wailing Wall, at the Temple Mount, at each other - Aaaaaaa! - they cried, and began to hug, and fell to the ground, and kissed her, and wept.

They cried for the happiness of returning to Earth and mortality !!

...

Gosh woke up and stretched. He moved his hand, but Fryushi was not around. He raised his head and saw them on the balcony.

They stood side by side, of almost the same height, only next to Fryusha, Tadukhela seemed to be a girl.

Taduhela was wearing his vest and shorts, which had a tight elastic band.

Gosh grinned and fell on the pillow.

And immediately zapilikal intercom.

Gosh sat down and wanted to get up, but he remembered that he had no panties, and Fryusha was already walking into the hallway.

- Where are you naked! Lie, I myself!

Gosh lay down and saw that Taduhela was looking at him through the glass of the window, funny pressing and spreading his nose. He smiled and Taduhela smiled at him.

- This is you!

- What means me? Well this is an intercom, Fryush!

- I do not know, leave me alone! He said - call your husband!

- What the fuck!

- Do not swear at strangers. Here! - wife threw panties

- She is not a stranger, Fryush - Gosh pulled under the veil under the panties. Taduhela and looked at him through the glass.

He went out into the hallway. Handset intercom hung on the base.

Gosh went to the balcony door - Fryush, and why did you hang up the phone to the base? How do I know who it was now?

- Why are you stuck? There he went to the shop.

Gosha looked for the slippers - they were on Taduhela's legs.

- Aaaa - and he stepped onto the balcony

Taduhela caught his eye and ..., and Gosh saw a burly man.

Taduhela averted her eyes and the vision disappeared.

Gosh looked down.

On the bench, in front of his porch, sat a burly fellow and looked at Gosha.

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Chapter 16. Yeshua's Error

"Well, no fucking cross, found!".

Gosh returned to the gym and, dressed in shorts and a vest, went to the landing. I went down to the first floor and went out into the street.

He stopped on the porch: a sturdy man was sitting on a bench and there was no doubt about that.

Gosh came down from the porch and walked over. But when the burly man stood up to say hello, Gosh, out of the corner of his eye, caught movement on the path.

They turned at once.

One more burly man approached them!

Gosh did not have time to be surprised, the second burly man disappeared, and the first, strangely,

grunted.

Gosh turned on the slowdown and bounced off a strange burly man. At that moment, something hissed and a hunchbacked Jew in the shroud materialized next to Gosha.

- I first came for Taduhela! The strange burly man cried out, turning to the hunchback in the shroud.

Christ, and it was he, smiled in response and, with a wave of his hands, shouted loudly - Isidia, Satan!

The fortress forked, and Gosha's jaw dropped: a Jew split his identity!

Gosh closed his mouth and watched, with round eyes, like separated clones, waving their arms and loudly speaking!

The clones multiplied exponentially and, in a few seconds, filled all the space around.

- Nihhuyase, horde! - Gosh was amazed - How many are there?

- Nnas Llegion !!! - the horde snapped back, so much so that within three kilometers of radar, the alarm system on all cars was blown off!

Gosh looked at the balcony and was taken aback: the balcony was crammed with Fryusha and Taduhely, like a barrel of herring!

- What have you done !! - turned Gosh to pale Christ.

- Now! - muttered Christ - I will settle everything

- Abba Father!

But the portal could not let the horde of clones pass through itself and Christ had to shout out - Abba the Father! - twice more.

The clones disappeared and only screeched out burglar alarms throughout the county.

Gosh raised his eyes to the balcony: it was empty!

- Fuck your maat! Where are you doing Fryusha !! - he shouted to Christ

Christ trembled and, falling on his knees before Gosha, and raising his hands, said: “Dad!

- Yes, get up you! - Gosh took him by the hand - This is a saying! Do not fuck I'm the Mother of God!

- Fryusha, where?

Christ rose from his knees, but still looked at Gosha obsequiously and from below.

- There! - Christ showed his hand.

Gosh looked at the balcony: Fryusha and Taduhela stood side by side and, smiling, looked at him.

- Hoooo! - breathed Gosh - Well, the day has begun.

Christ looked, without blinking, at Taduhela, and she, stretching out her hand and putting out a palm, shook her head, and firmly and distinctly said - No!

- What friend - sorry Gosh - puncture?

Christ shook his head, but did not answer.

- Ra-Mary - he said loudly - how much is left?

From somewhere a voice came from heaven - Three!

- Three thousand or ... - but Christ was not allowed to finish

- Three places! - the voice came - And the gold!

- Goodbye! - Christ said, and disappeared.

Gosh looked around, but everything was as usual: people, kids were jumping around to school, somewhere in their business, two local homeless people were digging in the trash, driving the dogs away, and pigeons and sparrows flew from place to place a place.

...

Dad, holding the Carmelite hand, stood on the balcony above the portico of St. Peter’s Cathedral. On the right was Vince.

On the square, in front of the cathedral, stood waiting for a miracle, a congregation, numbering one hundred forty three thousand nine hundred eighty four.

Each of them had a golden pig of 995, weighing 386 troy ounces *, clamped under the arm.

Dad looked at his PatekPhilippeSkyMoonTourbillon.Until the hour appointed by Christ, there remained three seconds. At the same instant, right behind the pontiff's back, Christ materialized from the ether.

Vince and the Carmelite retreated from the Pope, freeing Christ's place. Yeshua stepped in and stood on the left of Pope. More precisely, Dad, stood at the right hand of Christ!

- Lord! - in a low voice turned to Christ the pontiff - Forgive me a sinner. Allow, Lord, to take Carmelite with you?

The Lord turned slightly pale, but did not deny the old goat. He has already made a decision.

- You said! He answered quietly.

The pontiff grabbed the hand of the Carmelite and squeezed.

Carmelite, from an oversupply of feelings, from the sight of the Lord, was suffocated in a sacred orgasm.

- Brothers and sisters! - the loud voice of a small and puny Jew, covered the square and the flock - The Sacred moment has come ... On your knees!

The whole area collapsed to its knees, only the stucco stock went.

- On the knee! - Christ hissed, Pope with the Carmelite and Vince.

They thumped on their knees.

Christ lifted up his hands - Abba the Father!

Carmelita, Vince and Dad are gone!

Gold disappeared under the sweaty little mice. All gold!

The flock is left!

- Brothers and sisters! - Christ cried - Our Father in heaven is merciful. He gives this mired in sins and debauchery world, another three and a half thousand years to repentance.Let us rejoice, brothers and sisters, and reward the Father to our heavenly glory

TOol glorious is our Lord in Zion - pulled Christ

Can not explain the language - picked up the flock

He is great in the heavens on the throne

In blades on the ground is great.

Everywhere, Lord, everywhere You are glorious,

In the night, in days the radiance is equal.

Tears streamed down Christ’s cheeks, and her lips whispered Goodbye Nibiru.

* 1 tr. y = 0, 0311 kg

Chapter 17. Finita!

Nibiru, including antigravitators, left the Earth at a speed equal to one hundredth of the speed of light, in a highly elongated elliptical orbit.

1727, 8 tons of gold in pigs, scattered along the banks of the Nile, dimly glittered in the rays of the rising sun.

Newly-minted neophytes walked along the shore, picked out the pigs from the sand and carried them in a heap on the ground in front of the Theo Palace.

Sam Tao, Ra-Meri and Barabbas, riding the dragon-fly and armed with tomahawks, chased the clones that had scattered across the planet.

Since it was impossible to distinguish a clone from an aborigine in appearance (Satan’s fun), the pursuers simply threw axes into the head with everyone they met, transverse!

The immortals, having washed themselves with blood, immediately came to life, as if nothing had happened.

The clones died, writhing in convulsions.

From the sight of the gushing blood and its smell, the eyes of Pharaoh, the priest and the brother were burning.

- Ulu-lu-lu-lu-lu! - yelled in warlike ecstasy Theo

- Ulu-lu-lu-lu-lu! - echoed Ra-Mary and Barabbas

Aton! - Teo yelled, cutting a skull to another clone - This is a sacrifice to you, Aton!

Dad, who tasted immortality and was disappointed, who managed to commit suicide once, drowning himself in the muddy waters of the Nile, first wrote a deportation statement after 3, 5 thousand years.

Vince enjoyed the carefree life of Nibiru!

Carmelite, who liked Tao and appointed Taduheloy, took a bath filled with milk from young donkeys.

Satan, turning a puny and hunchbacked Christ, stood by the opening in the wall of the temple and admired the sunrise, the hunt of Pharaoh and Nil.

...

Gosh climbed to his floor and went into the apartment.

Fryusha and Taduhela were waiting for him in the hallway.

- Well, damn it and a day! - Gosh threw the slippers, stepped to Fryusha and hugged

- I thought I’d never see you again

- This is ona! - Fryusha slightly pulled away from her husband and, taking Taduhela’s hand, pulled her to herself - As these quotas began to multiply (Fryusha confused words, sometimes), she dragged me into the hall.

Fryusha embraced Taduhela - Herods, tortured you there, raped, not fed - she sobbed, imagining how Herods did not feed Taduhel.

- Where are you supposed to take it? - Fryusha looked at her husband, smearing her fists with tears

Gosh shrugged - Now I do not know ...

- Do you have documents? - Fryusha stroked Taduhela's head

Taduhela, with a smile, looked at Gosha

- There is a passport - answered Gosh

- Tomorrow you will go and register it - Fryusha immediately calmed down - She will live with us.

The end!

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