New patient

- Doctor, doctor! Screamed Eve, scattering toilet articles along the way.

- What happened, my dear? - in astonishment, lifting his glasses from nose to eyes, asked Brülli.

- We received a new patient ... I think he is dangerous.

- So what? - calming down, the doctor asked, - we have enough aminazine and haloperidol. Insulin shock therapy will help him. And if not ... - said the professor, lifting a finger, - we have an electric shock.

A soft smile lit up his good-natured face, and his eyes focused on a nickel-plated drawer the size of a mini fridge with various handles and chopper switches. Going to the unit, he gently stroked his nickel-plated side and, taking in his hands a bunch of colored wires, tried on where to attach them.

“But, doctor, has he never been tested?” - rounding cute eyes, made a statement on Evangelina.

“It will have to come sometime,” Guy said in a voice that did not tolerate objection, “I am sure that in the county of HvorOST this should not happen ... And finally bring the patient.” We will make out.

Eva, turning around her axis, rushed to follow the instructions of her superiors.

“Sister,” said Brülli, negligent assistant, stopping in her zeal, “pick up your things.” It seems that those panties, comb, powder box, cigarettes, lighter, scarf, bra ... yours? - pointing with his finger on the aforesaid objects, the doctor finished his significant speech.

“Yes, mine,” my sister smiled and, jumping up and down, began to stretch the aforementioned items on her pretty ass and pretty breasts, managing not to take off her snow-white robe and stockings with sexy garters.

What made a man forget about his professional suitability for a while and admire the charms of the assistant. Shaking the rest of the items in their pockets, pockets and pinning up the phone and the whistle on the neck, the woman went to pick up the patient.

The patient was a puny man of indeterminate age in a straitjacket. His black eyes looked out from under the bushy brows at those around him.

- Good morning, Yura, - checking the papers, the head doctor of the hospital greeted him.

“It depends on which side to look at it,” the patient began his extended schizophrenic speech, “he is kind to you, you walked out of the house, twisting out of a warm bed from under the barrel of your beloved wife, despite the autumn and traffic jams. What do you know about traffic jams? - the patient suddenly asked and immediately answered, “the plugs were not made of wood a long time ago,” he continued, after a short silence, “they are made artificially. Why so? Because dear, that you do not know much. And I know everything! I am a messenger from another World. A world where the triumph of thought or love of science rules, and ...

- What is your name? - interrupted the patient patient doctor.

- Yura, - he answered

- And the name?

- But you don't need to know this! - evil said Yura. - And untie me, otherwise I will bite you all here!

***

It seems that a regiment arrived in the hospital of the Holy Evangelina? Now, Yuri, who took away the diogenic barrel, will not be bored. He will be able to observe with pleasure through the holes, ahead of time they drilled into the wall in the adjacent chamber, which contains a patient with a severe case of schizoid embolism, characterized by distortion of consciousness. It is better to correct such a person, and to place its separate parts of consciousness in Duriev bodies. Then they will find peace and peace. But doctors in the hospital are unlikely to own space research from the combined planets of the Magellan Clouds. And medical ethics will not allow them to seek advice from Yuri.

It is a pity ... Well, at least let them take the trouble to read the famous monograph of Robert Sheckley "The Four Elements" or the equally well-known study of Philip C Dick "Recall All"

At worst, you can get acquainted with the "Fight Club" by Chuck Polanek.True, there is a split consciousness, but the symptoms are quite similar ...

***

The roof is different and it can flow in any way.

“You know,” Eve said, entering the ward to Yuri, “we need a spindle.”

- Spindle? - Yuri did not understand and waved his hands, which were freed from the straitjacket, - and why do we need a spindle?

- To prick and put everyone to sleep. Remember in Sleeping Tsarevna?

“I remember, but in the same place only one individual was pricked — the princess, and everyone fell asleep for a hundred years, and then a handsome prince rode up and ...”

“Yes, I know what happened to the beautiful prince, you are my fool,” Eve gently rubbed the future lover’s cheek with her palm, “it happens only in fairy tales, but in reality you have to prick everyone.” And it is not discussed! I brought...

Then she took out a red bag with a frightening inscription: “Caution! Neuroleptic sr-va! She dialed a digital code known only to her and showed a hundred syringes filled with poisonous yellow liquid.

“There is amnazan,” the feathered woman winked conspiratorially.

- These are the most notorious spindles ?! - the schizik rejoiced, - it seems, not at me, but your roof has gone.

“Not at all,” Evangelina’s seditious thoughts convincingly refuted, “not the roof, but on the roof.” I want to make love on the roof ...

- With me? - looking around in search of competitors, he asked himself, who considered himself a stranger.

- With you, and with whom else ?! But for this we need to turn Forumland into a sleeping kingdom. Are you with me or against me?

- Of course with you! - quickly spilling the spindle into the pockets of the dressing gown, the future roof lover was delighted, - and give me some feathers to touch and stroke?

- Of course, ladies! And not only feathers, - the accomplice was delighted, - I will give, in short.

Then they gave a friendly kiss and went to turn Forumland into a dream kingdom. No one passed this cup. Even the Anfis triple alliance, not to mention Kings, doctors, orderlies, and nannies with cleaners. Soon the kingdom of Forumland could be safely renamed to Sleepy. And my heroes climbed onto the roof, and there Yuri affectionately stroked and felt Eva's little feathers, because she allowed him.

What happened next? I dont know. She gave him or did not give, my story is silent ...

Madhouse or what is the difference between VK and KV

- Do you know what is the difference between Amnazan and Aminazin? - asked winged woman Yuri.

- No, I do not know, for the first time I hear the trade name of the tranquilizer and the neuroleptic Aminazin, like Amnazan. And what is their difference?

- He is an inhibitor of KV.

“It’s right to say VK,“ In Contact, ”a stranger from Antares corrected Evangelina.

“Ah, you fool is mine,” Eva gently stroked the fool’s cheek and began to undress.

At first she uncoupled the wings, then the spout, soon shoes like bird's paws went into the course, and the tail did not take long to come.

- How do I look? - asked the virgin on the roof, dressed in all the things in which her mother gave birth.

“Nothing at all,” the madman answered, “but you didn’t answer what the difference was?

- KV - in common parish the Horse Pathogen. Amnazan after soporific action, acts exactly as HF.

Soon the hospital was announced the wild cries of passion, lust and lust.

- Ay, uy ...

- Still!

- Stronger, harder!

- Insert to the end!

- Scum! What are you doing? Yes, not there ... and now there ...

- Deeper ...

- Suck ...

- Lick ..

- On your knees, bitch ...

- Get up cancer and ass cry ...

- Mmmmmmhhhh, AAAAhhhh.

Everything was heard on the roof, but smells ... These smells filled Yuri and Eva's nostrils. The smell scented their essence Yin and Yang. His eyes rested on his eyes, his noses sucked in smells, and his lips moved as he uttered the words of Love.

- Are we gray? I like those vpendury?

- I want, oh I want! Vpendyur soon!

The moon rose above the city, illuminating its neighborhood with its semi-subway. The stars flickered like drops coming from a member or from the clitoris, trembling in contemplation of the upcoming coitus.

- So you inherent in me, or so and you will stand-admire? ...