- Right now, right now, wait a little ... the lock on my fly stuck ...

- Oh, you bastard! - Angelica burst out laughing, - the castle is more precious to him than love.

Squatting, she did not turn the heads of heads, tore out a piece of jeans, without damaging an important organ. Soon the newcomer from the stars was a goal, like a falcon and ... the soul rushed to heaven.

He stuck to her ... with all his strength - the power he was capable of. But their love screams on the roof drowned in the general otkhodnyake from Amnazana

- Oh, ah ...

- Come on!

- Softer, more tender!

- You'll tear it all there!

- Slut! Zhopku pokaziii. Ummmmm! Working hole ...

- Yes, pull it out already! Enough ...

- There is a kiss ...

- Do not bite!

- Get up from your knees, so ... so ... turn the cancer ...

- Open your mouth ... and take it ... take it, I say ...

- Ss-ss-ss-yu! How well something, eh! Ay! ah-i-yay

The idea was suggested by Vitali.

If you notice someone from the heroes like you, then he is you.

During the writing of the story, no animal was injured, the weather forecasts did not change, and who wanted to see someone, he did not depend on the publisher of this story.

May the Shvorts and the half-moon be with you. Let your dreams come true, and the enemies will lose the riser ... or they will become cold ... In a sense - a cold woman.

***

This is not the Alice

Yuri, quarreling with Eve about her feathers, which she forbade him to stroke, because it was tickling, he decided to visit the territory of the marshes. On which, on hearings, three maidens lived. One looks like a night, the other is like a day, and the third is like that - this and that, but scary as a shadow.

The journey did not last long, but very long. eroticspace.info Thrice Yuri was drowning, twice he nearly suffocated from the poisonous gas, but Providence saved him, or rather, the remaining arrows with amnazan. They gave him the will to win and were an antidote to methane. In addition, the aliens, releasing him in peace, gave him a ring with inexhaustible power Shvorts. True, in the hospital, no one believed in the tales of an alien from the Stars and in fact recognized the ring not even gold, but of painted aluminum with a piece of glass rather than a diamond Yu-kun-Kum.

But Yuri was nothing to care for, with him like a geese swamp water. He believed in his great destiny. He knew the stopitsot that it was in the swamp that there was a secret room, in which magic stones were hidden. So one of Anfis whispered in his ear when they disintegrated from the trinity. Then they were neighbors. And now the unfortunate lived in the swamp with their girlfriend the Baskervilles dog.

The night descended over the fabulous kingdom of Forumland, a moon resembling the right buttock of a young maiden rose above the county of HvorOST. My hero in crabbing crawled almost to the center of the swamp. He kept the righteous path to the glow of a burning fire. Near the fire sat a huge dog. Her wool, once shining in the night, was now faintly scattered like tufts of an old stump.

- What phosphorus has become expensive now? - began the welcoming speech traveler, going to the fire.

“These stupid people still don’t understand the dog’s tongue,” the lady from the Baskervilles kind of dog’s tongue said sadly. Then, from girl's caress, my wool began to glow again, as it was at the time of my youth ...

“So it’s not a phosphorus thing?” - the rooftop was amazed, - I understand the dog's tongue. The aliens provided me with a magic ring containing the mysterious power of Shvorts. But I do not know how to use it. Probably, this power gave me a peculiarity to understand the dog's language ... and where is Anfisa? - He asked the most important burning issue at the moment.

- They overhear and spy at the gates of the hospital. All fotkayut, record, store, catalog, - the dog replied, overjoyed that she found in Yuri pleasant companion in all respects.

Oh, these women! Even in the guise of a dog they just to chat.

But the newcomer was not up to chatter. He was very sorry that he had come a long way. And if this hour comes back, it will suddenly warm up with Anfis.

“What to do, what to do,” my hero wailed, sprinkling a dull head with cooled ash from the fire.

“I know, I will help,” said the Baskervilles dog, “I will take you to the rabbit hole, I will show you the way to the kingdom of gnomes and winged fairies.”

- And what, it will cost me nothing at all? - the traveler in the swamps was amazed.

- Well, of course, ooo! - crookedly barked a new girlfriend of the rooftop, - a little ring, - holding out her paw, as if to make a deal, - she finished, - is it a freeloader! You have to pay for everything!

Yuri, twisting a crooked face on his face, took off the little ring and held it out to the dog. As soon as she touched the painted luminous with her paw, the ring glittered with gold glitter, the stone from the glass turned into a diamond diamond Yu-kun-Kum, and the dog again became a beautiful girl named Sabrina, completely naked to the same. After sharing with her a little bit of clothes, Yuri took her now delicate handle into his rough hand, and they set off on a journey to the center of the swamp, hand in hand to the rabbit hole ...

— 2-

The dawn was approaching, but the burrows are not there. But as soon as the first ray of the sun dabbled over the marshes, a huge rotten stump appeared before the seekers, in the depths of which a rabbit hole hid.

“Something is blackening there,” Yura said, thrusting his head into the hole.

“And in my opinion, she's white,” said Sabrina, pressing her gentle cheek against the man’s rough cheek.

The place was not enough. Suddenly, the burrow has dramatically expanded like an orgasmic hole in the woman's priest during an annilingus, and the travelers fell into it.

They flew down, spinning in various poses, shouting and wailing that they would break. How long they were short fell into the underworld, as I called her in a quick temper an alien from the Stars, I do not know. Finally, they smoothly descended into a room with many doors.

In the middle of the room was a glass table. But there were no magic stones on it. There was a bottle of vodka "Parliamentarian" on it, there was a key and a piece of bacon, probably as a snack.

After shoving off drinks and snacks in their pockets, friends set off in search of a way out. There were many doors in the curved room, but they were all locked, probably outside. Except for one, but very small - very tiny. The door was slightly ajar. Poking their heads there one by one, the friends saw behind her a beautiful magical country.

The midday sun was shining brightly there, flowers shone and some winged creatures that flew between them. Wonderful and wonderful trees and shrubs attracted to plunge into them, sit under their canopy and relax. Grievely distressed, Yura took out a bottle from wide legs and thoroughly attached himself to it. Zanyuhav sleeve and biting off a little bit of fat, regretting the lack of bread, he gave the drink to a girlfriend. Sabrina took three small feminine sips, quickly ate lard and ... They began to decline rapidly. As soon as their growth reached a size that they could pass through a small door, the process was reversed - they began to grow rapidly and became large again. In addition, the door spontaneously slammed shut.

- Here is a pancake, here is a pancake! - the former owner of the magic ring was cursing, - so we don’t have enough vodka, quickly rush into this country.

“Calm down, dear,” the present owner of the ring smiled sweetly, she considered herself named, once she was given a ring and had the right to make such sweet words, “we shouldn’t have a snack.” Vodka is a diminutive potion, and fat is a magnifier. Here look...

Sabrina made three sips appropriate to the occasion and began to diminish rapidly. More precisely, only her body decreased, but the clothes and the bottle remained the same. Having picked up a bottle from the weakening handles, her friend, ally and future lover repeated her feat. ... Read more →