Snow White was not an evil sorceress, but she knew how to bewitch a little dork. Pre sprinkling your hair with Amunzan (the split means of drowsiness unlike Aminazin does not lead to drowsiness, but acts like Viagra or known in narrow circles as KV - not to be confused with VK!), Having a sweetish aftertaste and aphrodisiac flavor. Kunochka Snow White smelled wolf berry - a favorite delicacy of the werewolf, and the taste was reminiscent of buckwheat honey. Also known means for attracting wolves and bears to copulation.

The wolf was not bored and had a natural smell, attractive to human women. (Only in fairy tales. Approx. Author). Therefore, they played in polizushki, forgetting about the rest. What did the others do?

The others did not see how a feathered woman slowly descended from the sky (from where the sky was fucked into the dungeon?). She did not need to fall into the rabbit hole. After all, she had wings. And she did not need to drink vodka to reduce it, but to eat lard to increase it. She smoothly waved her wings, slowly dropping down on a flower glade, where her cheater with the Red Cap were crashing, and Gray Wolf and Snowball, besides them, were also a couple of lesbushek. One horned, and the second former dog Baskervilles.

“Well, I’ll give you a place right now,” Evangelina cried in her mind. Then she took out a bow made from a sprig of sakura and a rubber band pulled out of unfit panty and began to shoot arrows (spindles filled with aminazine) in front of him.

Soon the strawberry glade was littered with the unfeeling bodies of unlucky lovers.

“First I will unsubscribe the Red Cap,” Angel of Vengeance said out loud, taking a whip of seven tails, “and then a traitor-traitor.” The rest will get too!

Having picked up an orphaned bottle of vodka, the woman took two sips appropriate for the occasion and ... began to decrease in size.

- Ay, ui! - shouted Eve - I do not want! Stop it!

But witchcraft was adamant. Soon the avenger became a little less than the height of the notorious rabbit ...

— 5-

- We lose it !!! - the nurse screamed wildly - voters will not vote for you Brülli if we start losing patients. Do something!

- I will, I will definitely do it! - predatory rubbing his palms one over the other, the doctor said, and going up to the patient who stood on the bridge, he froze in it, - the patient is more alive than dead, - he gave an indisputable maxim, - but he fell into a state of catatonia. Nontraditional treatment is required.

- What is it like? - Angelica asked, - what do you mean by kata ... kaka ... tonic ... or what about her? And what under unconventional?

“It's easier than unpaired turnip,” replied the dock, “the catatonia that I adore Eve,” is the temporary hardening of the whole body and brain. It is not treated by traditional methods, but to speed up the healing process, I propose ... - then the prokhvorsor buried his finger in the overcast sky, located above the roof of the yellow house, where these events took place, - electro-therapy. Sooooooodklyuchit unit! - he howled like a train from Moshkov.

Eva, throwing everything, even knitting diapers for one negligent patient, rushed to the unit. Quickly inserting the wires into the places intended for them (all the sockets differed in shape and color - you won’t mix it up), then she plugged the plug into the socket and substituted rubberized suction cups, one to the patient’s head, where the brain supposedly was was his heart.

- Discharge! - the doctor gave the order.

Eva stepped on her right pedal to the discharge pedal ...

The patient jerked and straightened, but his heart, his poor heart did not beat, and the brain did not emit a wave of reason ...

- How many volts did you file? - Professor asked in doubt.

“Three hundred and thirty-three thousand and three tenths,” the sister answered quickly.

“Give me a million,” the doctor ordered triumphantly.

- And he will not turn into ashes? - the feathered maiden began to doubt

“We will dispel the wind,” Brülli said in a voice that did not have objections, “and you cannot spoil the porridge with butter (c).”

***

- Rrrrrazryadddt !!! - a loud roar shook the neighborhood.

The light went out throughout Forumland, not just in the county of HvorOST. But the heart of a man named Yuri began to beat, and his brain began to emit mental waves.

- Where I am? - shoving from his sister with suckers asked who returned from that Light.

- Houses! - happily embracing the roof-top and throwing a lonely tear, Eve said.

“Where are Cap, Maleficent, Sabrina and the rest?” - surprised looking at the house - a dear house was asked by an alien from the Stars, - where is my magic ring with a diamond? - wildly rotating eye whites inquired wildly mad, - you stole it! Return Yu Kun Kum, or I'm not responsible for myself!

***

“I should have given him two million volts,” said Doc, making a pen saying goodbye to Eve and the minted roof mat.

Yuri and Eva went to the notorious stump, which hid the entrance to the notorious rabbit hole, which led to the notorious fairy-tale forest, where good Gray Wolves walked around with Red Hats, and Maleficent was not going to put to sleep the whole kingdom for a hundred years, to give a beautiful spindle princess a shot. ..

Now the silent Baskervilles dog with non-luminous hair in nights, kindly agreed to accompany a couple of madmen to the rabbit hole, hidden under the canopy of a rotten stump ...

***

- Well, what can you say? - I put a dull head in the hole leading to the fairy-tale forest, asked Yura, - do you see something whitening there?

“And for me, something is getting black,” reported Evangelina, taking the place of the forward-looking downer.

- What do you say Sabrina? - questioned schizo a dumb dog breed

“Woof, woof, woof,” progavala mournfully and extended her paw, which lacked a ring with Shvorts power and a diamond Yu kun Kum.

- Lost, bitch! - Yury got angry.

“You yourself, bitch,” Sabrina replied, turning into a beautiful naked woman.

- Ap-pa! - Eva screamed, - I understand her too and see how she turned into a woman! So, you did not lie ?!

***

“Groundhog Day, drinking,” Sabrina said and jumped into the hole, only her pink heels sparkled.

- Well, what are we diving? - Eva asked the roof

- We dive! - agreed the lionfish and dived into the abyss, spreading beautiful feathered wings ...

— 6-

Having descended into the rabbit hole, Eva was spotted by Yuri and Sabrina, with their heads tucked up, waiting for her to descend to the ground.

“Good for you, an immature lionfish,” Sabrina snapped, “and I beat off my entire ass when I fell.”

“And I, it seems, bruised my head,” said Yura, rubbing his bruised head, “I don’t see something fat.” There is plenty of vodka, - taking in a hand a liter unreleased bottle of Stolichny and putting it to the bruised nape, he continued.

“Give her here,” taking the bottle from the only man with a bruised head, “asked Evangelina.”

Quickly unscrewing the cork, she took two beautiful sips and began to shrink. This time the bottle was twice the size of the past. The little girl could not keep her in the weakening hands, you slipped out of her hands and squeezed on the hard floor smashed to smithereens.

“How awkward you are!” - Angry flapping eyelashes, said Sabrina.

- So hello ?! Nifigase, did not understand, and here I am? - Nyche did not understand Yura, what he was accused of.

“You should have picked her up while I was diminishing,” explained the dove-sized lionfish strolling back and forth across the fast-drying floor.

- Maybe try to lick right off the floor? - Scratching the bruised place on the head, gave a clever idea to the roof.

“Good thoughts came to you afterwards,” Sabrina said, lick me there, maybe this will help you? - pointing to this TAM, the beautiful woman grinned, - everything has long ago evaporated.

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