- And you guess! - laughed Vintik, - you guess correctly and can do with a woman what your darling wishes. Wrong guess, the man will take any of your women and credited her crustaceans. How is this situation?

- Ha! - hacked one of the women of Yuri, - it was Sabrina, - in any case I am ready to surrender to the man even with crustaceans, even standing, even lying, even riding him.

Evangelina was silently silent, however, having narrowed her right eye, she ran her tongue over her lips, as if showing participation in the girlfriend's desires.

- Well, so you will stand, zyrit? Make your choice, - Shpuntik grinned.

Suddenly, Yuri's hurt head was visited by clever thoughts. He immediately spoke.

“Judging by your names, a cog is something that is inserted somewhere,” as if to confirm what was said, he touched the front of the shorts presented to him where the object for insertion was located, “and the tongue is likely to be what they are inserted into,” having said this, he took a step towards Sputnik, and pressing the palm of his left hand to her bum, he grasped the front of the woman with his right.

- Can I call you Washer? And even better Shaybochkoy? - Stroking that front and back and gently kissing her new girlfriend on the cheek and neck, asked her future lover.

- Imagine if you jumped at the penis, it looked ridiculous! - burst out laughing Dunno.

“Take off your hat,” Eve said, to the idiot in a hefty yellow hat with a tassel shifted to the back of her head.

- Why is this? - I did not understand the patched boy, but fulfilled the order.

- We need to retire, and your huge hat greatly hinders this.

Having added a new girlfriend for the shoulders, Dunno led her into his penates for a closer acquaintance.

What can not be said about Yuri and Shayobochka (as she asked herself to be called), they gently and tenderly undressed each other right in the clearing of the meeting for the fun of the public. Borat, having ceased to waste time in vain, seeing this debauchery of his friends, ceased to consider himself red and shoving fucking morality and morality far away, podgreb with an indiscreet sentence to the flushed Knopochka. The baby was breathing heavily, looking at the obscenity arranged by Yuri and Shayochkoy. She wanted to be in her place, not necessarily with Yuri, it is possible with another. The other was just heading toward her. He was like Buratino, who became a man.

- Call me Borat - bowed former wooden man.

- Call me Pimpochka, - Zaplochka said, foxingly.

- Can you touch your pimp? - gently touching and gently stroking the chest Buttons, pleasantly protruding from the sarafan.

- Oh, you mischievous! - more than ever, the little one blushed, - first she touched, and then asked!

Pimpochka, who could no longer cope with herself, stretched out her hand to the front of Borat and grasped that one clearly not a pimpochka, and this quickly hardening and hot ironing and kneading began.

The boy's eyes rolled up, he immediately fell into the arms of his new girlfriend and, throwing that one on the grass-ants, began to help her and herself to undress ...

— 8-

Saying goodbye to the hospitable people, four friends set off on a long journey to new erotic adventures.

“Strange,” Yury said thoughtfully, “why did we become small, but not large, that is, normal growth?”

“It’s probably because we have to make love between ourselves?” - suggested Borat.

“A mistake came out,” Sabrina laughed loudly, “while you received all the babies that came your way, Yurochka and Yevochka with boredom played a triple out of boredom.

- What is it like? - did not understand the former wooden man, - what is a threesome?

- Do you think that not all brains are numb? - Eve got out.However, having looked at the bored young man with the former wooden brains, he took pity on him and explained, - we made love to three of us.

And she began to vividly describe how it happened on the fingers. A variety of triangle poses from human bodies emerged.

“While he was licking and licking from me,” a lady from the Baskerville family gave more substantial explanations, “the lionfish was sucking and sucking from him.”

- What are you doing at this time? - nevertheless did not understand the wooden eagle.

- Hard to guess right? - Evangelina was again turned off, - she made me a kuni. And, it must be admitted, better than you, men.

- Yes, enough for you to find out who and what, who, - was shy of such girlish revelations of the roof, a fact, and not the effect, is important. We still did not become big.

- Ha! - hacked, probably nevertheless wooden wood - so you shouldn’t suck and lick, but get stuck.

- Debil, yes? - having made an appropriate face, Sabrina asked not debil, - we were doing it in this way, and like that, and crustaceans, and cockerel, and like finches, like crocodiles, but zero efficiency! - pronouncing this, the little one folded her malipuska pilchik into zero and several times pierced this zero with the index finger of the other hand, - is that clear?

“I see,” by hanging the Malipusen head down, the former Pinocchio realized, “Slu-oo-oo-oo-oo-seo!” - He cheered up, but I did not fuck you. Maybe that's the point?

“Come on, fuck,” Sabrina said and fell backwards in the middle of the road, lifting her skirts and legs.

- Why is it you? - the feathery babe got jealous, - maybe he wants me more.

- Vashta me somehow equally, - not expecting that it will begin to tear apart, said the baby.

- So you pooooooorovnu? !! - specifically pissed off Eve.

“Hear,” feeling that the furious fury is attacking the guy and trying to scratch his eyes, “let's throw the coin,” said Yuri.

“And let's,” Eve calmed down, “but where can I get a coin?”

“Throw down a button,” Borat invented a button from the jacket given to him by Sine-eyes.

But friends did not have to cast lots. A boy and a girl of the same height as the four friends came out from around the bend.

“Greetings to you, travelers,” said the boy, dressed in tatters. Behind him, from time to time, translucent wings, like those of a dragonfly, glittered, and with form, like those of butterflies.

His beautiful companion was wingless, but pleased with the pretty design in all places. Especially little face.

“Barbie looks like,” suddenly, instead of a greeting, the rooftop said, “and her boyfriend is Ken ...”

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Part 2

Fairy pryntsy also do not cocoa.

- Debil. Yes? - the ex-Baskerville dog grinned, - it's Thumbelina and the Fairy Prince.

“Nice to meet you,” Thumbelina quipped.

The prince, in his turn, made a slight bow with his pretty little head and fluttered three times with his wings.

- He have a cha that dumb? - Puzzled lionfish, referring to the pretty woman, like Barbie.

Thumbelina, turning her chestnut toward the prince, deftly led her eyebrows and pretty nose, as if asking him to say a word

“What are you, what are you,” the boy scattered about with legs and legs, “I can speak.” Nice to meet you. Would you, gracious sovereigns and lovely madam, please visit my humble abode?

“We deign, but huhlezh,” answered Borat for everyone.

The simple guy, brought up in the best traditions of the streets and forests, couldn’t put up with any ekvyovki and especially etiquette. To his freedom-loving nature, he rejected it. He would love to again lie on the petals of roses with blue-eyed or Ponochka. There is no need to pour sweet speeches, such as: “Let me kiss your pen, incomparable Thumbelina”. The former wooden man loved to be straightforward. And when he dragged Ponochka on a sheet, he said straight to her: “Hey, will I fuck you?”, Regardless of the grasshopper who tried to observe the morality of the little girl, promising to break a pair of three limbs or break the stings Read more →