- What kind of manners? Fi, - Evangelina boosted, - Boratinchik, behave yourself.

“Well, excuse me, we are not trained in secular manners in our Italians,” said the shirt guy.

- Are there any roofs in your estates? - suddenly asked Prince Yuri.

- Roofs? - the beautiful prince raised his beautiful eyebrows in amazement, - there is, probably. And why do you need them?

“I have a dream,” lifting his eyes to the sky (which should not be underground) said the rooftops, “to make love with Thumbelina on the roof.”

“That's right,” the Fairy Prince has frowned his beautiful eyebrows, “but you didn’t think, dear sir, that Mrs. Thumbelina would be against such your, possibly offensive, desire for her?

- Why is it against? - Thumbelina tapped her elegant leg, - I am very much for it. I will gladly give myself to him on the roof! - saying such pleasant words for Yuri, she went over to his side and clutching at a new, future lover, began to whisper something passionately in his ear.

- Can not be!! - shouted krynait, - yes, you go ... you're lying, come on?

“Ask yourself,” the girl said out loud and, frowning, angrily glanced at her man.

- Traitor, cheater! - evil pronouncing, loudly flapped the wings of the spouse.

- Ha! - Hacked cheater, - how can I change the one who never fucked me, well, how?

“Ah, dear, prince,” Eve said, coming up and embracing the dear prince, didn't you know about the perfidy and perfidy of women? They are such in life. When they see richer or prettier, they immediately fall back and put their legs in front of him, without thinking at all that her faithful at that time revel in combustible tears and bitter vodka ...

Saying this, the lionfish slipped its delicate hand into the prince’s midsection and tried to grab it in a trembling little thing. But she didn’t find any features or peas surrounding her.

Yuri felt sorry for the boy. Was he a boy?

- Eve, let him go, you will not find anything there. Forgive us, Fairy Prince, we did not know your secret.

“What secret?” - bouncing off the prince by two steps, the Evangelina turned up, - are you a woman, is it? So it is not for me. I'm not a bishka. Che did not immediately say, bitch?

“I regret that I didn’t live up to your hopes, beautiful Evangelina,” the prince threw his wings in a regret, his head hung low, but I was neither a girl nor a boy. I am a sexless creature. Because I have been granted eternal life. These are the rules. Otherwise, multiplying and not dying, we would have filled the entire universe.

- But you have a butt? - silent before, Sabrina asked the unfortunate.

- There is, and what? - did not understand the prince.

- But is there a hole there? Let our boys will kill you, they will nail you, what do you say?

“I’ll say that there’s no hole in my bottom,” he saddened even more, the prince once slammed his wings.

- And how do you feel about oral sex? - suddenly Borat guessed, - do you get pleasure from it?

- Fuuuu, - fuknu krychnit, are you gay or what? I will not turn to you anymore! And don't stand behind me.

“Yes, I'm not gay,” said the former wooden man, “just wanted to sacrifice himself to help the unfortunate.”

“Ah, well then, okay,” Yura calmed down, “but I am not ready to sacrifice myself, since you agree ... Well, what do you suck at Borat?” - He turned to the fairy-tale prince.

- Not! - the prince grimaced and did not even flap his wings. I hate this. I even Coyney Thumbelina do a whole year getting used to, and she even demanded ...

- Honey, well, do not need intimate details, - flushed, Thumbelina interrupted him.

- Hold on! - clever thought visited the head of Sabrina, - and how are you writing and cocoa? After all, you eat and drink. Where does all this go?

“No,” the boy smiled, “and neither eat nor drink.” I eat the sun, and I drink a fresh wind, - dreamily lifting my head to the sky (which should not be here, however, the Sun too), admitted the Fairy Prince.

- Fuck! - said Borat

“Magic,” Eve said.

“But he can't eat,” Sabrina regretted.

“Let's go vooooon there,” Thumbelina asked Yuri, pointing to the clearing that was hidden away from people's eyes.

- Is there a roof there? - asked the roof.

- There is no roof, but nobody will see us from there ...

“A cheater,” once again, but her husband did not so confidently repeat.

But the young people no longer listened to him, and holding hands, they disappeared from the indecent looks. Glade was covered with pretty moss, soft as feather bed. In addition, warm and dry. Quickly stripping Thumbelina and taking off his clothes, the boy put his new girlfriend on the moss and began to kiss her all over from head to toe, marveling at the floral taste of her skin. Reaching the paradise mohnatky corner, he was struck by the honeyed taste of her sour. eroticspace Having put it in plenty, Yura threw her legs on his shoulders and tried to insert his pod (you should not forget that the little men were of small size, barely bigger than a matchbox), but he didn’t work. Some kind of barrier prevented him.

- What else are you tselochka? - he softly whispered to his malipuska in his ear.

“Of course,” replied the baby, “she was saving herself for you, love.” Break her soon! Once the prince was not able to do this.

This sweet lie didn’t warp your loved one. He happily tore up what should have been broken long ago, and they made love. Birds happily chirped, frogs were staring in the distance, grasshoppers and dragonflies zastrokali. Love, I tell you, brings joy to everyone, not just two ... in a fairyland.

When they enjoyed their young bodies, they were heard the cries of pain and despair. Quickly dressed lovers ran back, where they left their friends and girlfriends.

In the clearing they appeared a terrifying sight. The prince completely naked rolled and rolled, screaming in pain, and his beautiful dragonfly wings lay to the side. But where they were attached earlier on the back, there was no blood. The blood was on the ass and boy's apron.

- What happened here? - in horror asked the roof.

“All the same, I gave it to him for a schca,” admitted Borat, bowing his head, “his wings fell away at once, and then he began to tear his ass and something to grow ahead of him.”

“Magic,” Eve stated, “now he is not immortal and feels pain.”

“And now he can go to sleep,” Sabrina said, pointing to the inter-breeds of the quieter and sleeping prince.

- And eat, and drink, and write, and cocoa in a human, too, can? - asked Thumbelina.

“I think so,” Eve said confidently, “I’ll oversleep and find out.”

- So he spiiiiit! - I was delighted, now stopitsot, princess, - for the first time in three hundred years. Well, let it just wake up! I'll arrange his wedding night.

Magic, damn it! They staged such an orgy there that it didn’t seem to heaven much. However, from where the heavens in the rabbit hole?

Chicks and rozovushki

This chapter is not recommended for those who are an ardent opponent of homo, bishstva, to read! And then I suspect you in latency)))

Night descended over the fabulous forest. Malipusku time to sleep. I would wish them a pleasant sleep, but ... they wandered off into pairs. And a little inconsistent with their sexual orientation. Well, judge for yourself. Why would Boratinka equip the Fairytale Prince by the waist and take him into the bushes away from human eyes? Thumbelina, having excused herself on her humanized wife-in-law, retired with a lionfish under spicy-smelling flowers with large red berries like strawberries

- Eva, Evonka, Evushka ... - Thumbelina's hissing whisper was heard.

- What are they doing there? - Sabrina marveled, pressing her crotch to her lips and tongue

“Mind ... respect ... mind,” muttered Yura with his mouth busy.

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