The lonely young lady found there, waving her hands, refused to answer the questions.

“You can torture me, but I won't tell you why I'm here!” - she made a statement.

- If you hold her, I will deprive her of her virginity, who knows, maybe - this will serve as a revelation for her, Kostya said for no reason.

- No no! only not this! - cried the girl, I say! I am waiting for a ship with scarlet sails. There is my prince and only him I can give the most expensive that I have!

“Well, you and the dumb girl,” Kostya laughed. “It was a joke!”

“I’ll ever get him fresh, for his idiotic jokes,” Assol, Nastya, soothingly stroked, “maybe ... having whispered something, in the ear of a virgin, asked the Elfmaid.

- No, you are the Princess! I have a normal orientation! In extreme cases, I am ready to share the bed with your man, but not this! Gray, I think, will forgive me a petty leftist, but that! However, we will discuss it later, when we step on the deck ...

In the distance, a pink dot seemed to wake up nostalgic memories: “2000 meters, 2000 meters, two thousand meters!” It was Vasya Lanovoy.

“Take me,” Nastya said, with an uterine breath.

- I am yours ... - Sweetly, winking, Natasha was determined.

- Girls, girls! In queue! - rejoiced Assol.

- My princess! Pushing a shoal aside, the Elfmaids and Snow Maidens told Gray ...

- Honey, - turning the face of your dreams 90 degrees in the direction of your brown eye, strictly dotted the e, Stasya, - It seems to us it's time to go to the bedroom?

- Yes, yes - the captain proclaimed in strong thoughtfulness, - and you, friends, welcome aboard! Where are you going ...

- Then, then! - pulling into the unknown, interrupted the twist ... fie Vertinskaya.

Their way was not long and not full of dangers. Love brightened up the journey. Periodically changing the ladies, friends just a little damn not lured to make love to each other. Glory to Neptune, Kostya was heterosexual and rejected Gray's encroachments. What can't you say about the latter? The author is predisposed to monogamy, but his characters, unfortunately, categorically deny the natural reality. Therefore, Assol and Nastya, so far, no one sees ..., but this is their own business and will not be distributed in detail. And the journey continued ...

- Land!!! - shouted forward.

- Land!!! - shouted Kostik, Nastya, Natasha, Gray and Assol.

On the shore, friends said goodbye, wished New Year to each other and blurred about their business.

“Now, only a miracle will help us to reunite Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden,” said Konstantin, checking the compass.

- And this can not help us? - Releasing steel claws from the appropriate places, the Elfmair asked.

- And can you freeze the goat and kick with all the dope, what would you have scattered into a million fragments? - asked Natasha.

“I don’t think it will help,” the goat said with a heavy sob, “what other revelations will there be?”

- Any troubles? - asked the white-bearded old man, who came out of the horizon.

“We have a distance of three thousand seven hundred kilometers,” Kostya explained, “and who are you and ...”

- Hottabych, me! Gassan Abdurrahman ibn Hottabych. What are the wishes? Oh, my masters.

“We want to be in the place where Grandfather Frost is located,” said Kostya ibn Ivanovich.

“There are no problems,” the old man pulled a hair out of his beard and uttered a magic spell: “Akhalay, makhalay, Einstein Birnstein, bor, mor, echba, world peace.”

And the friends turned out to be in a hospital outhouse, of the very building where the simulator was located. Having done their work, the trio went through the ward.

- Natusik, pampusik! You have returned to your native land! Boryusik screamed, dressed in all red with white rims.

- Yes Dear! We have great things to do! Children are waiting ...

“They'll wait,” interrupted the spouse, grandfather.

- What about ...

- No!

- Or maybe ...

- Can not! Well, your mother, the heaps of you in the swing, all out! - cried the old-hearty.

Covering the door behind them, Nastya and Kostya were taken aback, asked each other a question:

- What is he?

But soon, having heard ahs, sighs, sobs and oics, they conceded the problem.

- Are we gray? - tearing off the clothes all without fasteners from the future queen, the youth was determined.

- So people go! - pushing away, trembling, like a samovar, in love with herself, Nastya was amazed.

- Where are these people? One hell on a platter, - tearing off with a whistle panties with his lover, life-affirming Constantine.

- Well then fine! Happy New Year? - clutching at what is not taught in school, Nastya asked.

- Cncncncccccccccccccccccccccce - the hospital corridors Constantine irrigated with loudness and bias. And the soul flew to heaven ...

An hour later, the door of the chamber opened, and Boriska, who had fallen out of there, made a statement:

- Well, you damn, give!

- And do it yourself! Itself! And then I did not hear how Nastya meowed, and you croaked! - the Elf has burst out laughing.

- Well, so what? Is my mission over or not? - asked the naked and zandzinovannaya goldfish, which entered with the noise and crash in the hospital chambers.

- Of course it's over! Would you, sir, be so kind, send off the old year with us and meet the new one? And in 5 minutes of the first, we will send you home?

- From what! With great pleasure!

The hospital chambers in the blink of an instant, were transformed into a huge hall with tables in circles, filled with dishes. In the middle, Boryusik sat solemnly with Nataha, and at the edges all the heroes who met and did not have time to meet on the way of travelers on fairy tales. I was not there. I didn’t put Mowgli’s fingals on the second time, didn’t kick Tabaka’s ass, didn’t break off Buratino’s nose, didn’t pull his hat up to Dunno’s neck. I almost ate Thumbelina, and did not do a lot of things.

And what a New Year without fun?

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Comments for neznaka

“The Adventures of Buratino”, “Dunno on the Moon”

Sensational films: “The Matrix”, “Naked Gun” and many others left an indelible mark on my work)))))))))

“Jumping three meters six around”

Wrecked snake jumps three meters six on the sides "

“- Who sent you! Speak! Or will shreds of red wool fly around the back streets !? ”

From a science fiction film and a famous Russian fairy tale))))))))

“- Call me Neo! - said Konstantin, taking a katana from behind his broad shoulders, - and no matter how, I will cut you into pieces, as agent Smith. "

From the film The Matrix, a bit changed)))))))

" - We've come with peace! - said Kostya "from a fantastic horror film. The phrase was: "I came with the World"

“- We are so glad to you! So excited! - Malvina started singing. "

Maybe someone will guess where?))))))))))))

"- I have a couple of lemons to Syropchik and Dunno ..."

Dunno on the Moon.

“Heptalions of heptalians are thirsting for him, like pepper peppercorns!”

Heptalion is a very large number. A trillion is followed by quadrillion, pentalion, and then heptalion, and then sextillion, octalion, nanollion and decalion. Then I do not zayu)))))))))

Yandex - there is everything! Not for publicity!

"An Mas" My favorite science fiction film with Schwarzenegger in the main role: "Remember All"

Oh, how embarrassing I am! About Marshak forgot! Samuel Yakovlich!

"... the owner of factories, pipes, steamboats."

By the way ... "Fazenda El Shuge" literally translated from the aglitsky, as the Real Estate Agency Syropchik.