- Stop it! - the Snow Maiden yelled, - or I'll arrange it for you!

- Ha-ha-ha, - walnuts whistled and with all the dope hit Natasha's nose.

“Well, show me,” Baron Orange smiled sweetly, and poured poison from his skin into Ice Girl's right nostril.

- Sneezing loudly, Natasha at the limit of hearing made a frosty sound equivalent to five hundred kilograms of TNT:

- In-mi-and-and-and-and-and-and-AAAAAAh !!!

In the district of 500 meters everything was instantly covered with hoarfrost. There was a deathly silence. The warlike vegetables remaining in the minority, having freed the captives, hastily retreated, lavishing between the icy comrades.

- Well?!! “Natasha, thawed Prince Lemon, asked angrily, emeralding her eyes, can she turn your entire valley into a freezer?” You just ask! I am happy !!!

- Mercy, mercy! Have mercy on the Snow Maiden! Did not recognize! To blame! - the prince rode into servility from right to left.

“Okay,” with a wave of her hand, the Snow Maiden, defrosted a part of the valley ...

Attitude to my heroes instantly changed. Vegetables, fruits, root vegetables, were happy to sacrifice their lives, in the name of a universal idea.

- Please eat me! - Zalamyvaya hands, exclaimed Countess Cherry.

- Fire me! - exclaimed, once hostile potato.

- Ah! My juice perfectly quenches thirst, the baron offered himself flirtatiously turning his backwards.

“What animals are we?” Kostik began his lengthy speech - we are expensive vegetables, fruits, berries and roots, meat-eaters! But sometimes, dying of hunger, ready to become despicable vegetarians. But this is only in extreme cases. And so, we, only meat, meat and meat! And if we knew in advance that we were in the country of reasonable vegetables, would we dare to cannibalism! Yes! I’m not afraid of this particular word, - pathetically proclaiming his fiery speech, the dolt of the king of heaven, added, - Peace be with you, O people!

The touched Prince Lemon filled a whole glass of fragrant refreshing juice into a bowler set by travelers. Cherry, plum and grapes did not fail to be noted in the same place. Quince and bananas, along with coconuts, pears, apples, raspberries and other fruit and berry residents added refined taste. Having tasted the divine nectar, my heroes went on a further journey. What awaits them there? It is known only to the author, that is to me! And you, my dear readers and readers, be sure! 2010 will come! 2012 too! And no catastrophes! Because Kostik, with full seriousness, took up this business!

- And there is still, I want! - Kostya declared, when the valley of reasonable vegetables was lost from sight.

- Yeah! Next time I will be extremely careful, ”Nastya grinned,“ before I eat, I will ask permission. ”

“A deer passed here,” suddenly stopping, reporting to the lad.

His pointing finger drew attention to the fresh litter.

- How did you know that this is a deer? - Nastya shook.

“By smell,” stated Konstantin briefly.

- Fi, how rude! - otchebuchila spurn.

- A friend, maybe you will build to the World that Snow Maidens do not poop or write? - Princess Elf laughed.

- I have a puffy stomach from this juice! - The ice maiden has become angry, - I now, you, will tamper the air so that the gas attack will seem like a paradise! - and without a transition - I want meat!

- ABOUT! We seem to have a man ?! This getter. He will not leave his girls to die of starvation? - Affectionately stroking the bulging steeling claws the shoulder of the chosen, through the teeth, the future queen angrily pronounced.

Knowing well the wayward character of his mistress, the guy immediately changed the cage in the colts and disappeared in a direction known only to him. Coming into the clearing, he presented a picture of three great animals. These were: donkey, goat and toed teddy bear.

- Greetings, O stranger! - Immediately said hello Donkey.

- Who is that? And what will you be? - asked Goat.

- Where are you going, my dear? - did not keep silent Mishka.

Explaining who, where and why, Konstantin said that he was looking for a deer, judging by the litter, wandering somewhere nearby.

- Are there any animals in your forest, or are they speaking?

- No cut! - the Goat chuckled, only we and the squirrel, which hugs not simple, but golden nuts.

- By the way, the litter is not deer, but mine, - having clarified the situation, Donkey, who was grinning with a jerk, sneered, - and there were no reindeer here.

Bowing with his friends, Konstantin went further in hopes of finding unreasonable food. Collecting silent soup mushrooms and dumb berries for dessert on the way, the breadwinner didn’t run into Ivan Durachk. There was no doubt that he was the one.

A hairstyle created with a pot and probably blunt scissors, like a smile on the big man's face. The blue and potato grasses complemented the stupidity of the chubby band ensemble. The twisted thick lips, like those of Angelina Jolie or Pamela Anderson Lee, to some extent emphasized the passion of the nature of their owner. Bull neck, wide shoulders, sledgehammer-like fists and a prominent belly, talking about the strong love of men for low-alcohol drinks, added a certain charm to their owner, but diminished the mind, faintly glowing in huge eyes.

After exchanging greetings, and sharing knowledge of where they were going, Konstantin inquired, glancing at the half-empty quiver, the bow and the hunter's shoulder bag, whether luck smiled to him.

“Three ducks and two hares shot,” Ivanushka said, stupidly smiling.

- What do you think, is it enough for us to dine for four together with my mushrooms? And we will help you in your difficult research. I'm afraid if I return to my sweethearts without meat, they scamper me first, and then freeze me.

- There will be more! - Ivan smiled, - where are you so bloodthirsty nadybal?

“Fate plays with a man, and a man plays the trumpet,” said Konstantin thoughtfully.

- Yes! It is good to be smart, following a new friend, the big guy was upset, but God did not give me a mind ...

- Is it worth worrying? - consoling the bumpkin, Kostya explained, - but he gave you strength and something else that is not taught in school ...

- Yes! With this, I have everything in order, even with a vengeance, it was not a fool who guessed.

Going to the clearing where his comrades lit a fire and indulged in tea, Kostya tried to acquaint her friends with a stranger. But it was not there. Immediately jumping to the Durogons, the red-haired beast began to twist in front of him with his coolness and shoot his eyes, waving his fire-grief, stroking his arm, now his cheek, with a corny, singing, tapping his leg:

- Well, my friend, you are not fun? What lol head hung? Al does not give anyone? Or moloduha threw you, daunting such?

Entering the guy in a stupor and paint, Natasha finally calmed down and shook Ivanushka’s finger and whispered:

- Oh, you humble, my! I'll show you at night!

Ivan was shocked by such frank inclinations of the Snow Maiden. Hunting trophies on the grass fell silent for a long time.

Having poured enough, in a complacent mood, the grateful trinity, yawning sweetly and rygya in some places, prepared to listen to the story of Ivan the Fool the Second. It turned out that the father had three sons, the third course, a cudgel. Having bought, somewhere three arrows with electronic guidance, controlled by psycho-extra-sensory sensations of a sexual second order, a clever father, an experiment was conducted on the slandering of sons. The eldest went to the noblewoman, the middle one - the merchant, the youngest who pulled the string with all the power, so far, no one, but only searches.

- I have been wandering for the second week already, but I haven’t found the arrows, the young man has finished his story.

- Did you come across a swamp? - asked Nastya.

“I came across ten miles from here,” said Ivan, nodding his head in agreement.

- Well, then everything is clear! - the Snow Maiden laughed, - tomorrow, we will present to you before your eyes the clear narrowed yours. In the meantime, night falls over ... Read more →