in writing, the princess cried, I will arrange for them how to tear up three skins for some kind of flight, through this lousy little river. They still do not know that there is a consumer protection society? !!! - showing a clenched fist to the sky, the Elf woman asked.

The bag, having heard such words, immediately materialized in front of friends. A check with signatures and seals stuck on his string that they had deducted $ 100 for transportation services.

“Something doesn’t drag me, dragging me on the huddles through the mud in the zindan,” explained Nastya, pointing to the gaping hole in the underground passage from which Thumbelina pulled them out.

- Probably there is a land road !? - The situation has clarified the situation of a broad-shouldered youth, suddenly appearing from the bushes.

His huge belly and haircut under the pot, in harmony with a silly smile. The puffed cheeks, bursting with excellent health and youth, with blue-eyed and steep-edged, probably drove more than one hundred village beauties. Linen trousers and self-woven kaftan, along with tarpaulin boots, completed the image of Ivan the Fool.

- Do you want to be our guide? - Constantine asked.

- Something like that. One good turn deserves another. At the royal ball, I met with one beauty and hopelessly fell in love. “I don’t even know her name,” Ivan sighed sorrowfully, but when she ran away, she lost her shoe, “finished his simple story, taking from her wide-legged trousers the marked object of a crystal look, which was a woman’s shoe of unknown material, which turned out to be soft and supple to the touch, 33 size, according to the Russian standard.

Receiving the object of his desire, the beginning fetishist of almost two meter height continued the story:

“I was a little quicker than a prince, although it should be noted that he also laid eyes on my girl.” As soon as the clock began to break through midnight, my passion, tried to slip away in French. Admit she managed it. And only the shoe proves that this is not a dream! Well, how can you help?

- Clear pepper! No problems! By the way, your love is Cinderella - Kostya, this is Nastya, the future Elven Queen, and this Snow Maiden, is Natasha in the World, - explained Konstantin, introducing herself and her friends.

- Very nice! And me, Ivan. Fool they call, for some reason.

- Do not worry, everyone has their drawbacks. There are advantages, taking the hand of a new comrade in the journey, - explained the Snow Maiden, how is your dignity, in accordance with growth, just as big?

- I do not quite understand what you are saying? - sticking idiotic smile, said Ivanushka.

“Okay, let's get through, we'll figure it out at night,” the red-haired beauty laughed.

- And how does Konstantin know the name of my chosen one? - lowering his voice, Ivan asked.

- I will explain to you at night, dear, smiling tenderly, the Snow Maiden explained.

Two couples, slightly deviating from the course, walked to the nearest town, to look for the owner of a lovely leg of 33 size.

The evening was approaching, but Cinderellas are not! Duryndy and krasavisny from the age of seventeen years old and above. They had growth not according to the ranking and size of the white marble marble far beyond 38.

- And how tall was your passion? - Kostya asked.

“There are two towers from a pot, well, this is ... a meter and a half,” Ivan said.

“Hey, kid,” Natasha shook her finger, “did you happen to get in touch with the little one?” Do you have any sexual anomalies are not observed? Pedophilia, for example?

- Yes that, you, such slander, the Snow Maiden! To the ball, passport-free and homeless would not have missed!

- Okay, okay, do not boil! I was joking, - the fiery man laughed.

Night descended over the city, and it's time to sleep. And my couple in two rooms ... Enjoy their sleep! As soon as it got dark, the travelers stopped at a crowded hotel.There were no rooms as usual, but for the triple price they were allocated two adjacent rooms.

To indulge in the love joys of Kostya and Nastya were prevented by loud whispers coming from the other side, apparently of a cardboard partition.

- Ospadi! Maiden! What are you doing. Where are you your little poke?

- I want to make sure in proportionality! Is it true that with the growth of 180 by 7 it is necessary to divide ... It seems not in my case, with resentment and bitterness, it announced the whole World, Snow Maiden, in full voice, it is necessary to divide growth by the number of years ...

- Do not you love me maiden! Love me Cinderella. For her, the size of the shore!

- And to learn? Before the first night marriage? In order not to blunder and not goof?

- Well, if only to learn ...

The jar was pronounced spellbinding: smacking, smacking, creaking and groaning sounds. My heroes lovers did not fail to take part in the competition, who are more and who longer.

Morning, as usual, brought a cup of coffee in Brazil and French croissants. Having made ablutions and being satisfied, the friends set off for a further search not for the business of the human. Now they were guided by one and half meter fillies not younger than 18 years old. In one town, nicknamed Sen Germain, they found a young lady of 156 centimeters and a foot-size 33. After asking her name, the travelers had to get upset. Her name was Irina, not Cinderella.

The guessed Kostik asked the applicant:

- What is your nickname in the chat?

“Cinderella,” answered Irochka.

Then taking one item from a pair of shoes, Ivan asked a sacramental question:

- Whose shoe?

“Mine ...” downcast blue-eyed, said the plain woman.

- But there was a beauty at the ball !? “This chuchundra is not at all like,” the idiot pissed off.

- Vanyatka! So she is not washed, not well-preserved, not untouched, - the girlfriends started singing, - Wait, we will dress her up, comb her hair, beat her shoulders, love her, in some places we can barely, somewhere we will cover her. Zamam, zaporamadim, paint over, darken.

Speaking of such words, the girlfriends dragged the resisting Cinderella into somewhere. Not even six hours passed, as the beautiful woman of unearthly beauty emerged on the podium of the basement.

Crystal shoes rested in the garbage. For the place of them, the legs of the beauty were wrapped around black-lacquer 15-centimeter heels. A plush skirt of two-piece boxed length gracefully harmonized with the topic of the same material. Blue-eyed and crimson, were emphasized in accordance with the recommendations of Meybilin and other cosmetics. Cinderella was worth it!

Falling to his knees and equaling the pretender to his yard, Ivan made a fiery speech: That never before ... His hand and heart ... the moon and the stars ... planting trees ... building a house. Well, and so on and so forth in the text.

My travelers once had witnessed the spouses, therefore, having poured a small amount of money for wedding expenses, they disappeared in English in an unknown direction.

- I'm Shrek! - Said the evil creature of a green color, they got in the way.

- And I Fiona! - grinning with stochnubic sharpness, said green fat woman with frog's eyes.

- And blasphemy? - Elf Princess asked.

- And figl? - asked Snow Maiden.

- What do you have in mind? - asked question Constantine.

- We are cannibals, - Shrek explained, - Snow Maiden for dinner, Kostya for breakfast, Nastya for lunch ...

Quickly enmeshed friends with vegetable ropes, transferred to a wooden structure that smelled like mildew, mud, and toad litter.

- And in the cartoon Shrek, a good-natured creature, Kostya noted with pity in his voice, - and Fiona, in general, is very modesty and virtue.

- And there is! - Said the green maiden - and where does gastronomic addiction?

- A New Year ?! New Year! Galaxy craves NG! And you want to devour the priority figure in this issue.

- And we have a New Year, every day, when the meat is there, after sharp-teeth, Fiona laughed happily.

- Pretty! Or maybe we cook them in three? Painfully they blather a lot.

- Business thought, Shrekunchik! So let's do it - burning wood in size ... Read more →