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After serving in the army for a year and a half and joining the so-called “old men” in December, I clearly realized some aspects, no, not military service, but the relationship between men and women. It’s not enough to seduce a sweet girl or a lady, you still need to slip between the female tentacles, which are stronger than the embrace of a large octopus - these insidious ladies are constantly trying to drag the young man into the crown. Particularly dangerous were our signalers, steeped in their communications center of our army ...
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On Wednesday, I took a day off, I wanted to sleep, a lot of evening time and energy was taken away from the control tasks of our institute. Yes, home study is not sugar. After a good night's sleep, I after lunch brought a notebook with the control work on the history of the CPSU to my friend Kolya. He was at work, opened his mommy. I put a notebook on his desk, asked her about whether she would be on Friday, and she understood in her own way, literally dragging me into the bedroom. Apparently thought. that I greatly missed her ...
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June 16
A classmate invited me to the sauna with friends. But they say that the newcomers in their bathhouse should be naked. Well, I did not want to offend anyone. Well, undressed. And the most embarrassing way. Well, I try not to show the view. The men, of course, are also a little awkward: they blush, try not to look at my charms. One could not even hide his excitement. Through the trunks clearly looked through the standing stake member. Only when a friend had already left said he was joking. Here is a goat. It used to say no ...
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A classmate invited me to the sauna with friends. But they say that the newcomers in their bathhouse should be naked. Well, I did not want to offend anyone. Well, undressed. And the most embarrassing way. Well, I try not to show the view. The men, of course, are also a little awkward: they blush, try not to look at my charms. One could not even hide his excitement. Through the trunks clearly looked through the standing stake member. Only when a friend had already left said he was joking. Here is a goat. It used to say no ...
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Well, finally, a trip to St. Petersburg on a business trip. I'm tired of the routine at work, at least some variety. There, an old school friend appeared recently at Odnoklassniki. The relationship with him was lost for a long time, and now it turns out that he lives in St. Petersburg now. We agreed to meet...
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Late in the evening, Lavrenty Pavlovich Beria unexpectedly looked in at the security officer Merkulov.
- Do not slow down, Merkulov, - he reassured, - I, so, smoke a cigarette.
Beria lit a cigarette, sat back on the table and absently looking at the ceiling asked:
- Merkulov, have you ever done cunniling?
BUT...
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- Do not slow down, Merkulov, - he reassured, - I, so, smoke a cigarette.
Beria lit a cigarette, sat back on the table and absently looking at the ceiling asked:
- Merkulov, have you ever done cunniling?
BUT...
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Minutes of erotic humor)))))))))
Any test group is risky people, so as not to be tested on them. There are tests of new products, drugs, cosmetics, dietary supplements or many other things, but in any case these are always risks. Why did I start with this listing? It's simple! We are with my boyfriend in this group !!!
After the tests we carried out earlier, more than two months passed, for which I returned to normal, more precisely to the old boring life. My chest and crotch, however, have not changed, all the same ...
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Any test group is risky people, so as not to be tested on them. There are tests of new products, drugs, cosmetics, dietary supplements or many other things, but in any case these are always risks. Why did I start with this listing? It's simple! We are with my boyfriend in this group !!!
After the tests we carried out earlier, more than two months passed, for which I returned to normal, more precisely to the old boring life. My chest and crotch, however, have not changed, all the same ...
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