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island. Well ... judging by how my face muscles hurt, not more than five, that's for sure ... After the sixth blowjob in a row, she would definitely not have been able to say anything, which means five maximum maximum ... She remembered the boat ride badly - she rehearsed all the way, in the brain, her Throne Speech ... Well, knocked out Sherlock a couple of teeth - he was guilty, Fraera's greed killed ... I would offer a share in my deal with the Moderator - let's go honestly, 75 to 25 .. And so be content with the fifth part ...
... - Listen to my command !!! - Mark commander snarled. - “... mandu, ... mandu, ... mandu” - her echo answered.
- From this minute this Island is declared the New Sovereign State !!! Form of government - military dictatorship! The king of the state is declared Eugene-I. His wives, in turn, are assigned to:
- Mark,
- roxy,
- Eve.
Young Sherlock Holmes is appointed Head of Local Investigation Services. He is the most important guard of the treasury. Mice - do not sleep !!! Bucks in leather cases !!! Mousetrap to purchase and place !!! ... He is the Regent of the Number One, in his spare time, for me, Mistress of the Mountains ... ugh !!! States !!! Roxy is appointed the Official Wife of the King - but, honey, don't forget, your place in the queue is Second !!! Eve is appointed as the Keeper of the Order on Earth. Obey her implicitly !!! In a sense, if nonsense does not carry all, and its cockroaches will starve to hunger ... Friday is our appointed Chief Chief - and the Executioner in combination ... Are there any questions ?! - and Mark beautifully made a queue from Kalash, right above the heads of her troops. There were no questions ...
- Eve! Eve!! Eve, ... your mother !!! Enough tea with a lemon to drive, take a gun, look after the people, that would not do anything, I urgently need to write a story !!! - shouted Mark.
Eve came out of the lemon grove with a blissful expression on her face - she put her in from lemons !! Oh, whether from lemons ... Mark gave her an automatic ...
- Wow !!! Real gun !!! To go nuts !!! - Eve's joy knew no bounds ...
The evening silence of the island to shreds broke the line from the machine. The bullets happily jumped on the sand, trying to hook the Mistress ... Mark, in a jump, knocked Eva off her feet, and took the AK-47 away ... Having caught her breath, Mark-I announced the Decree number two:
- This ... here ... Roxy - appointed by the Chief Trustee of the Keeper of the Order On Earth !!! Eve doesn’t give a weapon to her hands, otherwise she, a romantic fool, is so pawned ... And yes, turn the fuses out of grenades, just in case, in order to avoid and so ... Everyone understands everything ?! And I have to work, the story urgently finish writing ... Friday - everybody the world !!! Will you help ...
... The solar disk half disappeared beyond the horizon ... Several unrelated letters were crammed in the netbook editor, something like "Battle of Poets - 3" ... Mark took Friday aside and began to give that to the CO:
- You, kaneshno, neither belmes on ours, but nothing, you have a role without words ... You just need to check some moments of the tale in practice ... for authenticity ... Now I’ll get back to you ... you will put me hands on chest ... I'll turn around and hit you ... Forstein ?!
Friday joyfully nodded his head ...
- You guys are not Forstein ... Okay ... I turn my back on you ... I put your hands on my chest ... Povor ... Hey !!! What are you ?! Hands off!!! Mama!!! Ay !!! Save !!! People are kind, pamajite, raped !!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa ... !!! Aaaaaaa ... !!! Ahhh ... !!! Yes ... yes, yes, honey !!! Do not stop!!! Yes ... Aah! Ahhh! Still!!! ... Still!!! ...
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... The moderator, having read the encrypted message, rubbed his hands and allowed himself a hundred ... two hundred ... two hundred and fifty before work ... Yes, nafik soon, this work !!!
... The Governor of the Hawaiian Islands, wrapped up by specialists from the X-Zt detachment in a pose, holding Parker in his teeth, signed the Act of donating the Island to private ownership while simultaneously recognizing the Sovereignty of the New State ...
... The Sixth Fleet of the US Navy guided the torpedoes into a submarine of the Colombian heroin mafia by GPS-beacon hidden in the Holy Grail ...
... In the Kremlin, a secret decree was urgently signed on conferring the title of Hero of the USSR while simultaneously awarding the Order of Lenin ...
...The backstage World Government opened an unlimited credit line for the construction of an ultra-protected safe ...
... And Iytsah Ravilyevich, an unrecognized jewelry genius, greedily swallowing a tincture of valerian from a liter mug, was fascinated by admiring eight zeros after edinichki on his bank account - seven zeros for each copy of the Bowl ...
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Dear friends! On the eve of the new year I want to give you this light ironic parody on the theme of the well-known film, without which, perhaps, not a single New Year's Eve party can do, for many years in a row. It was not just my competitive forum work, but also a modest tribute to the memory of a great director. I hope he would not be too offended by this so free interpretation of the cinema masterpiece. I tried as much as possible to keep a pleasant irony and lyrical plot motifs in ...
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But instead of answering, he drew me to him with one sharp movement and bit into the lips ...
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I'm sitting in a tree
And from fear a little shiver.
I see a terrible picture:
Cuts saber back.
Hands, heads fly,
Corpses lie in heaps.
All the grass is in bloody puddles,
On the lips of suffering horror.
Our hero is elusive,
Chop the blade off curves
And left and right.
Horror, bloody violence.
All over, a terrible fight,
Our hero is one alive,
Although it is wounded in the blood ...
Be healthy, hero, live!
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From the palm I would need to get down
Yes, listen to sweet flattery,
What sketched in the comments,
It is a pity that there is no piano in the bushes.
I would sing for the people
God joyful ode,
How do I paradise island nice
Sorry Beethoven did not live ...
"Joy, unearthly flame,
The paradise spirit that has flown to us,
Intoxicated by you
We entered your bright temple. ”
"Brothers, close the circle
And over a cup of wine
The word abide throughout
Star Judge swear! "...
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Well this is a completely different thing, so that means calm reflections on a palm tree.
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Here is a pancake, God has awarded assistants !!! ; (Like bucks from a podloka to carry with suitcases, so "Piatnits tired !!! Piatnits tired !!! Piatnits bye-bya nada ..." Koryatsya here alone, with a young talent ... Back still hurts ... And Eve too fucking good !!! After all, according to the scenario, the mouse was supposed to sit in a cave, and watch the Bowl ... In vain, perhaps, I stashed a little Kalash with a box there ...
On the other hand, but I had to share the treasures for two ... Well, to hell with it, with blanche, I’ve called Holmes back in the groin, he will remember for a long time !!! ;))) Then we shared everything with him in an honest way: “This is for me! And this is me! This is all the more so for me! Of course me! So ... what the hell incomprehensible? This is for you! And this is me! ... ”:))))
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It's boring to sit in a cave ... alone ... But with Friday)))
Yes, and I missed the Cup ... she already went in a circle ... they drink wine (a little higher in the comments)
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Okay ... With the cup - forgive !!! ...;) After all, Iiitsha Ravilevich such Iitsa Ravilevich ... :)))))
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Wow It turned out great! Well done girls +10
No one was left in the loser, each got herself a muzhak))
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Spasibki !!!) I am glad to please)))
Yes, and she was so pleased !!!
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Had a lot of fun ;))
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Rzhach - always cool! And this is also a cool rzhach!))))) Ten from me!
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Thank you! !!!)
This is my clumsy attempt to prove that good rzhach even in sex is not a hindrance)))))
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masterpiece, Eve !!! ten
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Gee, thanks! Spasibki!))))
But about the masterpiece I will consider the sweet flattery ... but nice)))))
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By the way, there is a clear contrast, what Eva wrote, and what Mark did. Everyone has their own handwriting and syllable, which is not concealed.
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Here, and you still ask stupid questions, why is it a line of people who want to be in stories with you :))))
I read your comment, and I don’t even know what I want more: to strangle you, or to admit that so tactfully nobody has called me a dumb person :)))))))))))))))))
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And where is it written that Mark is a talentless person? Why do you immediately think that you wanted to offend someone ?! Both of you are good at it, and noticeably not because your lines are bad, but because it is noticeable by syllable. No need to perceive with bayonets.
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Utu-tu !!! * smiley smack *;))) The joke of humor was !!! :))) And whatever you say, you are Korolevna ST !!! :)))
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Aaa joke)) Then hee-hee)) Ta well, I’m more like a court clown than a princess.
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With such a King and a clown be no sin !!! ;)))
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10 and all the "tick"!))))
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Thank you! !!!)
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Girls, you are in shock today.
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In the sun))) Head baked by the tropical sun)))
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Good you have mushrooms, girls. Vigorous and fun. Fun island turned out. If I were in a position beyond the powers, I wouldn’t go there - they would still catch up with the general fun.
The only thing is that it is not easy to follow the sudden appearance of some players "on the field." Okay, Eve climbed down from the tree, but Sherlock and Mark appear somehow from nowhere.
PS And what does the Grail do there?
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Yes!) The plot is slightly blurred and without reading the first part it is difficult to grasp the point ...
But I confess honestly, her and no ... Treat everything as a theater of the absurd ...))))
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And in the first part, an explanation is given of who came from in the second part;)
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The funny thing is that I also read the first part :-)
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Well, then I can advise ... Store ... Pollitra ... And once again re-read in a circle;)))
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10! +++
Got finally!
Buffonade, Illiada, sitcom, dressed with surrealistic etrotic nightmares)))
Not bad with humor and sarcasm. Lemons and colorful panties that hide the eyes, organically fit into the treasure hunt on the island. As soon as the treasures are found erotic and pornographic sequel and trikvela begins to go off scale))))))).
Iputsya all! Even cockroaches in the heads of the authors))))
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Spasibki, spassibki !!!)
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Anecdote to the topic;)))
Leonid Brezhnev is sitting in his office and holds the “Lenin Prize Laureate” badge in his hands. Suslov enters.
- Listen, Mikhail Andreevich, did you read “Little Land”?
- I read, Leonid Ilyich! Amazing piece! It is very necessary for our society.
- You are not fooling me?
- Did I cheat on you in anything?
- I do not remember. Then call Pelshe. Pelshe enters.
- Pelshche Yanovich!
- I am not Pelshe Janovich.
- Yarvid Pelshevich! Have you read my "Little Land"?
- Was reading! Wonderful piece! I reread for the third time. Leonid Ilyich, playing with the “Lenin Prize Laureate” badge, says:
- Everyone likes my piece. Maybe I read? ...
:))))))))))))))))))))))
Okay ... Half a liter half for courage ... and read;)))
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