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Now there are many sites where guys and girls can agree on what to fuck together, there are those on which gays and lesbians can do it. Last to be very fashionable, because for them now all the expanses: rewriting fairy tales where the prince leaves the princess and stays with another prince, food with low cholesterol content is released (now many readers will resent and say that they are saving themselves from a heart attack cholesterol is responsible for sex ...
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Our parents are our children for them all the time and they make the decisions themselves. And so it happened to me! The parents made the decision, and I had to go dry, but to agree - they decided to move to Zaporizhia, exchanging apartments. Like, I was born there, my hometown, there is the same institute, I will not need to live in a hostel. But, most importantly, my grandmother left them her house by will. Very good, by the way, even though he is “a hundred years old at lunch.” Red brick, three rooms, huge kitchen ...
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Baba Nadia had sagging boobs. Once she woke up, and her cat has already managed to tag sneakers. But on this series of failures was just beginning, since going out into the street she was missing a single goose. Her large cans telepalsy, as she basically did not wear a lyphone. Suddenly from a distance she noticed an approaching car. When she stopped at her gate, some pi3dyukas came out of her and asked to call her grandson. Baba Nadia entered her grandson’s room and was stunned, he was watching porn ...
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Whatever you may say, but fifth-year students are a completely different version of student life. They will be given a session, as they say - anyway, especially if the student is sober and shaved at the winter session. But the girls - to the limit filled with spirits and, which is especially desirable for the fly students from the teaching staff, in extremely short skirts. The problem is almost the same - on time to come to the exams! So we all were going to celebrate the New Year, being quite upbeat ...
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Somehow, being in a completely different mood, my simply wonderful friend and I watched a very funny video on U-Tubu. A thief with a stocking on her head climbed into the apartment and was fascinated by looking at the jewelry box. And then the owner of the apartment woke up, sleeping on the bed, a hefty Negro woman, pardon, wild pardon — an African American, but with such an unusually large breast, between 9 and 10 bra numbers. She wanted a thief to hit him on the head with a statuette, then apparently he wanted ...
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My friend Pashka somehow slightly dislocated his leg, and now he has been walking with a wand for a week now. One day he came to our house and suggested that my wife and I go to his country house tomorrow. Three years ago, he brought two hundred bushes of excellent strawberries from the Crimea and this year there was just an incredible harvest.And his leg still aches a bit, and his wife, the lovely Tatiana, recently had an abortion, but not quite successfully, she was in hospital for three weeks and now she is on sick leave.
Well, well, that our age, we are 30 years old - ...
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Well, well, that our age, we are 30 years old - ...
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Dear readers! In this story there is profanity. If it shocks you or if you don’t like it, and if you are not yet eighteen years old, then I ask you not to read this story, but to go on to read those that are permissible to you.
Before the jump, they tried again to contact the Earthmen’s flagship, but Violetta did not answer. Phaeton with Kronos jumped into three-dimensional space. To notice their appearance was impossible. Invisible Kronos covered not only herself, but also clinging to ...
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Before the jump, they tried again to contact the Earthmen’s flagship, but Violetta did not answer. Phaeton with Kronos jumped into three-dimensional space. To notice their appearance was impossible. Invisible Kronos covered not only herself, but also clinging to ...
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Oil lamps cast fancy shadows on visitors to the tavern. In the corner of the restaurant, the company of lizards was lively arguing, spitting viciously at his mouth, now pouring his throat with fair amounts of alcohol, as if trying to get more drunk and find new evidence of his innocence. Nearby, the elf is slowly tasting wine and the man looks at the noisy squabble of the neighbors with displeasure. Here the waitresses are scurrying around carrying drinks and food and flaunting such curvaceous forms that the visitors to the restaurant immediately start to get drunk should they ...
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Leisure languages stubbornly spread this story to all corners, like chickens spread their droppings if let them into the house. How much truth is in it, how much lies, how much lust, demanding satisfaction not fornication, so verbiage, - we do not know.
Whatever it was, once in the capital of one of the countless emirates, which once powerful Arab Caliphate fell apart, two high guests really arrived (there are notes in the palace chronicles). One of them is Mammul, the young prince ...
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Whatever it was, once in the capital of one of the countless emirates, which once powerful Arab Caliphate fell apart, two high guests really arrived (there are notes in the palace chronicles). One of them is Mammul, the young prince ...
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