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In the evening, Colonel Chernov, the head of the army intelligence service, called me up with a request to fly to the rear, one group gave an agreed signal, there are important documents. At the same time and reported good news for me personally. The second group in the radiogram thanked me for the advice from the Polish ATGMs, they did not lose anyone, but they arranged for the Germans such a traffic jam on the railway that only hold on. And they liked my second advice - “The main thing is not who will shoot someone, but who will change his mind.” Clever and cunning ...
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Gloria, a successful business woman. She comes from Seattle, from a family of bankers. After graduating from college and then university, she began her business. Business quickly developed and went up the hill. She married a former rival, thereby enlarging her empire. In marriage, they lived for more than ten years, and then one day she found her husband and mistress in her office. He fucked that slut on Gloria’s desk.
Gloria silently went out and called her lawyers. Instructing them to leave him without a penny and throw him out ...
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Gloria silently went out and called her lawyers. Instructing them to leave him without a penny and throw him out ...
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Your wisdom!
I report that the myths that have come down to us from time immemorial are not unfounded. The world order of the planet, where I was directed by your all-wise will, is truly distinguished by an extreme originality.
People on this planet (in one of the local dialects, her name is “Earth”, and I, with your permission, will call her that) - people on Earth are biologically identical to the Langians. However, besides man, another type of rational organisms lives on Earth. In general, it coincides with the person; the few differences, however, are significant and concern the internal organs, the genocode,
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I report that the myths that have come down to us from time immemorial are not unfounded. The world order of the planet, where I was directed by your all-wise will, is truly distinguished by an extreme originality.
People on this planet (in one of the local dialects, her name is “Earth”, and I, with your permission, will call her that) - people on Earth are biologically identical to the Langians. However, besides man, another type of rational organisms lives on Earth. In general, it coincides with the person; the few differences, however, are significant and concern the internal organs, the genocode,
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Sasha was in a hurry, pushing the accelerator pedal and overtaking other cars, slowly driving along the highway on this fine Sunday evening.
And how not to rush when it was necessary to bring my wife and daughter home from the dacha, and before that pick up the key from his second apartment, which he kindly borrowed for the next meeting to his friend Gosha.
He usually rented an apartment, but this time the lodgers moved out early, and the forever anxious womanizer Gosh, knowing this from Sasha himself, tearfully asked temporarily ...
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And how not to rush when it was necessary to bring my wife and daughter home from the dacha, and before that pick up the key from his second apartment, which he kindly borrowed for the next meeting to his friend Gosha.
He usually rented an apartment, but this time the lodgers moved out early, and the forever anxious womanizer Gosh, knowing this from Sasha himself, tearfully asked temporarily ...
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“Can I rely on you?” - Sergey Aleksandrovich stretches a book to Jeanne. The rarest copy is the 1906 edition.As in a nightmare, she accepts an offering — an expression of the young teacher’s personal confidence in a freshman student. “Yes, of course,” she murmurs, pressing the folio to her chest. Bust she basically does not wear, nipples imprinted with pimples on a beige turtleneck. Black stretch jeans are wrapped around a chiseled figure. Jeanne is adored and desired ...
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Maria, Maria ... simplemente Maria! ... Everyone remembers this dirty teeth series of the mid-90s. But few people saw the first series, ruthlessly thrown out during the final editing of the motion picture. And I saw! And I will tell you, dear readers, how the formation of the legend actually began.
- Mary, are you sleeping? - in the darkness boyish voice rang out.
A gas lamp standing on a wicker bedside table caught fire. A beautiful black-haired, black-eyed girl, in a white nightie, half covered ...
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- Mary, are you sleeping? - in the darkness boyish voice rang out.
A gas lamp standing on a wicker bedside table caught fire. A beautiful black-haired, black-eyed girl, in a white nightie, half covered ...
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His eyes darken and he slips his hand over my stomach. Fingers squeeze my shirt, and he draws circles on the skin. Goosebumps run down my back, and Tom smiles. “I like the way your body reacts to me,” he breathes.
I know what happens next, and I can't wait.
He sneaks his fingers under my shirt, my breath quickens. A smile spreads across his handsome face. “One move and you're already choking,” he whispers hoarsely.
Tom leans down, pressing my legs to ...
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I know what happens next, and I can't wait.
He sneaks his fingers under my shirt, my breath quickens. A smile spreads across his handsome face. “One move and you're already choking,” he whispers hoarsely.
Tom leans down, pressing my legs to ...
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