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My friends and I celebrated the victory of our beloved Dynamo in the Zodiac pub, as well as always after football - we started talking about women. I just remembered the story of my great friend Sveta Alekseeva about a trip to Baku and got a little carried away, explaining to my friends what kind of Sveta is cool. Kostya even gently interrupted me, saying that I promised to tell you about the excursion, and I myself praise the beauty Sveta.
- Kostyan, well, you will not understand! Flexible figure gymnasts, elastic, sweet all, embrace her and ...
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- Kostyan, well, you will not understand! Flexible figure gymnasts, elastic, sweet all, embrace her and ...
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Ivan Yevgenich didn’t think of Dasha as a sexual object. Well, that is ... it is clear that not a single healthy man, looking at Dasha, a young, poured with pink juice, would think of her only as a “student Molokaeva,” but still this thought lived in a safe corner of his “me "Without attracting too much attention.
And from the fact that Ivan Evgenich invited her on a journey together, nothing has changed. He always did this by inviting both female students and students. Spring trekking in ...
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And from the fact that Ivan Evgenich invited her on a journey together, nothing has changed. He always did this by inviting both female students and students. Spring trekking in ...
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She was very tired today. I ordered her a taxi from work to me to see her again as soon as possible, otherwise her journey with transfers could take more than an hour, which I didn’t want, given the later time and her condition. I went to the parking lot to meet her. It was already a quarter to midnight, on the street somewhere - 5, not so scary, if not all-pervading, icy, restless, almost carnivorous wind that manages to blow all the time in the face, no matter how you turn and wherever you are. ..
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TV mumbled in the corner. On one of the federal channels broadcast Sunday news and a bald man, for an hour, gesticulating, talked about the intransigence of the parties. All this time, on the crumpled bed, Luska lay and pulled her shmonku. With a hangover mind, she fantasized about how this bald man would fuck her right in that studio under cameras broadcasting.
Dreams come true is not destined: Vasya entered the room, scratching the dick. Vasya is a fat and ugly pig, he is a lover ...
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Dreams come true is not destined: Vasya entered the room, scratching the dick. Vasya is a fat and ugly pig, he is a lover ...
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The elevator closed and darkness reigned.“Yo,” Gladkov burst out (although in general he was a reserved man).
As you can see, the gopniks knocked out the last lightbulb in the elevator. Such darkness was unnerving, although it was not so much to go.
Gladkov took out a mobile phone. She flashed a farewell light and went out: he forgot to charge it. - E-my! He said with feeling. - Eat you, son of a bitch!
The elevator, apparently, took this curse on its own account and froze. - Eeee, - called ...
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As you can see, the gopniks knocked out the last lightbulb in the elevator. Such darkness was unnerving, although it was not so much to go.
Gladkov took out a mobile phone. She flashed a farewell light and went out: he forgot to charge it. - E-my! He said with feeling. - Eat you, son of a bitch!
The elevator, apparently, took this curse on its own account and froze. - Eeee, - called ...
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Early the headquarters insistently asked to drive in his car with snipers to the 172nd division, the spotter tortured them there, and they won’t find out where he was hiding. At the same time to transfer a new bag with medicines to nurse Anastasia Pavlovna Vishnevskaya. And laughing, they say, be careful with her, Kuban Cossack and just like a hereditary witch, a beautiful and terrible impatient. One of our dashing major wanted to “loan” her, and then walked half the night, he could not even find his own house, in which he had settled earlier, the next day ...
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