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Warnings: Halloween horror story. Are you feeling Do you smell that smell of mysticism, dismemberment and bad humor, which I am trying to pass off as black humor?)) If this does not frighten you - welcome; but do not say that I did not warn.
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Throughout his life, Kiruha hated the expression "rain by the wall." That was how pizza delivery men and girls who were late for a date were justified. So his mother scolded: when Kirill was so wet her feet as a child, she put her hand on a steep thigh and exclaimed: "You are sick ...
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Throughout his life, Kiruha hated the expression "rain by the wall." That was how pizza delivery men and girls who were late for a date were justified. So his mother scolded: when Kirill was so wet her feet as a child, she put her hand on a steep thigh and exclaimed: "You are sick ...
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Not Fisting - Tom, helicopter pose 5 in the 1st, as in the cartoon "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
I remember one of the stories of Tamara’s friend, a story of how someone from her construction workers invited the hostels to the hostel, where, by the way, both of my favorite guys lived. Evening, it got dark 4 guys in a small room and one of Toma was not at all shy of the abundance of men. A table with open canned fish such as a tourist breakfast, several bottles of vodka and a loaf of bread, sliced with thin plastics, on our institute newspaper. Word by word I pour, they drink, and then Gosh as a senior suggests ...
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Each person has his own desires and affections, some have an extraordinary hobby such as collecting labels on matchboxes, others like to play cards, some for fun, and some for money, wanting to support their poor student As the most famous student in this sense, our former President Kuchma, he told about this in an interview.
But just wanting to emphasize their analytical skills - and won some money well and on time ...
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But just wanting to emphasize their analytical skills - and won some money well and on time ...
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Hand in hand, mommy and I went into the river and deeper — how wonderful it is to refresh yourself in the afternoon heat in the river! And my cunning mommy in the bushes took off her white underwear, hanging it on the branches of the tree and put on the old, black, saying that she, like Nina, would not shine through - she was not at the doctor's reception. And what is old, so there are no spectators here, even though go naked, so Nina immediately picked up the topic - at night we will bathe naked. It's good that we already went into the water - my dick right away ...
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I and hundreds of other girls stood on the crystal floor in the main hall of the royal palace. The holiday of Autumn Pranks was in full swing. From minute to minute Lord Kalaiah himself, the governor of the See of Dreams, was to appear. On the ceiling of the hall sparkles of lamps sparkled, shadows danced on the walls. The ominous atmosphere was completed by the guards, who looked menacingly at us through their visors, relying on heavy two-handed halberds.
This morning they came to our home. Uncle Gortin sighed heavily when he opened the door, behind ...
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This morning they came to our home. Uncle Gortin sighed heavily when he opened the door, behind ...
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The door was opened by a woman standing on the threshold of a man, asked: - Did you call a plumber? - Yes, yes, uncle, come through, I'm waiting for you. I was recommended to you as a specialist who can eliminate the leakage.
The man carefully examined the lady - a heavily made-up face. Slanted eyes summed up in greenish shadows. The lips, painted in a bright color, seemed to be swollen, as if from a long kiss.
Stunted, more than a head shorter than a man, the hostess is wearing a short ...
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The man carefully examined the lady - a heavily made-up face. Slanted eyes summed up in greenish shadows. The lips, painted in a bright color, seemed to be swollen, as if from a long kiss.
Stunted, more than a head shorter than a man, the hostess is wearing a short ...
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Once, a friend of mine persuaded me to go to the excavations in Myasnoy Bor, the place where 2 Vlasov's army died.
This friend has long been looking for and burying Soviet soldiers in battlegrounds. He convinced me to go to the camp of the excavation, saying that he was lucky for the newcomers, that I would definitely fulfill my civic duty and “raise” the fighter ...
The occupation, of course, is not a pleasant one, in my opinion, deeply doubtful, and the places there are creepy, like in Stephen King's thrillers.
But my friend is a fan of all this ...
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This friend has long been looking for and burying Soviet soldiers in battlegrounds. He convinced me to go to the camp of the excavation, saying that he was lucky for the newcomers, that I would definitely fulfill my civic duty and “raise” the fighter ...
The occupation, of course, is not a pleasant one, in my opinion, deeply doubtful, and the places there are creepy, like in Stephen King's thrillers.
But my friend is a fan of all this ...
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The man is looking forward to landing. His fear of airplanes disappeared a long time ago, even at that moment, as he received consent to meet with this incomparably beautiful and at the same time mysterious blonde. Nausea, congestion in the ears, dizziness. There is only a little from the last, and then from the experience and hope that this is all a dream. As unexpectedly and spontaneously organized meeting, and his attitude, have not yet come to a consensus with him. Events took place and went on as usual, but the mind ...
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Probably, sooner or later, such books are in the hands of every woman. Something from the series “To the point of a damn about how to bring a man to an orgasmic syncope,” well, or something like “How to win that one. Author's course on naively guru of all Russia on female orgasm. ” My husband for such a matter of pulp sniffs contemptuously from the high bell tower, so I wisely decided to postpone the experiments until his next trip.
Why would I be interested in such books ...
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Why would I be interested in such books ...
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