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Comrade captain second rank! I ask: “Why?” - A start-up was standing in the pose of an emperor penguin, and as soon as he began to lift up the analogs of the wings and opened his mouth to justify a warble, he was immediately heard - You can not answer. But I ask: “Why?”
The looping of the procedure was obvious, and after the fourth run, laughter was heard from behind and the execution ended abruptly: - I'll think about how to punish you, but for now stay! - bald head ...
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The looping of the procedure was obvious, and after the fourth run, laughter was heard from behind and the execution ended abruptly: - I'll think about how to punish you, but for now stay! - bald head ...
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My name is Anna. I am thirty five years old, I am a mother of two children, married. Exactly one month passed before the nightmare I visited ended. But it all started about four months ago, on the day when I was sold into slavery ...
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The working day was coming to an end. I worked as a secretary in a small private law firm. Sounded a phone call. I do not know why, perhaps it was a premonition, but I immediately sensed something unkind. - Good evening! Smirnov & Partners - I ...
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The working day was coming to an end. I worked as a secretary in a small private law firm. Sounded a phone call. I do not know why, perhaps it was a premonition, but I immediately sensed something unkind. - Good evening! Smirnov & Partners - I ...
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That weekend my wife and I rested in nature. River, forest, barbecue yes fishing. My relationship with my wife is good, we live, as they say, soul to soul. Do not quarrel, there is a mutual understanding ... But with sex is not very. She does not attract me as a woman. Her entire body has long been investigated, all its holes have long been licked and not once, and in general, she's thin and very tall, probably not my type.
For some time I was saved by pornography. I quietly download porn, write down the phone, go to the bathroom ...
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For some time I was saved by pornography. I quietly download porn, write down the phone, go to the bathroom ...
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Accompanied by the sounds of the night forest, a tall male figure in black stood right by the side of a huge black car right at the edge of a huge black car, and a female figure in vicious red leaned at the feet of a man - the skirt spread widely on asphalt - and made ancient rhythmic movements with its head. In the male figure, my driver could easily have guessed — a characteristic uniform, a cap, embroidered with “AT” on the lapels — and only Duchess Svarozhich could be a woman. I have already...
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Sergey decisively opened the laptop, and until self-righteousness did not leave it, turned on the Internet and typed in the search engine: “BDSM topics”. Immediately rejecting the "mathematicians" and eliminating "themed parties to order", he came across the following ad: "Confidently experienced Marijuana actively dominates in the framework of security, rationality and voluntariness, according to the principles of SSC. Easy defecation. Marginal urophilia. Silver Rain. Latex. Triplex. Full BDSM. Strap-on "...
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Any woman is always an actress. This, in my opinion, Alla Pugacheva said. I would add that every woman, at least in part, and somewhere in the depths of the soul, is also a prostitute. After all, every second at least once in her life went to bed and spread her legs, pursuing some self-serving interest. And the other half are either unable to benefit from their charms because of their poor quality, or they charge an exorbitant price and gradually fade away in the hopeless expectation of a suitable client. Those few ...
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Jumping out of the car, I hurriedly tried to open an umbrella. Not here it was! The castle finally did not want to obey, and I, having thrust an umbrella back into my bag, jumped, jumping over puddles, towards the airport building.
“Well,” I thought with annoyance, “I wanted to be irresistible, and now I’m going to be a kind of wood louse with tangled hair.”
Come on, where did ours not disappear ?! In the end, nothing can not be returned ... Yes, I am now going to see off my ex-husband. Former ... Husband ... Strange phrase ... If the former, then you are no longer a husband ...
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“Well,” I thought with annoyance, “I wanted to be irresistible, and now I’m going to be a kind of wood louse with tangled hair.”
Come on, where did ours not disappear ?! In the end, nothing can not be returned ... Yes, I am now going to see off my ex-husband. Former ... Husband ... Strange phrase ... If the former, then you are no longer a husband ...
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Fun woke, stretched and opened her eyes. A languid smile wandered across her face. Memories of the past night responded sweet languor throughout the body. "It is still good that I let this chimney sweep." Thoughts of fun smoothly flowed to more pressing matters. She recalled that yesterday, through a messenger, she transmitted to the priest her demands for a wedding. She estimated the possibilities of Polkan and Vanyushi, estimated the prospects. To be the wife of Polkan she did not smile at all, and for a long time, and, but before ...
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“So maybe somewhere deep inside her, if you can get there, will there be tenderness, warmth and love?” - Well, I do not know, buddy. It seems to me that if she has it all inside, it will be problematic to get there. - Why do you think so? - Well, look. I have one fantasy about our date with her. - Oh, this is interesting, come on. - So: one evening I manage to miraculously catch her on a date. We are dating...
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Nonka distributed her money, earned by the self-sacrifice of the body, as a real economist. No, she did not buy brunettes, did not scatter on black velvet, and did not gallop naked across the glittering black sky with a scattering of stars. This is a miracle device for demons. She ranked herself as middle-class, and therefore was modest in fantasy. Part of it was given to the bank, send an invoice to the account for the account, the other one was spent on a whim.
This time I decided to go to the country with the beautiful name Iceland. But...
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This time I decided to go to the country with the beautiful name Iceland. But...
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