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- Ugliness! - thundered Sergey Andreevich. - Shaped disgrace. What have you done on yesterday's corporate party, bastards?
The "bastards" were quieter than water below the grass, cradling aching heads. The Path to Success company’s birthday passed with a twinkle. - Who plucked the parrot? - continued the director. - Whose head came such a bright idea?
Manager Alekseev started. He carefully raised his head, which looked like an empty cauldron, and looked plaintively at the chief. - & nbsp ...
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The "bastards" were quieter than water below the grass, cradling aching heads. The Path to Success company’s birthday passed with a twinkle. - Who plucked the parrot? - continued the director. - Whose head came such a bright idea?
Manager Alekseev started. He carefully raised his head, which looked like an empty cauldron, and looked plaintively at the chief. - & nbsp ...
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A man and a woman are sitting at a table in a cafe. No one hears their conversations, no one sees them. - It is gloomy and sad for me and even the dances of the spheres do not amuse me. - Then let's play my lord. - And what will play my darling. - You will like this to be called the interweaving of everything plus sex and violence, stupidity and intrigue. - Hmm, agreeing to your game is the same as signing a contract with Satan. - Do not be afraid of the immortal, the game does not ...
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Lyuba and Lena - girlfriends from kindergarten. They were similar, they were sometimes confused, calling them sisters. Actually, their friendship was quite reminiscent of a relative. The girls were like two boots - a pair. Read the same book. They liked the same films ...
Lyuba surrendered to the shackles of matrimony a year earlier than Lena, but did not give up hope to find the bridegroom named sister. And found. It turned out to be Sergei, a friend of her husband. Lyubanka’s husband, the affectionately called her so affectionately, was also called Sergei. Lenuska, not ...
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Lyuba surrendered to the shackles of matrimony a year earlier than Lena, but did not give up hope to find the bridegroom named sister. And found. It turned out to be Sergei, a friend of her husband. Lyubanka’s husband, the affectionately called her so affectionately, was also called Sergei. Lenuska, not ...
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My friend Boris, when he was in the tenth grade, was studying this way. He really liked one girl from their yard. Well, apparently, he didn’t just “like”, but he probably went crazy on her at night, since he decided to do that.
The girl lived in the same staircase two floors below him. And it would seem: take it and say hello to her once, then ask how she is doing and so on. But no, I developed a clever plan, the most subtle, one might say.
I got a dog of the same breed - Yorkshire ...
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The girl lived in the same staircase two floors below him. And it would seem: take it and say hello to her once, then ask how she is doing and so on. But no, I developed a clever plan, the most subtle, one might say.
I got a dog of the same breed - Yorkshire ...
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INSTEAD OF PROLOGUE.
Dear friends! On the eve of the new year I want to give you this light ironic parody on the theme of the well-known film, without which, perhaps, not a single New Year's Eve can do, for many years in a row. It was not just my competitive forum work, but also a modest tribute to the memory of a great director. I hope he would not be too offended by this so free interpretation of the cinema masterpiece. I tried as much as possible to keep a pleasant irony and lyrical plot motifs in ...
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Dear friends! On the eve of the new year I want to give you this light ironic parody on the theme of the well-known film, without which, perhaps, not a single New Year's Eve can do, for many years in a row. It was not just my competitive forum work, but also a modest tribute to the memory of a great director. I hope he would not be too offended by this so free interpretation of the cinema masterpiece. I tried as much as possible to keep a pleasant irony and lyrical plot motifs in ...
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Desabir 2043rd - Jan! Already half past midnight! Who did you virusize with me this time ?! - Mazyulya, yes this is again some kind of canary of the fifties, said the dotka, going into the living room, - this one, how is she? I remembered! Brittany Spurs! - Well, firstly, not Brittany Spurs, but Britney Spears and not the 50s, but the 90s or 2000s. Honey, you do not remember what? - asked his half Phasar. “It seems to those and those,” answered Maza, without hesitation. - Fazyul, me ...
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Be healthy, gentlemen!
I understand what matters
But let, for a moment,
Kohl attacked me
Suddenly suddenly inspired,
Tell you about the vision,
What I saw recently.
After all, since then I am all in disarray
And slightly at a loss.
Maybe your reasoning
Will resolve my doubts
Will lead us to a conclusion
What did I still see?
Part 1. "What and how?"
It was sometime summer
It seems to be out of town somewhere.
Whether at night or during the day
Well, okay, not about that ...
The thing you see is
What, your ...
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I understand what matters
But let, for a moment,
Kohl attacked me
Suddenly suddenly inspired,
Tell you about the vision,
What I saw recently.
After all, since then I am all in disarray
And slightly at a loss.
Maybe your reasoning
Will resolve my doubts
Will lead us to a conclusion
What did I still see?
Part 1. "What and how?"
It was sometime summer
It seems to be out of town somewhere.
Whether at night or during the day
Well, okay, not about that ...
The thing you see is
What, your ...
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“What did the savings bank decide with the robbery?” - The case is entrusted to the Fools - What other “fools” ?, - the general for the first time looked away from the folder lying in front of him and looked menacingly at the speaker over his glasses. “So we have the best operative-investigation team among us, comrade major general.” By the first letters of the names. Major Durov, captain Raskatov, our best operative and expert Kiparisova Larisa Pavlovna. "Fools" is obtained. - In your...
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It was no longer possible to postpone. Where else if a statement to the registrar filed? Pasha hasn’t earned his car yet, and he didn’t want to look like a beggar after Natasha’s parents, so we took a taxi. Her parents lived outside the city, in their home, and, judging by the photos they had seen, it was not at all in a modest house. Pasha knew that the father of his bride used to have a rather big business, but recently he retired and now with his wife, Natasha's mother ...
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(vulgar breed on the poem S. Mikhalkov "Postirushka")
Tanya with Mania two girlfriends
They love to read books.
Hobby w Nadi - potraushki
Loves to fuck like a damn.
Morning eyes tears -
Pussy immediately gets wet.
All on the river to sunbathe,
Nadia - substitute the crack.
Member only saw -
In the mouth grabbed, sucked.
Sperm members loves -
Legs quickly spreading.
Groans loudly and cums
Nadia many times in a row
All guys know it
Visitors often run up.
And shine like in the picture ...
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Tanya with Mania two girlfriends
They love to read books.
Hobby w Nadi - potraushki
Loves to fuck like a damn.
Morning eyes tears -
Pussy immediately gets wet.
All on the river to sunbathe,
Nadia - substitute the crack.
Member only saw -
In the mouth grabbed, sucked.
Sperm members loves -
Legs quickly spreading.
Groans loudly and cums
Nadia many times in a row
All guys know it
Visitors often run up.
And shine like in the picture ...
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