Desabier 2043rd
- Jan! Already half past midnight! Who did you virusize with me this time ?!
- Mazyulya, yes this is again some kind of canary of the fifties, said the dotka, going into the living room, - this one, how is she? I remembered! Brittany Spurs!
- Well, firstly, not Brittany Spurs, but Britney Spears and not the 50s, but the 90s or 2000s. Honey, you do not remember what? - asked his half Phasar.
“It seems to those and those,” answered Maza, without hesitation.
- Fazul, I think your feature becomes a fan. I also hang out on a Quamba. But to speak only the truth and nothing but the truth? Well, really nafak! Everyone knows that boys and girls are in trouble with the past. But it is usually silent.
“Who is your virsek partner?” - asked Yang
- Harrison Ford. Well satisfied? It seems labor contagious?
- Star in shock! - synchronously pronounced parents.
- And now where are you? Asked Maza.
- To one riel. He is trying to dissolve me, that he has a Martian fever. But with me this subject is not a ride! Nafichena your bitter experience.
- Snowball! Do you remember what I told you?
- But Mom! I have half a bag of latex! With the taste of raspberries, peaches, vanilla, glowing at night. With stereo images of all presidents. Any sayz ...
“Well, that's enough,” interrupted the careless little girl Elena, “you’d rather do this about your syunvine, and you wouldn’t have smiled with anyone and anywhere.”
- Mama! Enough! I have long wanted to feel hot, solid, real.
- OK OK! Go already!
When the door slammed shut, Jan said:
- But in our time ...
- Ah, times, ah, morals! - Elena interrupted him, - I also want a solid, hot, real one. Will you make me a syvinw today?
- Yes, of course, darling ... do you have latexes with stereo images of all the presidents?
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There are evil sorcerers. They should scare the new year.
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Changed ... Now they are good)))
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Well surprised!)))))))))))))
It was in this story that your ability to think up words appeared to the full extent. Short and very juicy! Well done! Added to favorites.
Here I read and think - what is a portrait on prezike?))))))))))))))))))
I would not have excited, perhaps))))))))))))))
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Thank you, my Queen! This is the year 2043. Words must change. It was also noticed in the "Clockwork Orange". We get accustomed to distorted American words, They have our Russians. And the Chinese, I guess. But in Chinese I am not strong, but English, I hope understandable ...
Not simple portraits, and volume. Of course, this is not exciting, but rather cool))))
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A, volumetric means))) Then it is exciting, as ticklish))))))))
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Not quite as they are visible, but not felt)))
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But this is bad)))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Now better!
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I hope our president will not accept a hint in his address?
Right now, he will flaunt on x ... every asshole. It should be more careful, like a ba ...
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)))))))) in the 43rd will be another president. And where is the guarantee that this is not a woman? Not a mulatto, chocolate, and not the former pornstar?))))
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Excellent miniature Jur. Smiled :)
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Spasibki, Roxy!)))
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