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I woke up, languishing in some kind of premonition. “Strange,” I thought, opening my eyes and looking around the room.
Usually, waking up, could hardly overcome the bitterness. And what to rejoice at? Again one, ahead of the working day, "empty efforts" and the evening is no better. But today ... I looked at my watch - seven ... It's time to get up. I jerked and remembered - I have a day off! - Hooray! Three days of doing nothing.
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Usually, waking up, could hardly overcome the bitterness. And what to rejoice at? Again one, ahead of the working day, "empty efforts" and the evening is no better. But today ... I looked at my watch - seven ... It's time to get up. I jerked and remembered - I have a day off! - Hooray! Three days of doing nothing.
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New patient - Doctor, doctor! Screamed Eve, scattering toilet articles along the way. - What happened, my dear? - in astonishment, lifting his glasses from nose to eyes, asked Brülli. - We received a new patient ... I think he is dangerous. - So what? - calming down, the doctor asked, - we have enough aminazine and haloperidol. Insulin shock therapy will help him. And if not ... - lifting a finger up, said ...
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Two girls, carried away by conversation, walked along a forest path. “And when Venta added magical magma to her invention, then it exploded so that the floor of the Loft laboratory smashed!” As he was furious, there would still be so much equipment, ”Sangia said with a laugh. - What is she funny, so she managed to find a suitable source of energy, reduce the size? - Well, how to say, at first its “Pyromus”, was the size of a good cart ... - & nbsp ...
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In general ... It was once. Acquaintance on the Internet, followed by a long correspondence and a number of meetings. About one of these meetings, I want to tell. At first - it is romantic, so that the girls like it, and then - the same thing, but already with the author's comments (it was always an ulcer, and I still remain) so that the boys won't fall asleep :)
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Smooth engine noise ... Glitter headlights oncoming cars ... Sparkling puddles on the pavement ...
All this calms, lulls ... Everything except you ...
You...
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Smooth engine noise ... Glitter headlights oncoming cars ... Sparkling puddles on the pavement ...
All this calms, lulls ... Everything except you ...
You...
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Nonka noisily dissected the chlorinated waters of the pool with a stately body. Her breaststroke admired men, and the sky-blue color of a swimsuit (turquoise), obtained in the historical mines of the provinces of Iran, the envy of women.
Not having slept, with tearing inside, offended and pouting, like a child, she washed off her cowardice with water. - You have to be strong, Nonna. Just think, not everything in life develops as you want. But look how the evening is unusually beautiful - ...
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Not having slept, with tearing inside, offended and pouting, like a child, she washed off her cowardice with water. - You have to be strong, Nonna. Just think, not everything in life develops as you want. But look how the evening is unusually beautiful - ...
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Tundra is dedicated. Inspired, contagious !!!
FOREWORD:
Should we not conclude a marriage contract, like Pushkin and Goncharova, without straining each other with problems. 35/180/95, moderately intelligent, moderately slender. Do not mind to be clever in the theater buffet.
"The sun of the overripe burgundy cherry rolled over the horizon, splashing its last rays with the red juice." They were refracted on the white marble pillars of the theater, and reflected on the faces of the theater-goers with the bizarre shape of blood stains, making them look like creatures from ...
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FOREWORD:
Should we not conclude a marriage contract, like Pushkin and Goncharova, without straining each other with problems. 35/180/95, moderately intelligent, moderately slender. Do not mind to be clever in the theater buffet.
"The sun of the overripe burgundy cherry rolled over the horizon, splashing its last rays with the red juice." They were refracted on the white marble pillars of the theater, and reflected on the faces of the theater-goers with the bizarre shape of blood stains, making them look like creatures from ...
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To you: Dear readers, this story is not an inexhaustible source of erotic scenes. And for self-satisfaction is not suitable. But, if you are interested in reading the travel history of the forum squad, and plunge into the magical world of simplicity and piquancy, then we embrace and invite. We also hope these pages, you read with ease, and be sure to leave your review.
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Kingdom Forumland: Help from Above.
Written in collaboration with the angel: Eva Prostoeva
These characters are prototypes ...
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Kingdom Forumland: Help from Above.
Written in collaboration with the angel: Eva Prostoeva
These characters are prototypes ...
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Nonka is a beautiful girl with a fourth breast size, a protruding ass, black burning hair and 27 years of age. I am not going to write such garbage so as not to excite the pimply electorate of the site.
The health gene Nonkin always stood in the first place for her, including the hormones of pleasure and happiness. The remaining genes were scattered from second to tenth place, as the commandments in the Bible. Exquisitely fuck was a matter of honor, dignity and business reputation.
Despite the heat that covered the city and maddening ...
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The health gene Nonkin always stood in the first place for her, including the hormones of pleasure and happiness. The remaining genes were scattered from second to tenth place, as the commandments in the Bible. Exquisitely fuck was a matter of honor, dignity and business reputation.
Despite the heat that covered the city and maddening ...
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“Once at the Epiphany evening, the girls were guessing.” Well, let's say not in Epiphany, before Epiphany, as before China on all fours, summer is in the yard. July sixth, to be exact, is ahead of Kupala night. Standing on the outskirts of the forest house, rocking on the unevenness of a country road, Niva Chevrolet carefully rolled. Who's there brought hard? The car stopped in front of a solid wooden frame: the motor stalled, after a small hitch the doors opened to the light of God, groaning and kneading the leaking ...
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Deep night long ago fell on the small town of Lazerville, but its inhabitants could not sleep. The square near the old church is full of people. Despite this, dead silence reigned around. No one dared to make the slightest sound. There was confusion on the faces of the townspeople. It seemed even the air around was soaked with anxiety. All eyes are riveted on a tear-stained girl with her hands tied behind her back and a man in a gold embroidered coat that stood on a wooden platform in the center.
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