— 1-

Fun woke, stretched and opened her eyes. A languid smile wandered across her face. Memories of the past night responded sweet languor throughout the body. "It is still good that I let this chimney sweep." Thoughts of fun smoothly flowed to more pressing matters. She recalled that yesterday, through a messenger, she transmitted to the priest her demands for a wedding. She estimated the possibilities of Polkan and Vanyushi, estimated the prospects. To be Polkan's wife she did not smile at all, and for a long time, moreover, but before that she had shied away from the wedding-marriage on the pretext that it was too early, she was not ready. And then the devil pulled her to write that everything, I agree to get married, except that the ship is flying to the balcony. This is Vanya’s fantasy, and not only fantasy. Polkan, they say, is still the pervert, which is why she didn’t want Bugger to give his tender body to him for fun. And even more so, if we consider that in the event of a wedding, it would be possible only to fallen away from lands, and if Gorynych could be tricked into this adventure. And who came up with these stupid laws? Oh, if only Vanyushi would succeed!

In the meantime, Vanyusha was already walking along the forest in the direction of the familiar swamp. A water acquaintance lived there, a cool old man, Though a humorist, and a visionary, he is even worse than Vanechka himself, but he knows everyone in the kingdom and with everyone on good terms. This is his little idea about stealing Fun. Although Vanyusha himself had long wanted to take this seductive beauty into the wilderness of the forest, but he was afraid to approach himself. And, as it turned out, in vain. It was under these thoughts - practical mixed with sexual ones - Vanya came to the swamp.

The watermark on this sunny morning had fun with Kikimore. Back in the time of the Tsar Pea, they found a book in the forest that the Shamakhan queen had dropped when she was running away from Gorynych. Interesting, I must say, little book, only in the title a bunch of errors. Not the "Kama Sutra", but "Who in the morning." A strange question - to whom ... with whom I woke up next, that and ... But let's not be distracted. And so, Vanyusha with his problems distracted a couple of the most exciting activities.

- And what did you need, Vanya? What happened is that you even forgot to send a message through a pigeon?

- Yes, there is such a thing ... In short, our idea with Gorynych did not roll. Fun flying ship wanted. Like, I'm still the royal daughter, I want to fly away with comfort, officially, but how can I take all my outfits? So tell me, Uncle, how can I build this ship?

- Just? Do you remember the elegant hut on the other side of the swamp? And the seven brothers that live there? Here they are all trades from boredom, and boredom they are now above the roof. We don’t have war now, but they can’t find a suitable female. So they will help you to make a ship. And my sisters will teach to fly - Grandmas Yozhka, that's right. Everything, Vanyusha, come on, we have a new chapter scheduled for today, so I don’t have much time to talk with you for a long time.

— 2-

While Zabava is dreaming, and Vanya is trying to make her dreams come true, the second, or rather, the first contender for the hand and heart - read, the princess’s body and dowry was in her country residence, I mean in a hut not far from the border, deep in the forest .

Yes, yes, this is the same Polkan, I beg to love and favor. Although that love, that favor is not particularly for that, well, unless you have no masochistic inclinations. Polkan is our - the sadist is still the one. As a child, he tried to torture cats, but he got away from the local witch and switched to other animals. And then, when he grew up and began to look at the girls, here the sadistic nature constantly began to break through. And when Papa, God rest his soul, he left countless riches to him, set on a grand scale, Polkash himself built this residence for himself. And to his joy, and to the girls in distress, he met the Queen of Shamakhan, she lived in those foresters' hut in those parts, she was hiding from Gorynych.And she was familiar with the Marquis de Sade and Bluebeard himself, although she was lying, an infection that was born later, she had seduced a jinn, and she had elixir of eternal youth.

That's just with the very queen he was sitting in the living room, drinking Bordeaux and smoking a cigarillo. But no, only Shakhin smoked, as Polkan called her, he did not like tobacco himself, but he did not frown at the smoke. But he liked to savor the wine, especially under unhurried conversation.

- Listen, my dear, what am I going to do now? I still intend to Zabava in my collection to get it, it will be a worthy decoration of my harem. Yes, and the kingdom I need to cover. Especially since everything has been decided with the king long ago, he will immediately abdicate the throne, only this unapproachable beauty did not agree. And then on you, issued, ship her serve. I and the merchants of all strained, and the witch with her all-seeing mirror, no, they say, there is no such ship. I was, and I ran into an airplane carpet, I was not repairing it for the third year. Parts, they say no.

- Ok, Polkasha, I will help you with the ship. But with the girl, I am having fun first. What a pun - with fun and amuse. The girl, apparently, not spoiled, I think it will be interesting to her.

- Yes, no question, Sahin, I have time to have fun with her. Yes, and you know, to break the girls I do not get high already, I love the submissive, after you. So organize the ship and your fun. On the first night of the wedding night I will give it to you and enjoy watching you work with it. I give you a blank check to you, look, buy, organize. Yes, hurry up, the witch whispered to me that some Ivan, without a clan or tribe, intends to build a ship in order to marry and leave us with Fun. Though he is a bareback, but according to the witch, he is a stubborn man with connections. God forbid overtake.

- What are you, Polkasha, with a man can not cope? Ali have no troops?

- Yes, there is such a thing ... Local evil spawns him. She surrounded the witches, but she herself had a bit of a fight with everyone, so she lives in the settlements. So it will have to fight with everyone, but I still can not do it. And it’s not for me to openly fight, I'd rather be cunning.

- Well, well, well, tomorrow I will deal with this issue. And in the evening, as agreed, I am waiting for you in our outhouse.

— 3-

Vanyusha got to the brothers quickly, it was not for nothing that he ran to Uncle Wateryon from an early age, and did small assignments. Yes, and brothers he knew from childhood, with the younger generally grew up together. He got there, but the younger one turned up at home and the rest went hunting, making far supplies for the winter. A small, Mitka, household left. Eh, if only Crow should be left to look, but they didn’t think, hoping for a chance. Quietly in the kingdom was the last time. Who knew that Vanya and Zabavoy would still talk. But so what happened, happened.

- Hello, Mitya, how is life young?

- Zdarov, since you're not kidding. Why, I stayed here on the farm, I die of boredom, but I can't leave.

- That's it, the rest is not? And I have an urgent business, without your help in any way.

- And what am I, an empty place, do you think? What is your business?

- Yes, I need to build a ship, I got ready to marry, fell in love, and she agrees.

- So, stop, come on first. Marrying is good. And where does the ship?

- I want to marry Fun, but you will not marry her just like that. So we conceived with her ...

—... Are you with her? !!! So are you with her? ..

- That, that. Do not interrupt. I'm talking to you, and you think about all the mischief.

- Well, I wonder the same. Well, I will not. What conceived something?

- Yes, the condition Fun set for the suitors. Whoever builds the Flying Ship, she will marry him. That's why I need a ship, and the Flying Grandmothers of the Yozhka will do it.

“So let's do it together and build it,” Mitka was glad, “the tea is not made with a finger, we can handle the instrument, it’s magic here.” And the keys to the pantry, where it is stored, I know where the elder hides.

- And will not fly?

- So we will do a good thing.Anyway, do you want to marry? Or will she bring you to bed without marriage? Can we not have all this fuss? Yes, I joke that you immediately clench your fists? Went for a tool that ...