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A new couple sends them a bird-destiny. Nina does not follow her speech, Alice speaks out about her connection with Yuri. The “disassembly” between the mother and Alice reveals the lesbian nuances in the lives of three women.
Yura relaxed, only watched the state of Alice, who began to fall asleep from fatigue and heat. Suddenly, the horse snorted strongly, began to shake its ears, and tapped its hoof angrily. Aigul understood that a stranger was hiding somewhere. She covered the shame with a towel and went after the disturbing horse. AT...
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Yura relaxed, only watched the state of Alice, who began to fall asleep from fatigue and heat. Suddenly, the horse snorted strongly, began to shake its ears, and tapped its hoof angrily. Aigul understood that a stranger was hiding somewhere. She covered the shame with a towel and went after the disturbing horse. AT...
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The city languished from the heat. Mining a bit of life-giving drafts, the tenants opened the windows and entrance doors on chains. A mess like, a street rat wandered into the entrance of the five-story building. She was frightened, and the beast rushed in search of shelter. On the fourth floor, facing a welcoming shady gap, the rodent jumped inside.
A sleepy team of cups on the bench and a disabled person who joined them, Rubakho, was awakened by a heart-rending female cry. Cheering up, the yard asset raised his head up with interest. The scream was repeated ...
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A sleepy team of cups on the bench and a disabled person who joined them, Rubakho, was awakened by a heart-rending female cry. Cheering up, the yard asset raised his head up with interest. The scream was repeated ...
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Is it again? Once again? Thousands, millions! Again and again they shove me into a tight, narrow, slippery hole! I do not want. How much can you have? I managed to grow up with this gimmick! As soon as he was puberty, he began to shove me wherever he went. At first, I was happy. Well, of course! New, unexplored! The noble mission of the discoverer: to acquaint an innocent little girl with the taste of adult life, or, conversely, to give an experienced woman the unbridled young energy
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Hi girls! Get acquainted? Although you all know me very well: I am a phallus! I am a penis! I am the end, the hose, the bolt, the stake, the cudgel, and so on. And a million more epithets and comparisons. In general, I am your favorite darling! I am firm, resilient, inflexible and powerful! Say, megalomania? Hehe, girls, no - this is objectivity, and if mania, then a little bit, and you already know perfectly well about my greatness. Without false modesty and bluster I will tell you honestly: I am the one who rules this world ...
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My friend and classmate Vitya Korotich was very pragmatic, unlike me. We studied at the full-time department. At his suggestion, we switched to correspondence - (they say, we’ll gain experience and don’t suffer in money), we agreed that it would be better, especially since when our wives recently told us that there was an almost 100% chance of getting an apartment in a new house. He offered us to work with him in the brigade on the corps. Indeed, in those days at the senior position ...
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We rode the train, and in the next compartment, I immediately noticed a pretty blonde. Somehow the table organized itself, I went to their compartment, met, drank. It soon became clear that she agreed to everything. But it was impossible to have sex right away, and we agreed that I would come at night. It got dark, I drank a little for courage, entered her compartment, quietly closed the door, undressed, and crawled under the blanket to her lower right shelf. She immediately began to breathe excitedly, and even she was without panties, so I ...
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Marina farted at a party, did it indecently loudly, drawn out. She waited until the silence was established between the serving of dishes, the forks stopped knocking on the plates. The conversation, which had previously curled around the price of meat, lost relevance, was drowned in everyday life. And at this moment Marina gave the best example of gas creation. She was tormented by gases in the morning, she released them prudently in her room, in the bathroom, on the street. But at a party I could not help it, I issued a tirade of perpendicular contradictions.
Until now ...
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My schoolmate Volodya Poselyagin decided not to enter after school, but he acted easier (what a pun) - he graduated from the militia school and now serves as a precinct of our neighborhood. That's really got cool - on Tuesdays, he fucks the head of his and all the district policemen of our district, delicious blonde Major Lukina.
He goes around all the houses once or twice a month - he rents the apartments of those he has planted for a fee, of course, to his pocket and a small part to the pocket of his favorite boss. Well...
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He goes around all the houses once or twice a month - he rents the apartments of those he has planted for a fee, of course, to his pocket and a small part to the pocket of his favorite boss. Well...
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The tale of how valiant warrant officer Valentin Leopoldovich Savushkin over the three sewers of the sewer failed, who he had seen, what miracles he had seen, and which he had gained unthinkable adventures.
Note. "In the text there are statements that can lead to the rupture of all sorts of patterns, jokes below the belt and a complete lack of tolerance." (with)
Neither shaky nor shakily moved into the mountain of time in 1999. October already steadily entered into its rights, by morning the first frost caught the earth, surviving its short age ...
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Note. "In the text there are statements that can lead to the rupture of all sorts of patterns, jokes below the belt and a complete lack of tolerance." (with)
Neither shaky nor shakily moved into the mountain of time in 1999. October already steadily entered into its rights, by morning the first frost caught the earth, surviving its short age ...
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What secrets only do not keep the diaries of our classmates! What secret desires are contained in them.
Then one day I happened to find out the secret of our modest Antonina, the consorge of our class, deftly pulling her diary out of a school bag. I managed to read it a little while everyone was in the gym, and I was released, slightly moving my left leg. I only remember that Tonya, still a virgin, wants to surrender to two men at once and her poem at the end of the diary. I memorized him completely, here he is, very ...
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Then one day I happened to find out the secret of our modest Antonina, the consorge of our class, deftly pulling her diary out of a school bag. I managed to read it a little while everyone was in the gym, and I was released, slightly moving my left leg. I only remember that Tonya, still a virgin, wants to surrender to two men at once and her poem at the end of the diary. I memorized him completely, here he is, very ...
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