Somehow, being in a completely different mood, my simply wonderful friend and I watched a very funny video on U-Tubu. A thief with a stocking on her head climbed into the apartment and was fascinated by looking at the jewelry box. And then the owner of the apartment woke up, sleeping on the bed, a hefty Negro woman, pardon, wild pardon — an African American, but with such an unusually large breast, between 9 and 10 bra numbers. She wanted a thief to hit on the head with a statuette, then apparently she wanted to break the statuette and hit with her huge chest. Thief - in "out"! Full knockout!

My friend and I laughed for a long time. and then she suddenly cheered up and began to write poems about this episode. She is very smart and talented, so I soon read:

Unsuccessful robbery

I watched the video and neighing till you drop!
I'll try to convey to you the meaning.
In it the robbery in the apartment takes place ...
In a black stocking on the head (I do not know the company)
Sits thief on the bed with the edge.
On the bedside table - casket.
And in that chest: diamonds, pearls
And a lot of jewelry ...
About a dozen gold rings.
She goes through them with delight,
Sighs, gasps and forgets

About why I got here ...
And on the bed that mistress woke up.
Deboe such a black woman lay in her.
In shorts and a white bra was.
With huge w ... th and breasts
(God forbid - they will dream me!)
Only one breast probably weighs 20 kilograms!
Itself - probably 200! In general - shame!
Hearing rustle in the bedroom, stretched
And on the other side of the bed turned around.
I saw a thief, but not confused
And to the nightstand quietly crawled
And the statuette there took heavy.

Back steals quietly
And strives to hit her lightly
On the head is a thief from behind.
(Here neher steal here different bl ... m!)
But freezes for a moment,
And strives to hit her lightly
On the head is a thief from behind.
(Here neher steal here different bl ... m!)
But freezes for a moment,
As you can see, changing your decision ...
Lays quietly the statuette on the bed
(Ta fool continues to search brunettes)

A negritoska slowly removes her bra
And boobs gets out of the "alma mater."
Oh my God! This is a buffer!
Watermelons rest, gentlemen!
Supports milking hands
Slowly creeps closer to the lady.
And, rising above the villain,
"Watermelons" sharply lowers on the head!
(I hope I won't die of laughter!)
Thief sends the poor in a knockout!
As in boxing they say then: - That's it! Out!